Frarkin frogohs frapulisim wste doior

I will always bleed for you.

Boop! Cambridge Island!

this is a non stop trainwreck into drunken twitter town.

Valium and codekne - woo,! Pre prepping for a procedure a and typing over handed. Still, came up with a good xacatikb jxsa . gonna do a Philly day trip. See the mutter museum and find a gf cheesesteak. I miss Philly junk food desperately.

Even all drugged up on painkillers, Tanglebones takes the time to Instagram and post on GWJ.

You're a hell of a guy!

Tanglebones wrote:

Valium and codekne - woo,! Pre prepping for a procedure a and typing over handed. Still, came up with a good xacatikb jxsa . gonna do a Philly day trip. See the mutter museum and find a gf cheesesteak. I miss Philly junk food desperately.

Unfortunately a cheesesteak girlfriend is not as great as it initially seems.

Must be very quiet in the Mutter Museum. Quiet and snarky.

CptDomano wrote:

Even all drugged up on painkillers, Tanglebones takes the time to Instagram and post on GWJ.

You're a hell of a guy! :D

And Twitter!

He's making sure his (hopefully not) last minutes on Earth are well documented as he's high as a f-ing cloud.

Quintin_Stone wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:

Valium and codekne - woo,! Pre prepping for a procedure a and typing over handed. Still, came up with a good xacatikb jxsa . gonna do a Philly day trip. See the mutter museum and find a gf cheesesteak. I miss Philly junk food desperately.

Unfortunately a cheesesteak girlfriend is not as great as it initially seems.

Any good moment is a good moment.

Tanglebones wrote:

Valium and codekne - woo,! Pre prepping for a procedure a and typing over handed. Still, came up with a good xacatikb jxsa . gonna do a Philly day trip. See the mutter museum and find a gf cheesesteak. I miss Philly junk food desperately.

Tangle, you keepin' the faith brudda!

Tanglebones wrote:

Valium and codekne - woo,! Pre prepping for a procedure a and typing over handed. Still, came up with a good xacatikb jxsa . gonna do a Philly day trip. See the mutter museum and find a gf cheesesteak. I miss Philly junk food desperately.

You're not going to do the museum hopped up on medication, are you? That could be very... interesting. I was just there last year and I'm still haunted.

Straight outta the bottle and no proofreading, thank you autocorrect? I just need to be careful not to switch to a French keyboard or Um dine for. What can I say? Today's been a particularly bs d day (see Twitter) and ad tonight is a nice for drinking. Eff that, in having one or two or three.

Tanglebones wrote:

Valium and codekne - woo,! Pre prepping for a procedure a and typing over handed. Still, came up with a good xacatikb jxsa . gonna do a Philly day trip. See the mutter museum and find a gf cheesesteak. I miss Philly junk food desperately.

Actually found a damn good cheesesteak out here in my small town in the middle of nowhere. Best queso I've ever had, too. Put them together, and we've eaten there 8 times in the last 2 weeks.

I'm drinking Wildcat Strong. Eh, it's a decent beer. It'd be better alongside a barbecued meat of some kind.

fukin, lïk so toa';niught mu frfund is roughpspt nad aad bu9t

myhan'fálleonjkyjrlruvo]ard, soi toniht myothfrunds n IU wento and thneb, MADGH4; ittity barr...

one hafd 232 yrss ol nd theothr hd 36trsold nand soithe22 wnanted my me, nad bthenmu grien was sad, so i sad o thim, broo y ouou go wifdthe 2 yrs2 23old, nad i'og with th36yr nad she wasugfl, bui'm'm :Ä goofriendd

And Kexx takes it to the next level. Or alien planet. Or something.

I... could understand that. What does that say about me?

Kexx, you're a good man.

Yeah, I got the gist of it too.

Shalalm Baskur, kexx. Shalalm Baskur.

tanstaafl wrote:

Yeah, I got the gist of it too.

I think "gist" is the key word here.

