2016 US Presidential Race Catch All

It would've been all mine, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids! And old people. And blacks. And latinos. And women...

...Aannd the race is on!

Who will each side put up? I can only think to eliminate possibilities:

  • Mitt Romney: Had his kick at the can. Will devote his time to creating an offshore bank on Kolob.
  • Sarah Palin: Unwilling to take time from shooting the fourth season of the hit television show Fargo.
  • Colin Powell: Upon first being asked about a 2016 run on TV, will give a slow, sad nod, then throat-punch the interviewer.
  • Ron Paul: Included as a sorbet to cleanse the palate.
  • Joe Biden: "Hey, why not, right?" One doesn't get to be Joe Biden by having a completely clear view of reality.
  • Madam Secretary: Takes a break from public service to practice trying to kill people with a hard stare.
  • Michele Obama: Delivers a harder throat-punch than Colin Powell.

I AM PUNCHING YOU THROUGH MY SCREEN RIGHT NOW.

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This is a trick. We all know that by 2016 North Korea will have conquered us. I for one welcome our new Communist overlords.

You're a sick man, Lovesauce.

I got to Miashara's post and was very, very happy that someone else expressed my disgust already.

Seriously, we know we're going to start getting buried in this crap when the 2014 elections are over, why hurry to get back to this unpleasant circus again?

Can Certis just lock this thread... And then unlock it in 2014?

Tkyl wrote:

Can Certis just lock this thread... And then unlock it in 2014?

Or delete and remake in 2 years, as I doubt anyone is going to search for this thread before wanting to seriously discuss 2016.

shoptroll wrote:
Tkyl wrote:

Can Certis just lock this thread... And then unlock it in 2014?

Or delete and remake in 2 years, as I doubt anyone is going to search for this thread before wanting to seriously discuss 2016.

Yeah, I realize that is probably the better route. I was just trying to inject some humor by going with the more absurd notion of locking it then unlocking it. I guess it wasn't that funny.

Funny, but ... no. No No No No No.