Secret of the Magic Crystals Catch-All

My dear boyfriend gifted me this marvelous game today, so after work I plan to do some completely unironic ponycorning

I'm just so happy there is a SotMC thread to distract all the SotMC talk from the Steam Sales thread.

maverickz wrote:
The_Judge wrote:

Whoa! How'd that happen? My Steam stats say I have put 9 hours into this so far.

I hope you're ashamed of yourself!

Seriously. We expect more.

CptDomano wrote:

And here I thought I could join in the conversation and somehow avoid having the game pop up in my Steam library.

Why you little... You gifted me this without being willing to share in the magic that is ponycorns?

Demyx wrote:

My dear boyfriend gifted me this marvelous game today, so after work I plan to do some completely unironic ponycorning :D

I'm going to use "ponycorn" as a verb from now on. Thanks, Demyx! You totally ponycorned that one!

this thread is just one big ponycorn fest. People ponycorning all over the place. It's disgusting.

shoptroll wrote:

Why you little... You gifted me this without being willing to share in the magic that is ponycorns?

Mwahahahaha....I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you snooping GWJ'ers!

OOoooh, now I understand. I get it now. I'm still asleep! I never woke up this morning. My favorite message board hasn't actually gone whole hog into Secret of the Magic Crystals. This is just my own subconscious trying to send me a message. A very very disturbing message.

CptDomano wrote:
shoptroll wrote:

Why you little... You gifted me this without being willing to share in the magic that is ponycorns?

Mwahahahaha....I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you snooping GWJ'ers! ;)

Your bluff worked for a while, but you're no Sir Bearington.

TheHipGamer wrote:
maverickz wrote:
The_Judge wrote:

Whoa! How'd that happen? My Steam stats say I have put 9 hours into this so far.

I hope you're ashamed of yourself!

Seriously. We expect more.

Oh there will be. I have gone too far to give up without finding the crystals now!

Oh, lord... this game has achievements?

Have y'all tried the Quests and Races? They take place OFF-SCREEN. You don't even play the DDR-lite arrow-matching minigame like in the Training courses. You literally watch a stopwatch count down instead of actually questing or racing.

Tiny Tower, you're off the hook.

kincher skolfax wrote:

Have y'all tried the Quests and Races? They take place OFF-SCREEN. You don't even play the DDR-lite arrow-matching minigame like in the Training courses. You literally watch a stopwatch count down instead of actually questing or racing.

Tiny Tower, you're off the hook.

This is when, and why, I drink. Also, too, Jetpack Joyride is perfect for waiting for the stupid clock.

The_Judge wrote:

Whoa! How'd that happen? My Steam stats say I have put 9 hours into this so far.

You put nine hours into ponies. Well could have been worse...

Spoiler:

Could have been inches, not hours.

kincher skolfax wrote:

Have y'all tried the Quests and Races? They take place OFF-SCREEN. You don't even play the DDR-lite arrow-matching minigame like in the Training courses. You literally watch a stopwatch count down instead of actually questing or racing.

They don't even show the races? That's the whole point of breeding chocobos!

gravity wrote:

Also, too, Jetpack Joyride is perfect for waiting for the stupid clock.

Someone needs to send John Walker a copy of this as well. Sounds right up his alley.

F*$% THIS GAME. F*$% IT FOREVER AND EVER

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The_Judge wrote:

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If you can lend your ponies out I know of a certain sorcerer who could use it.
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kincher skolfax wrote:

F*$% THIS GAME. F*$% IT FOREVER AND EVER

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My, doesn't she look -- disapproving?

Are you using the arrow keys? The config suggests that you can use WASD. It lies.

BlackSabre wrote:
The_Judge wrote:

Whoa! How'd that happen? My Steam stats say I have put 9 hours into this so far.

You put nine hours into ponies. Well could have been worse...

Spoiler:

Could have been inches, not hours.

Somehow I knew exactly what was going to be in that spoiler tag.

Furtive Spy is evil. That is all.

That Yoggscast video is brilliant!

I'm enjoying watching from the sidelines as all of you go mad, one ponycorn at a time.

BadKen wrote:

I'm enjoying watching from the sidelines as all of you go mad, one ponycorn at a time.

I think there's a rule at zoos about not taunting the monkeys in the display :p

BadKen wrote:

That Yoggscast video is brilliant!

I'm enjoying watching from the sidelines as all of you go mad, one ponycorn at a time.

Sidelines, you say?

Obviously for my next play of Plague I need to try starting in Australia.

So can I not put this stupid horse to bed when it's tired? Do I have to send it out to do things so it can get sick?

Not that I'm playing or anything.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

So can I not put this stupid horse to bed when it's tired? Do I have to send it out to do things so it can get sick?

Not that I'm playing or anything.

Go to the stable. Give it a drink. Take the time to get yourself one too. It'll be fine when you get back.

Unless you've managed to get it ill, and then you're just a sh*tty magic ponycorn owner.

Ha-ha! Look what I found buried under a few windows.

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That's an awfully big aenus you've got there.

Allow us this, our daily joy:

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