Certis' Totally Awesome Pick 'ems Oppa Canadian Style!
Saints at Giants: The Giants can send their whole division into chaos if they lose this game. I think they're going to wrap it up and send the Saints sliding right out of the playoff race.
Bears at Vikings: The Vikings are at home clinging to the last shreds of their dignity as they chase their rapidly diminishing prospect of reaching the playoffs. They're 5-1 on their own turf and more desperate than Legion at the Redhead zoo. Vikings roll the Bears and rub their tummies.
Eagles at Buccaneers: The Eagles are so disenfranchised with Vick they've drafted a baby horse to play in his stead. Tampa Bay still has a shot at the playoffs if they can win this game. Look for Freeman to do his best horse whisperer routine and break that foal.
Ravens at Redskins: The Redskins are so hot right now you'd almost forget how vaguely uncomfortable their team name is. RG3 and his squad beat the Giants and I can't see Flacco doing much to answer.
And our wildcard game:
Texans at Patriots: It's interesting that at 11-1 Houston is still "showing signs of faltering" every single game. It's like watching a bully slug his way through the chess club and someone off to the side commenting his shoelace is untied. None the less, Patriots win because I will it and they're the most Canadian-like team on the field.
Last Week's Results:
Jolly Bill: 0-5
Season to Date:
Jolly Bill: 19-39