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The zombie apocalypse has begun.

The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Herald’s offices, the newspaper said.

Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.

The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.

Witnesses said they heard at least a half-dozen shots, the Herald said.

I'm surprised nothing like this has already happened considering the area.

Who would have thought the end of Civilization would begin in Miami?

Everyone?

Pose with your teams...

That's just a little worrying. Any idea why the Zombie was naked though?

ccesarano wrote:

Who would have thought the end of Civilization would begin in Miami?

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m0nk3yboy wrote:

That's just a little worrying. Any idea why the Zombie was naked though?

Do zombies care about presentation?

m0nk3yboy wrote:

That's just a little worrying. Any idea why the Zombie was naked though?

Is that like when you eat spare ribs naked, so you can just skip the napkins and hop right in the shower after?

Nicholaas wrote:
m0nk3yboy wrote:

That's just a little worrying. Any idea why the Zombie was naked though?

Is that like when you eat spare ribs naked, so you can just skip the napkins and hop right in the shower after?

I'm not sure, but the next slap and tickle is at your place

Where's Dexter Morgan when you need him?

m0nk3yboy wrote:

Any idea why the Zombie was naked though?

No idea but I'm pretty sure I've seen something like that before...

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CaptainCrowbar wrote:

Where's Dexter Morgan when you need him?

Masuka would have a field day with this. "Hey Dex, this guy was just trying to save face. I guess this is the new South Beach diet, huh Dexter."

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Pose with your teams...

Currently taking applications for Team Paleocon.

Paleocon wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Pose with your teams...

Currently taking applications for Team Paleocon.

Put me in coach.

ccesarano wrote:

Who would have thought the end of Civilization would begin in Miami?

Fark.com has a dedicated Florida tag for a reason...

Sounds like a case of PCP abuse, stuff can make the users believe all sorts of weird things and pretty damn resilient to pain and such.

Paleocon wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Pose with your teams...

Currently taking applications for Team Paleocon.

I have a respectable arsenal of various small arms in standard NATO calibers, experience totaling fifteen months in a designated combat zone, a proven track record of decisive leadership in stressful situations with ambiguous objectives yielding successful outcomes, and a disposition best described as ornery yet polite.

I look forward to this opportunity and hope to hear back from you soon.

Says the man who's had the tasty part removed.

m0nk3yboy wrote:
Nicholaas wrote:
m0nk3yboy wrote:

That's just a little worrying. Any idea why the Zombie was naked though?

Is that like when you eat spare ribs naked, so you can just skip the napkins and hop right in the shower after?

I'm not sure, but the next slap and tickle is at your place ;)

I'll bring the BBQ sauce.

You guys bring the meat.

Paleocon wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Pose with your teams...

Currently taking applications for Team Paleocon.

I think I might prefer my own little LMOE.

Paleocon wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Pose with your teams...

Currently taking applications for Team Paleocon.

I'm a terrible shot, have no medical training, and snore, but I can spin a lively yarn, and if the zombie horde does penetrate your defenses, I'm overweight with bad knees, so I can provide a hobbling buffet of a distraction while you escape.

trichy wrote:
Paleocon wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Pose with your teams...

Currently taking applications for Team Paleocon.

I'm a terrible shot, have no medical training, and snore, but I can spin a lively yarn, and if the zombie horde does penetrate your defenses, I'm overweight with bad knees, so I can provide a hobbling buffet of a distraction while you escape.

You're on my team, meat-shield.

I just meant this, because we're all gonna die.

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Practice interview questions:

1) A young man with a "bumped" baseball cap and oversized pants hanging off his crotch shows up to your door to date your daughter. How do you handle the situation?

2) You return home from work to find someone parked in your assigned parking space. You notice that it is the same ghetto fabulous friend of your next door neighbor. How do you communicate your displeasure?

3) You have 24 hours to prepare for a wave of walking zombies. Your resources include a pile of hub caps, some shoelaces, a shovel, a machete, a stand of bamboo, and a silenced Ruger 10/22 rifle with respectable optics. What is your plan of action?

1) "Yo, I'm, uh, here for Sarah" (with obligatory crotch grab and nose flick)
"You have the wrong house"
"Uh, yo dog, Sarah said-"
"-you. have. the. wrong. house."(said while slowly curling each finger into a fist)

2) What kind of day am I having? Awesome day at work, spending the afternoon with the family, with plans to relax with a glass of pinot noir and Skyrim before bed? I may just let it slide until whenever. Otherwise, I'll ask my friend to please tell their ghetto pal that they. have. the. wrong. space.

3) First, I sit down and cry because apparently I'm a dirty hoarder or something. Second, I figure out how to fashion some armor Iron Man style from all that sh*t. The rest is gravy.

I'm going to kill all of you for your beans and Pepsi.

Sometimes you're in Miami and a naked cannibal eats your face. I don't see what the big deal is. It's just Miami.

I'll bring my ball.

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Paleocon wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Pose with your teams...

Currently taking applications for Team Paleocon.

I'm really good at not falling over whilst running and looking over my shoulder.

Paleocon wrote:

Practice interview questions:

1) A young man with a "bumped" baseball cap and oversized pants hanging off his crotch shows up to your door to date your daughter. How do you handle the situation?

Open the door cleaning my rifle and asking "Have you ever read The Most Dangerous Game?"

2) You return home from work to find someone parked in your assigned parking space. You notice that it is the same ghetto fabulous friend of your next door neighbor. How do you communicate your displeasure?

I'm assuming an assigned parking space is going to be close to the building, so grab a few cinderblocks, climb to the top of the building, and drop them on the dude's car. This should afford me enough time to escape the scene, where I can walk out and be all "Dang, yo. Them hoodlums are getting worse every year."

3) You have 24 hours to prepare for a wave of walking zombies. Your resources include a pile of hub caps, some shoelaces, a shovel, a machete, a stand of bamboo, and a silenced Ruger 10/22 rifle with respectable optics. What is your plan of action?

Get to higher ground, block off the entrance, and learn to parkour (which is my plan for any zombie apocalypse, really)

All good responses.

The answers I was looking for were:

1) Feed him to zombies.

2) Jimmy the door and leave a zombie in the back seat.

3) Dig punji stick traps using the shovel, machete and bamboo, suspend hub caps above them, and used the silenced 10/22 to lure them into the traps. This would give you a ready source of "live" zombies to put in people's back seats.

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