Secret of the Magic Crystals Catch-All

TheHipGamer wrote:
Omaha wrote:

I get that this is kinda a running joke, but ... it sure seems like some of you are really enjoying yourselves here. I think my wife would probably punch me in the face and call me some very unpleasant names if she saw me playing a game about ponies. I think I'd rather be caught watching porn honestly. :D

Two itches, one game.

Spoiler:

Those ponies don't wear any clothes!

Booted it up. Brushed my horse until it became a golden ponycorn. now I have to train it to ponycorn even better. GOTY?

I feel like it's gotten mildly satanic in here.

Omaha wrote:

I get that this is kinda a running joke, but ... it sure seems like some of you are really enjoying yourselves here. I think my wife would probably punch me in the face and call me some very unpleasant names if she saw me playing a game about ponies. I think I'd rather be caught watching porn honestly. :D

I solve this problem by being single.

I solve it by telling bald-faced truths.

Ponycorn is porn.

EDIT: I have no idea what this means.

So, can you actually breed your horses? How do you do it? How do you tell if they're male or female?

I'm pretty sure that's a Perl command meaning 'I'M ADDICTED TO BOTH SO SERVE THEM BOTH TO ME MIXED TOGETHER IN A FLUTED WRAPPER!"

[Edit] Bah, that's what I get for not quoting. Victimized by an edit.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

How do you tell if they're male or female?

I see you finally learned your lesson.

LM, a hole is a hole.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

So, can you actually breed your horses? How do you do it? How do you tell if they're male or female?

Sometimes your horse will have a little gold heart icon on the bottom bar. I think they need to be happy and also trained up a bit before this happens. Get two horses like that, plus an empty stable slot, and you can get them to make a horse baby.

TheHipGamer wrote:

Ponycorn is porn.

EDIT: I have no idea what this means.

Po[size=1]nyco[/size]rn?

LiquidMantis wrote:

I'm pretty sure that's a Perl command meaning 'I'M ADDICTED TO BOTH SO SERVE THEM BOTH TO ME MIXED TOGETHER IN A FLUTED WRAPPER!"

[Edit] Bah, that's what I get for not quoting. Victimized by an edit.

The original:

Ponycorn ))<>(( porn.

back and forth, forever

Oh dear, I have been unceremoniously ponycorn enabled. I'm crying tears of some sort, not sure if it's joy, shame, terror, or what. Most importantly, what horrible things can I inflict upon these helpless beasts? It's like in the Sims where you could create horrible houses for your virtual people. But now it's equines. Magical equines.

Do I try to win? By "winning" do I mean "Charlie Sheen-style winning"?

Itsatrap wrote:

Oh dear, I have been unceremoniously ponycorn enabled. I'm crying tears of some sort, not sure if it's joy, shame, terror, or what. Most importantly, what horrible things can I inflict upon these helpless beasts? It's like in the Sims where you could create horrible houses for your virtual people. But now it's equines. Magical equines.

Do I try to win? By "winning" do I mean "Charlie Sheen-style winning"?

So your going to... do blow and claim you have ponycorn blood?

I have a surprise for all of you. Hopefully It'll be finished soon.

Itsatrap wrote:

Do I try to win? By "winning" do I mean "Charlie Sheen-style winning"?

#whinnying

muttonchop wrote:
Itsatrap wrote:

Do I try to win? By "winning" do I mean "Charlie Sheen-style winning"?

#whinnying

FTW!

Okay, seriously guys. I have a problem. I loaded this when I got home from work. I then proceeded to play it for two hours straight, upgrading my well and stable to the point of getting four horses. Oh, and by the way all those horses are trained as far as they can go at level one. I am actually wondering how to level up these guys, too. Is it just breeding that levels up the horses, or is it something else?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GAME DOING TO ME?!

m0nk3yboy wrote:
muttonchop wrote:
Itsatrap wrote:

Do I try to win? By "winning" do I mean "Charlie Sheen-style winning"?

#whinnying

FTW!

Ho. Ho. Ho. Awesome, muttonchop. You win this page.

m0nk3yboy wrote:
Aristophan wrote:

Why do I keep reading this thread?

Sounds like a cry for help to me... Friend invite sent (go on, you've come this far, you know you 'want in'). :twisted:

When I saw the friend invite from m0nk3yboy I knew my time had come.

I want to let everybody know that I have a 4 year old daughter, who loves ponies. I'm sure she will enjoy this game. In fact, she way want to play it at 10, 11, or 12 o' clock at night, and who am I to say no?

CptDomano wrote:

Okay, seriously guys. I have a problem. I loaded this when I got home from work. I then proceeded to play it for two hours straight, upgrading my well and stable to the point of getting four horses. Oh, and by the way all those horses are trained as far as they can go at level one. I am actually wondering how to level up these guys, too. Is it just breeding that levels up the horses, or is it something else?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GAME DOING TO ME?!

We accept you, one of us.

I'm gonna need a T-shirt.

Vega wrote:

It's back in the "Top Under $5" list in the 16th spot.

I don't see it.

Steam must display top sellers by region.

Edit: Oh, there it is!

It's back in the "Top Under $5" list in the 16th spot.

-edit-
Oh noes, it dropped down to 19th!

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My most recent breeding pair was an ice horse named Johan and a pegasus named Altmann. I've certainly got nothing against a little stallion-on-stallion action, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to be able to breed horses that way. It worked anyways. MAGIC!

kincher skolfax wrote:

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Every time I think this thread has peaked, it keeps getting better.

muttonchop wrote:

My most recent breeding pair was an ice horse named Johan and a pegasus named Altmann. I've certainly got nothing against a little stallion-on-stallion action, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to be able to breed horses that way. It worked anyways. MAGIC!

The Magic Crystal in the title is actually what Grandfather referred to in the subtext of what powers the meteors bestowed on ponies.

Spoiler:

It turned their regular junk into magic junk.

Also, an Alt-mann is a Woman.