Frarkin frogohs frapulisim wste doior

Drinking wine all day at a vineyard. Check my phone: so hard not to engage people on Facebook at support Yrump.

Glad my phone just autocirrrected that.

He's s Yrump alright!

Frogohs thread is the best thread.

Sooooooooo, IO may or nmay not have had jsut a teensu liottile too many. Jsut one or two really, or four; But good goa did I need it. Finally, I' ve got some peace and quiet. No future ex husand, no mother, kid's aslep, other kid is with his dad, and GUCK YHES, I've got my rig back.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm foing to play DIshonored 2.
Also I love you poeopel for giving me some of the greateat games ever.

Also, I could proofread this post, I totally could, but in the spirit odf this thread, I'm not.
Shalalm baskur, goodjers!

Eleima wrote:

Shalalm baskur

The only two words on Earth that can only be spelled properly while drunk.

Good to know you finally got a chance to sit down and play something, Eleima.

Baskur al Shalalm!

I'm at MAGfest and drunk and f*ck SNOW because snow is why we didn't have our regularly scheduled meetup and I was goona see ryan but Ryan can't make it Sunday and the snow threw everyone off. Also Ryan is Zoso. And damnablebear. But MY Ryan is Zoso. I love you Ryan!

Now figure out which one I mean...

MWA HA HA!

I do have one minor gripe. I have no reason to post in it most times but I do wish we had an up to date mature Dating Catch-All because some of us are 31 and have been single 11 years and when we're at a convveniton with attractive women of various body hsapes and varieties (seriosuly I do maena various I am attracted to) there's alway s a moment where i'm like "f*ck. What do I do now? This woman is interesting. I like her superficial level personality and wish to dig deeper. But I'm at a geek convention full of men more attractive and fit than me and I am also surrounded by men with as little or less charisma then me and HOW DO I CHARISMA" and honestly so many of you have been married or in a partnership so long it's like you forgot what it is like or don't understand what it is like when you're an adult to try and date, especially with the current f*cking MRA hsh*t everywhere and not wanting to be THAT NICE GUY. Because the slightenst mistep, the slitghtest acompliment could be swhat superimposes a fedora over my head.

and man does it suck.

And while I should delete all this because I'm a front page writer and I reperesent the wbesite and writing sh*t like this will only be damanging to not only my own reputionation but to GWJ's as a whole, it's something that frustrates me because I'm battling a combingation of my own self esteem baggage ad bullsh*t and the pressures of reading all the sh*t women go through and not wanting to be that guy.

In other words: Bubs, I get you, man. I f*cking get you.

But seriously don't spend money on porn that's f*ckin' bullsh*t.

Anyway, i know I'll go through post-magfest depression, but for the first time in years I felt like myself. Between Slack and this, I finally feel like I can tolerate my job, my life, my most likely miserbale existence as just another coprorate salary slave because at least I can afford to be me for a weekend at MAGFest.

And also if anyone has hotel space at PAX East my boss told me he was holding PTO out on me so I might be able to do that after all. Even though I canceled a perfectly good Seaport hotel room. f*ck

Also if anything I said offends members here I'm sorry I mean I think about the Goosepbumps fiasco sitlll and man, I wann abe better. I wanna be good. I wanna be me, but also respectable. Which meands I should stop posting thoughts like this here and keep themto myself but God dammit I do love you guys. So f*cking much.

I may not always agre with you. I cannot help being a moderate with conservative leanings and I cannot be a liberal. It's one of those dumb things that makes it hard sometimes. But dammit, you people show me so much grace and i mean Tanglebones is as f*cking NYC liberal as you get and somehow as far as I know he doesn't hate me. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE I DON'T KNOW.

You guys are great. You are wonderful. I think this community is not perfect, but you're certainly among the best. Thank you for having me in any capacity you are willing.

And sorry for all offenses, from when I first joined (amazing how much I can lok back and say "Oh God please delete that sh*t" (HA! Funny because I'll say the same about this post one, two, five years down the line)) to now, jjust....amazing.

Sepecial shoutout to zoso, garion, clockworkhouse, dshoptroll, demyx, zerokfe, doungtingthomas, worsdsmythe, monkeyboy, wolverinejon, dsgamer, and God I cannot even keep up with people that have surprised me with confessions of enoying my writing and videos. f*ck, even Gollum! Or ....is it Gollum? f*ck. I'm horrible.

