Frarkin frogohs frapulisim wste doior

I'm tyrin!
Also my ME;a patch is taking foreeeeeeeeeeever
I wanna go doLiam =/

Oh man, I hope you don't delete these in the morning.

Shalalm Baskur!

I wouldn't dare, that' d be goin against the spirit of it!
Baskyr al SHalslm!

Will be streaiming anyhow, so that'll be going aon record!

Baskur al Shalam, Eleima. Baskur al Shalam.

PaladinTom wrote:

Oh man, I hope you don't delete these in the morning.

She'll be wanting to delete the throbbing pain in her skull.

What throbbing pain? I only had one mojito and two glasses of wine over three hours.
A tall glass of water and a paracetamol before bed, and it's smooth sailing from there.

Eleima wrote:

GMTY+1, so it' s9;3

It's always s9;3 o'clock somewhere.

Bulleit Bourbon may not taste the best, but it's pretty damn effective. I'm sorry I don't make terrible typos and as a result am not as entertaining, but everyone who knows me fully understands that, even when drunk, I won't f*ck up my typing because I'm that kind of asshole.

Hello.

Had the girls birthday party today (actual birthday was thursday). I introduced everyone to red stripe with a shot of rum in it.

This led to by BiL (the young one) gettin druuuuuuuuuunk at the party and then a series of adult decions later (post bar after everyone left) here we are.

I miss going out and drunkenly ranting. I lectured on Native American history this evening, it was pretty good.

I'ver had one baileys, just one and this is pissed kinda buzz not happy kinda buez. Pissed at having to do secreatry work this afternoon for bozos who can't triage mail properly (seriously, have the hightst respect for secreatries/assistants, love mien,,, but I'm a MD, I could do be doing a gaizlloin other thigns). then my frwknig deck (deliberate typo, just sayin ^^ ) of a future ex husband is being a numbsukll, invitin his mother and niece voer for the week so they "can see the kids" when they've only care d about my youngest, and have'nt given a secdon thoguth to my eldest . He never takes him to see tham, always takes the 3yo, it's infuriating. And then he has the nerve to forwrad my mails to my parents and sayign I'm disrespectful to his family, treating me like a fecking child. XCan't wait till he's out, just can't wait.

I'm only two beers in atm, (but they're 22oz pours of an IPA so...), but hang in there Eleima. You've got people here who care avbout you. We've got you. Hang in there.

I know. And I
M very greatful for that. I love you huys

Where has this thread been all my drunken nights? I thought it was some nerd reference I didn't have yet.

Hobear wrote:

Where has this thread been all my drunken nights? I thought it was some nerd reference I didn't have yet.

It was! Now you have it!

Shalalm baskur!

Eleima wrote:

GMTY+1, so it' s9;3

Also my mechaniewxl keyboard don't ave no sintkni autocorrect

I think I have some Baileys somewhere but I fhtinak my mom wnt' approce
Damnit

edit: I swear, I onyl haf one mojiot and two glassed of red wine
tha's not too bad right?

It's as I feared. She is summoning the great old ones. Shalalm baskur, everyone. It has been nice knowing you.

Dakuna wrote:
Eleima wrote:

GMTY+1, so it' s9;3

Also my mechaniewxl keyboard don't ave no sintkni autocorrect

I think I have some Baileys somewhere but I fhtinak my mom wnt' approce
Damnit

edit: I swear, I onyl haf one mojiot and two glassed of red wine
tha's not too bad right?

It's as I feared. She is summoning the great old ones. Shalalm baskur, everyone. It has been nice knowing you.

Baskur al Shalam!

It's opjnly 8pm and I'm already 8 beers in. It's a bad day, ok? I jusat wanted to say that I"m so glad all of vyou are her, because othersise I wouldnt' have any ting. OK?

Ilove all ov you. ANd I need more beer. Byhe

Eight beers? Nice! Baskur al Shalam, tanstaafl!

I'm womndering wqhat you all do with Bailiey;s. Are you taling about the Irish Cream stuff.? That's gross
I doent' allow mysrlf to pist in this theread because I don't like leavine evidence or ammunition agaistn me. but, I have had a very rough week and Ive thought about posting in many differetent thrteada. But, yiou know what, this one won.

Honestlyl I don't typo orften and I gave myself free righn on thsi post and it feels f0p0pod.

i refuse to correct!@

That is a thing of beauty right there.

I, too, tend to feel pretty fl0p0pod after several drinks.

It's a good feeling.

f0p0pod = good?

With all the booze I consumed this past week in the greater Chicago area, I'm surprised the urge to randomly press buttons on my phone or tablet's keypad to post in this thread never crossed my mind.

^ Historically, my urge to drunk text doesn't peak till ~ .21 to .25; as such, 9 times out of 10 I settle for the sudden onset of nap time instead. Which is good, otherwise I'd want to say 'all the libelous things' .

edit|context: I've always found this thread thoroughly amusing, but good gracious, I hope my drunk mind never rants here!

Okay so it's Saturday night and my eldest had to have a tooth pulled out. Cause he fell two years ago and tira gottne infecté d like just now which makes no sense but whatever. So he's been aleeping since Faiabar PM, I kid you not. Which means I pretty much have the tntire evening to myself since toxic asshet future ex husband left for the weekend with our youngest. So I'm having a mini bottle of pink champagne by my self. Which sounds kinda sad tut there you have it. Because im celebrating my posting at the hospital (hooray job security), my divorce moving forward (f*ck yes for being officially délestages in he near future), and becoming an auntie for the very first time ever!!!
So yeh. Pink champagne.
Basket al Shalam.

Oh autocorrect. What the frak is a Faiabar?!? Why do you correct seperated with délestage?!?

Edit: I hope you're happy, Bfgp.

Santé, Eliema!

Cheers, Eleima, on many fronts there! (Hope your kid feels better soon though, ouch!)

On Thursday night I was that drunk that I couldn't find this thread...

That's a special kind of drunk Clusks. Have you tried the Slack channel??

Clusks wrote:

On Thursday night I was that drunk that I couldn't find this thread...

Or wasn't drunk enough. Which was it?