My fellow Gamers with Jobs,
I come before you today with terrible news. News to shatter the hearts of millions. News to pull tears from a crocodile. News so horrible, it should be whispered in the profane hallways of ruined temples to ancient gods long dead. Yet I will speak this news here, in a public forum, in hopes that we, the Gamers with Jobs, may unite. And together we may fix this problem so our children, and our children's children, and all generations to come will not have to suffer the atrocity that we are suffering today.
Julian "Rabbit" Murdoch has never written about sparkle ponies.
Weep, my friends. But when you have shed your tears and dried your eyes, come back to this forum with hope in your heart. For the Gamers with Jobs donation drive is upon us! And now, for just $500, we can rectify the sins of our fathers. We can finally have the article on sparkle ponies that we crave.
I wish, my friends, that I had enough money to pay for this endeavor myself. I am sorry that I do not. But together, $500 will be as nothing! We shall overcome this great price and we shall have ponies!
I stand before you to ask if there are any who would join with me and pool our money for this task. I will not take credit for this donation, for the credit will belong to all who believe in my dream of a Rabbit written article on The Secret of Magic Crystals. We are doing this for the future.*
If there are enough people who wish to pool money for this achievement, then I shall set up a PayPal link. All proceeds will go to Gamers with Jobs as they should. But by combining our forces, we may have our sparkle ponies article.
Now who's with me?
Articles one AND two are in the bag! Article one is the Sparkle Ponies Article, but #2 is open for suggestion.
Go to https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dEI2dDA1NzFlUk4xQlNINWdHUW9oS2c6MQ and vote today!
*Also, I suspect, for our amusement.