Random thing you love right now that doesn't deserve its own thread

Enrico Pallazzo

Eleima wrote:
RawkGWJ wrote:
Robear wrote:

Blazing Saddles is especially apropos these days. And yes, still holds up. :-)

I heard you was hung! ... And you is!

I couldn’t think I’d an Airplane quote that wasn’t already taken.

The white zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

I just want to tell you both,good luck.We're all counting on you.

Ok give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo.

Does anyone here speak Jive?

(But there are soooo manyyyyy)

See, even the French recognize its brilliance. The French.

Also, enough with your white zone bullsh*t, Bernice.

Well technically I’m in French, but I’m kinda French American.

Eleima wrote:

Well technically I’m in French, but I’m kinda French American. :D

Ha, that explains it. Your English would be much better if you were native French. We don't learn subjunctive tense or the difference between adjectives and adverbs anymore.

RawkGWJ wrote:
Chairman_Mao wrote:

I'm really curious what this con artist's rationale was. What did he pretend to be that could appear essential to the home buying process?

I feel sorry for Max. He has to live with himself.

Max should really be reported to your state's division of real estate. Depending on your contract with your real estate agent, you could have been liable to pay them their share, even if they were left off the contract. This is a big deal.

Got (slightly) radiated while touring a nuclear plant today. What fun to see such an amazing machine!

Hobear wrote:

Got (slightly) radiated while touring a nuclear plant today. What fun to see such an amazing machine!

Where/how did you get a tour?

Sounds like tours are pretty rare these days but I have a relative who has worked there a long time. We've been talking about a tour for 5 years and we were able to finally line up a date. He took me on a tour of his coal plant 10 years ago. Both were such a sight to see in operation. Toured the Monticello nuclear plant.

Coal plants are radioactive too, are they not?

Yes but they will not dose you as rapidly :-p

True.

Well, my advice is, stop pulling out the damn rods!

Robear wrote:

True.

Well, my advice is, stop pulling out the damn rods! :-)

What can I take as a souvenir then?

The security folks gave you a bunch of papers, right...?

I got so much whiskey for my birthday.

SallyNasty wrote:

I got so much whiskey for my birthday.

Nice! Is today your birthday?

It is but we celebrated over the weekend. 38!

SallyNasty wrote:

It is but we celebrated over the weekend. 38!

Happy birthday! Today is also my birthday; 31!

Happy Solar Lap Day to all!!

thrawn82 wrote:

Happy Solar Lap Day to all!!

Happy birthday to both of you!

SallyNasty wrote:

It is but we celebrated over the weekend. 38!

1980 was a great year

Stele wrote:
SallyNasty wrote:

It is but we celebrated over the weekend. 38!

1980 was a great year

A great year if you were a warmongering commiephobe.

I mean really, Ronald Reagan *and* Margaret Thatcher?!

Losing something, not being able to see it anywhere then thinking 'If I was holding said object and was going to put it down where would I put it?' Looking at the first spot you think of and finding a new item there, picking that item up and finding what you're looking for underneath.

Robear wrote:

Stop pulling out the damn rods! :-)

Title of your sex tape?

Mixolyde wrote:
Robear wrote:

Stop pulling out the damn rods! :-)

Title of your sex tape?

Hot. Though maybe not quite in the way you were hoping.

Jonman wrote:
Mixolyde wrote:
Robear wrote:

Stop pulling out the damn rods! :-)

Title of your sex tape?

Hot. Though maybe not quite in the way you were hoping.

Both involve friction, though.

MeatMan wrote:
Jonman wrote:
Mixolyde wrote:
Robear wrote:

Stop pulling out the damn rods! :-)

Title of your sex tape?

Hot. Though maybe not quite in the way you were hoping.

Both involve friction, though.

Sure, but for all but a very small minority, the one that involves genitals is quite distinct from the one that involves radiation burns.

If you're getting radiation burns on your genitals, then you're either doing something very, very right or very, very wrong.

cartoonin wrote:

If you're getting radiation burns on your genitals, then you're either doing something very, very right or very, very wrong.

Indeed.

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