Good people. Too good for me.

Please help me keep being a better me. Especially you, wordsmythe. And the people in the weight loss thread. You're all so wondrufl.

Ah, great post.

Shalalm Baskur.

tuffalobuffalo wrote:

Ah, great post.

Tru dat.

I hope it's an unwritten rule of this thread that you are not allowed to go back and edit your post after your head clears.

tuffalobuffalo wrote:

Shalalm Baskur.

Baskur al Shalalm.

ccesarano wrote:

In other words: Bubs, I get you, man. I f*cking get you.

I think I'm having an out-of-body experience...

Shalalm Baskur to one and all!

ccesarano wrote:

But seriously don't spend money on porn that's f*ckin' bullsh*t.

Here's my beef: if you're consuming art, you owe the artists. Period.

Tanglebones wrote:
ccesarano wrote:

But seriously don't spend money on porn that's f*ckin' bullsh*t.

Here's my beef: if you're consuming art, you owe the artists. Period.

Very true point. My objection was more fueled by other considerations based on the original context of a loathe, buuuut you speak truth.

Also while that post was certainly a bad decision, it is not the drunken regret I have from MAGFest.

Damn does it reflect badly on me that I'm posting in here again when I was the last drunk to have a tdiatribe in here. I'm also forgetting the "no editing policy" and am fighting to keep in any typos.

Ugh. Almost done that bottle of Crown Royal Honey. I know most of the whiskey folks here are all against the honey whiskey, but while I love it, I gotta admit there's a lot of nasty stuff out there. Oddly enough, the best honey whiskey tends to be bottom shelf.

Okay, that's not entiretly true. Evan Williams Honey is away too sweet. I like it, but too sweet. Irish Mist is just right but best hchilled, which is why I keep it in my fridge. The best, though, with jutst the right balance of sweet and such is Seagrams Dark Honey.

Which is f*cked up because Seagreams regular whiskey is f*ckin' trash.

Anyway, I'm currently in a YouTube music hole because when I'm buzzed and it is late at night I tend to like trawling through music. Tongiht is evidently Japanese Girl Metal night and man do I wish pcptdomano were awake on Slack so I'd have someone that gets it, man. And by gets it, I more mean that it's weird tha t the power metal that appeals to me most is such a niche idea in Japan. I mean I'll probably get Disqualia and Aldious CD's ehwne I next import some albums, but why is it that specifically all girl metal bands in Japan are what are bringing in a fresh sound in the genre when every new album from the traditionally European bands just feels trite and samey? Perhasps that feminine touhc is enough to differentiate it.

And now YouTube has led me to European female metal which is pretty good. So afuk I keep correcting typos. But yeah, evidently in Europe they diecided women can do more than sing, finally. Unfortunately my niece isn't quite into this style o fmetla yet so she doesn't have proper role models in terms of musicianship. Then again, she wants to be a venterinarian so dunno if role models in music is important so much as nice to have so she can relate better.

Anywho.

The only reason I started writing this post was to have something positive to say. I'm gonna be honest, I have frequently been tempted to write something in the depression thread and even started to once, but could never go through with hitting post. I've been in a rut the past several year,s and MAGFest was the first time in a while I felt like myself again. And tonight my friends allowed me to feel like myself again. It's good stuff. I highly recommend.

But in the end, as much a fool as I think myself, and as much an outside r as I still feel sometimes, you guys help keep me going. GWJ is not a perfect ocmunity, but wait hold on timeout theres a band named Thunedermother and they got a classic metal sound to 'em and just look like a lot o f un. Hopefully they don't over-emphasze secxutasdkljfasfasdfas f*ck! Sexuallyt muhc like this one song. Halestorm has kinda made me paranoid about htat.

Anyway. Not a perfect community, but over the years I've bengun to grow and in no small part thanks to this community. I see my brother's political posts on Facebook and while I learn right (okay lean right, let's make sure we're clear on my emaning thenre f*ck) being outnumbered by reasonably intelligent folk such as your liberal selves helpes keep me in check.

Why did I add an e to helps what the Hell.