Kexx, no one drunk-types like you, man. I don't know how you do it. Shalalm Baskur, my Captain, my King.

I got most of it, too, and I think this tops the original post.

kexx wrote:

fukin, lïk so toa';niught mu frfund is roughpspt nad aad bu9t

myhan'fálleonjkyjrlruvo]ard, soi toniht myothfrunds n IU wento and thneb, MADGH4; ittity barr...

one hafd 232 yrss ol nd theothr hd 36trsold nand soithe22 wnanted my me, nad bthenmu grien was sad, so i sad o thim, broo y ouou go wifdthe 2 yrs2 23old, nad i'og with th36yr nad she wasugfl, bui'm'm :Ä goofriendd

kexx-translation wrote:

f*ck it, like so tonight my friend is [in a] rough spot [...] and my friends and I went [to the] titty bar.

One friend is 22(?) years old and the other is 36 and so the 22 wanted [to] [buy] me [noun missing], [but my other friend] was sad, so I said to him, "bro, you go have the two 23 year olds, and I'll hang with the 36 year old". And she was good, but I'm a good friend.

Piece it together, I think he was only with one friend at the gentlemen's club, but they had three entertainers hanging out at their table, and our buddy Kexx "took the bullet" with the slightly more experienced entertainer so his friend could double up with the younger entertainers.

And yes, Kexx, you are a good friend.

kexx wrote:

fukin, lïk so toa';niught mu frfund is roughpspt nad aad bu9t

myhan'fálleonjkyjrlruvo]ard, soi toniht myothfrunds n IU wento and thneb, MADGH4; ittity barr...

one hafd 232 yrss ol nd theothr hd 36trsold nand soithe22 wnanted my me, nad bthenmu grien was sad, so i sad o thim, broo y ouou go wifdthe 2 yrs2 23old, nad i'og with th36yr nad she wasugfl, bui'm'm :Ä goofriendd

Looks like a Regular Expression written to parse Cthulhu's diary. #programmerhumor

I think it's foregone that Kexx won't even remember that he posted that message. I'm just worried he had to gnaw off a limb or two to even get to the computer to post it.

Sometimes, I miss the hijinks of drinking.

I'm impressed he posted to proper thread. In that state of inebriation, he could have easily dumped it into something a tad more serious.

McIrishJihad wrote:
kexx wrote:

one hafd 232 yrss ol nd theothr hd 36trsold nand soithe22 wnanted my me, nad bthenmu grien was sad, so i sad o thim, broo y ouou go wifdthe 2 yrs2 23old, nad i'og with th36yr nad she wasugfl, bui'm'm :Ä goofriendd

kexx-translation wrote:

One friend is 22(?) years old and the other is 36 and so the 22 wanted [to] [buy] me [noun missing], [but my other friend] was sad, so I said to him, "bro, you go have the two 23 year olds, and I'll hang with the 36 year old". And she was good, but I'm a good friend.

Alternate translation wrote:

One was 23 years old and the other was 36 years old and the 23 wanted me, but then my friend was sad, so I said to him, bro you go with the 23 year old, and I'll go with the 36-year old, and she was ugly, but I'm a good friend.

Rat Boy wrote:

I'm impressed he posted to proper thread. In that state of inebriation, he could have easily dumped it into something a tad more serious.

He has a bookmark.

There are a thousand possible translations, and within those, a thousand possible universes.

May we all get the chance to experience these thousand-fold universes as Brother Kexx has.

ladies and gentlemen, it has come to my attention that yet another moment of clarity has struck our beloved thread.

You guys all nailed it, friend was in a rough spot, so he wanted to go to a strip joint, and so we went. And as gentlemen do, we let him have his night.

Left out that we picked up a random stranger on the way to the club, who paid our cover charge, had a couple drinks with us, then left, hahaha

Crazy night.

Maker's Mark + swapping coasts = bad idea.

Beeeeer!

I'm in a bar and I'm drunk and I have a pa e ty a p t 10. Yay

Beeeeer!