So this is a thing. Looks to be a non-miniature, non-CCG pure board game meetup at a nice convention hall south of Nashville. They have a pretty extensive list of games there, even more they will bring if someone asks them to, and you can bring your own (I'm bringing Eclipse, for instance). 3 days, family-friendly, tons to eat and drink nearby and plenty to do around here if you feel so inclined.
Trichy and I both live nearby and will be going. We've already talked a couple other Goodjers into coming down; we should see if we can take it over! Registration is a measly $25 per person. Be there, or be endlessly ridiculed by your peers!
Looks like there are rooms nearby (you want to see "Cool Springs" in the name, or just map the sucker) for as low as $52. FYI.