Frarkin frogohs frapulisim wste doior

Faebook is where I keep my collection of pressed pixies.

I'm more concerned about Gooderdoom. I guess it's better than the Badderdoom?

Certainly not better than BADGERDOOM though. That's like, a pretty cool thing.

is fuesdayy is 2:>523amms an di fusdy

ineedmonyforrm y movbises . GIVee me monsyes bai

kexx translator wrote:

is fuesdayy is 2:>523amms an di fusdy

ineedmonyforrm y movbises . GIVee me monsyes bai

Its Tuesday at 2:52am and I [am] [dusty|drunk|thirsty?]

I need money for my movies. Give me money. Bye

Excellent translation.

Is there a way to tweak the forum's software so that kexx's posts show up in red? In this thread only, of course.

Hahahahahaha! I forgot I wrote in here last night! Awesome!

Yeah, I just said it was tuesday twice. I remember not being entirely OK with being in that state on a tuesday, but screw it. I had a movie premiere, networked, had fun, and today somehow I didn't wake up feeling awful.

Maybe drinking on Tuesdays is the answer?

kexx wrote:

Maybe drinking on *days is the answer?

fixed.

I'm not yet drunk but I'm doing my best to get there. 3 beers in, eating a sandwich and watching random Let's Play streams. Such is a random Saturday.

Vrikk wrote:

I'm not yet drunk but I'm doing my best to get there. 3 beers in, eating a sandwich and watching random Let's Play streams. Such is a random Saturday. And then I fell asleep and forgot to post.

This is likely what happened.

Shalalm Baskur

Baskur al Shalalm.

And I'm too drunk for it to only be Thrusday. It's beene a bad few weeks.

Someone gets drunk and makes a ridiculous drunk post on the forum, and almost two years later the thread is at 72 pages and is still going. I love this place.

MechaSlinky wrote:

Someone gets drunk and makes a ridiculous drunk post on the forum, and almost two years later the thread is at 72 pages and is still going. I love this place.

It was quite fun when it took place.

I drank too much last night.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

I drank too much last night.

That should be the title of your memoirs.

I was told you were drinking in the basement while sending texts to everyone upstairs.

Pfft, I sent 2 texts to Courtney and that was all.

I'm sitting here several double screwdrivers in to the night and wondering how drunk you fools have to be in order to type the gibberish that you do. If I was to the point of only being able to type QFASDBAsdfsa lines, I'd be too drunk to be sitting at a keyboard.

Mind you I'm typing this with a good natured smile on my face because I love you guys and gals, but still

Needs more screwdrivers. Obviously.

Fyedaddy wrote:

I'm sitting here several double screwdrivers in to the night and wondering how drunk you fools have to be in order to type the gibberish that you do. If I was to the point of only being able to type QFASDBAsdfsa lines, I'd be too drunk to be sitting at a keyboard.

Mind you I'm typing this with a good natured smile on my face because I love you guys and gals, but still

It's crossed my mind, too. I mean, sometimes my fingers are pretty clumsy when I'm sober, but I can't imagine getting myself into a place where their autopilot can't pretty much outdo Kexx's frogohs.

I'm beginning to realize that posts here have less to do with overall inebriation level than they do with the strength of your internal typing filter.

If your filter is low, then a small amount of alcohol contributes to typing mistakes while leaving other functions at a normal level per alcohol consumed.

If your filter is high, then the amount of alcohol required to turn it off would also turn off other functions like standing, finding the chair before the floor, and finding the hell the mouse went now.

Jolly Bill wrote:

I'm beginning to realize that posts here have less to do with overall inebriation level than they do with the strength of your internal typing filter.

If your filter is low, then a small amount of alcohol contributes to typing mistakes while leaving other functions at a normal level per alcohol consumed.

If your filter is high, then the amount of alcohol required to turn it off would also turn off other functions like standing, finding the chair before the floor, and finding the hell the mouse went now.

I attribute it to how fun you think it might be at any given point to make no goddam sense and make other people try to suss out what you were thinking.

It's a simple process

1) Sit down at your computer and attempt to create a post
2) Realize your post makes no sense then notice that your ramblings "sound like something from that frogohs thread..."
3) Switch to "that frogohs thread"
4) Post whatever ramblings come to mind

Step 0) be drunk and doing something else. Forget that 'posting' is a thing.

When I posted Shalalm Baskur, I copy-and-pasted it from the OP.

imbiginjapan wrote:
Jolly Bill wrote:

I'm beginning to realize that posts here have less to do with overall inebriation level than they do with the strength of your internal typing filter.

If your filter is low, then a small amount of alcohol contributes to typing mistakes while leaving other functions at a normal level per alcohol consumed.

If your filter is high, then the amount of alcohol required to turn it off would also turn off other functions like standing, finding the chair before the floor, and finding the hell the mouse went now.

I attribute it to how fun you think it might be at any given point to make no goddam sense and make other people try to suss out what you were thinking.

You mean like a Modernist poet?

The Grand High Priest of Shalalm?

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LouZiffer wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

I drank too much last night.

That should be the title of your memoirs.

I was told you were drinking in the basement while sending texts to everyone upstairs.

I thought that was a double-entendre.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

When I posted Shalalm Baskur, I copy-and-pasted it from the OP.

I've been hanging around here for so long that Shalalm Baskur is in my spell check dictionary. I'd have to be majorly frakked up in order to misspell it.

imbiginjapan wrote:

The Grand High Priest of Shalalm?

IMAGE(http://www.personal.psu.edu/sek5094/James_Joyce.jpg)

nope. close though;
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Wife and daughter are out of tiwn, I got lots if beer abd played TF2 and di s= all the stuff my wifw hatesa me to do. i ate almost alkk fo a largwe pissa ad drank 18 beers.Whne you arwe old and fat like ,me, doing this is a bad thing, but sometimes you have to say whatthe hell, right.?