Anyway (again), the meaning is that you peopele have helped me keep more centrist like I desire. I don't always agree with you and sometimes you're so extreme it makes my brain have a coughing fit of ...um... coughigness... that it ameks it tough, but in day to day meatspace situations I'll think back to you guys and it'll drive me to keep an open mind, whereas my brother and family and all don't have that.

But let's not talk about political bullsh*t just because it's hard not to be on the mind with the current goings on.

Dear Helion Prime: If you're gonn a have a song named "Life Finds a Way" it better be pbased on Jurassic Park and be from the persperctingve Jesus christ of Malcom.

You have failed this city.

But yeah, you guys are good stuff because people like the Wordsmythe have helped me get better at writing, the site owners hve for some reason allowed me to keep clogging their front page with text, and so many of you have helped me eerehhthsdfasdklfasdkfl Jesus f*cking Christ keyboard. So many of you have help edm e reconsider my thoughts even on things like video games, whihc is why hewer'e all here. Presumably.

So yeah. Too much writing. Probably gonna regret in the morning. Just wanted to say you're a good bunch, even when you make me want to pull my hair out.

Maker's Mark 46 is definitely 94 proof.

Rat Boy wrote:

Maker's Mark 46 is definitely 94 proof.

Foolproof you say. Hmmm...

I have spent all night strugglign with Wordpress configs. Why the frusn is this so difficult?

I may have been drinking too. I'm sure thse two things are completely unrelated.

But seriously, I deleted the old install and started over again. Why is that such a difficult concept to understand? And "Installation failed." is nat a reasonable error message. OK?

tanstaafl wrote:

I have spent all night strugglign with Wordpress configs. Why the frusn is this so difficult?

I may have been drinking too. I'm sure thse two things are completely unrelated.

But seriously, I deleted the old install and started over again. Why is that such a difficult concept to understand? And "Installation failed." is nat a reasonable error message. OK?

It may have been the drinking, but it sounds like you were expecting wordpress to *work*.

tanstaafl wrote:

I have spent all night strugglign with Wordpress configs. Why the frusn is this so difficult?

I may have been drinking too. I'm sure thse two things are completely unrelated.

But seriously, I deleted the old install and started over again. Why is that such a difficult concept to understand? And "Installation failed." is nat a reasonable error message. OK?

The topic of swear words has been coming up more and more with my kids.

I may introduce them to the phrase, "Why the frusn?"

We used to replace the F-word with "love"

"What a lovin' idiot!"
"Why the love would you do that?!"
"Oh yeah? Love you, buddy!"
"I wanna love you."

See, works great

The sad part is I have absolutely no memory of making that post. Or why I felt the need to post that. Or even how I found this thread.

I had picked up a six-pack of Orpheus Brewing "Transmigration of Souls", not noticing that it was a double-IPA with an ABV of 10%, and had a few by that point. I suspect that may have been a factor.

tanstaafl wrote:

The sad part is I have absolutely no memory of making that post. Or why I felt the need to post that. Or even how I found this thread.

Everyone finds this thread when the time is right.

Wink_and_the_Gun wrote:

We used to replace the F-word with "love"

"What a lovin' idiot!"
"Why the love would you do that?!"
"Oh yeah? Love you, buddy!"
"I wanna love you."

See, works great :)

It may be my inner nerd, but I find Frack works great! It has the added benefit of small children copying you and getting ti slightly wrong. Also, frack, I havre work in the morning. Shodts with my brother are almost alwatys a bad idea.

Zomg you guys , I've just an after zworl with my bestest friend in the hospital and she's so awesome and se is so awesome and we talked about men and work and I can't believe autocorrect is working even though ny keyboard d is in freh

I question your autocorrect, Elemia.

Guess it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

Stele wrote:

Guess it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

What time zone is France?

GMTY+1, so it' s9;3

Also my mechaniewxl keyboard don't ave no sintkni autocorrect

I think I have some Baileys somewhere but I fhtinak my mom wnt' approce
Damnit

edit: I swear, I onyl haf one mojiot and two glassed of red wine
tha's not too bad right?

Eleima wrote:

GMTY+1, so it' s9;3

Also my mechaniewxl keyboard don't ave no sintkni autocorrect

I think I have some Baileys somewhere but I fhtinak my mom wnt' approce
Damnit

edit: I swear, I onyl haf one mojiot and two glassed of red wine
tha's not too bad right?

It is perfect, Eleima. You do you.

It's always a good time for Bailey's.