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I have dry gin. What goes with gin?

Strangeblades wrote:
I have dry gin. What goes with gin?

Tonic

Vermouth and olives

Strangeblades wrote:
I have dry gin. What goes with gin?
It's been a very very long time but I believe the correct answer is "more gin".

Va & a.

[size=2]I'm sorry, that's crass. (Dry definitely isn't good either.)[/size]

Strangeblades wrote:
I have dry gin. What goes with gin?

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Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
I have dry gin. What goes with gin?

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You sir, have too much hate. hat - Hee. I rtote hat.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
I have dry gin. What goes with gin?

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I've got licroucie black beer inside me and it won't come itout. Hee.

I'm watching myself on Skype. Maybe I should call myself? You'll think myself would pick up? ooooo I hate being a 14-year-old teenager!

Strangeblades wrote:
I've got licroucie black beer inside me and it won't come itout. Hee.

Call me silly, but I think that beer is supposed to stay inside you. If it comes out you've probably had too much. Unless you need to break the seal. Then yeah, that's cool.

CptDomano wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:
I've got licroucie black beer inside me and it won't come itout. Hee.

Call me silly, but I think that beer is supposed to stay inside you. If it comes out you've probably had too much. Unless you need to break the seal. Then yeah, that's cool.

*SLOPPY KISSES*

I will bring corduroy jackets back in style if it kills me, I swear it!

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Serengeti wrote:
I will bring corduroy jackets back in style if it kills me, I swear it!

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SABOTAGE!

Serengeti wrote:
I will bring corduroy jackets back in style if it kills me, I swear it!

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Dude, that is FLY!

Pro tip: Any excuse for the ladies to run their fingers through your chest hair is A-OK!

I figured this is an appropriate thread for this. The obvious flaw here is that there are dozens (maybe a hundred) of something-bomb drinks, but only one person present. It would've been so much cooler if, as soon as the last shot fell, a bunch of people (one person for every glass) walked up to the bar, and they all drank.

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Yup> I ouwld have drank that stuf ff aill night laong. We. WHeee. Bomb s away fmother feffers!

Drunk and no glasses. Curse party was weird because people like my dancing and sh*t.

Phone autcrrwcts s t Frantz short w typing s. O it does now. And makes them wear.

Booz.

So...It's 3 am where I'm at (don't know about the rest of your drunkards), and I just watched Rob Roy for the first time. That was a pretty damn good movie

Two and a quarter hours long--pretty good. That's about all I have at the moment.

Serengeti wrote:
I will bring corduroy jackets back in style if it kills me, I swear it!

[bitchin' 70s style pic here]

God damn man...That's a pretty good throwback look you have going there. I think the gold chain really ties the whole ensemble together. Thumbs up to you, my friend.

ccesarano wrote:
Drunk and no glasses. Curse party was weird because people like my dancing and sh*t.

Phone autcrrwcts s t Frantz short w typing s. O it does now. And makes them wear.

Booz.

o.0

I think I've had more to drink today than in my previous 34 years combined, and I'm still stone cold sober. Sake is expensive., and bourbon is good.

Baskur al shalalm.

Serengeti wrote:
I will bring corduroy jackets back in style if it kills me, I swear it!

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I have 1 of those, but my chest is FAR hairier. You don't want a pic of dat hair.

groan wrote:
Serengeti wrote:
I will bring corduroy jackets back in style if it kills me, I swear it!

*image*

I have 1 of those, but my chest is FAR hairier. You don't want a pic of dat hair.

You gotta trim that chest hair! I use a #1 guard weekly. I'll be honest, the first time you do it is gonna suck like you wouldn't believe; the itching is unbelievable. Subsequent trims won't itch at all, and the ladies love it.

Serengeti wrote:
groan wrote:
Serengeti wrote:
I will bring corduroy jackets back in style if it kills me, I swear it!

*image*

I have 1 of those, but my chest is FAR hairier. You don't want a pic of dat hair.

You gotta trim that chest hair! I use a #1 guard weekly. I'll be honest, the first time you do it is gonna suck like you wouldn't believe; the itching is unbelievable. Subsequent trims won't itch at all, and the ladies love it.

I only have one lady to worry about, and she likes my Selleck.
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as a matter of fact...I may be MORE Selleck then Selleck :/

groan wrote:
as a matter of fact...I may be MORE Selleck then Selleck :/

I know the feeling, man.

Mass Effect Frapulisim

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I thought I would never enjoy nothing more than drunk Tali in that game, but drunk Grunt rocks too.

BEER. I wsas at a festival of ale and man - $2 beer shots went down soo fast. It was great. I would never drink liei this but damn. Beer shots. Woo.

Also there was no f***ing nerds. I miss my pencon buddies. I was the only nerd there. I wanted to walk into a frooom frull of oold people and jobcks at the festival of ale and shout who wants to play Operation:FLashpoint! I miss you Michael! And COmplex! *curls up with OilyPenguin picture*