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oilypenguin wrote:

It seems as though I'm watching a descent into madness.

You forget that this is StarbleHades.

So I may have druknly bought Euro Truck Simulator 2. Not sure why--but dammits I'm gonna drive all of the trucks in the euro area. all the trucks. then Ima gonna "TOOT TOOT" at all the cars I pass.

That's right.

TOOT TOOT. And Sam Adams. because nothing says "Let's drive a big rig across europe like Sam m'fing adams"

hehe TOOT TOOT. Actually, I think I've got a train whistly somewhere 'round here too. I should toot that thing. Wait, no. That'll piss off the wife. I'll just pretend.

Toot toot, indeed.

I would venture to guess that they don't call them big rigs in Europe. Though the thought of someone taking like a trucker in a British accent makes me lol. Also I feel that Sam Adams is weak sauce over there. Thoughts?

I dunno what they call them over there but American big rigs are starting to show up all over the place on that side of the pond. I was in Ukraine last summer and was dumbstruck when a Kenworth went by on the sh*tty little road we were on. Wife's brother that lives there says they are getting popular cause they can haul more than the euro trucks.

AMERICA! F*CK YEAH!

Radical Ans wrote:

I would venture to guess that they don't call them big rigs in Europe. Though the thought of someone taking like a trucker in a British accent makes me lol. Also I feel that Sam Adams is weak sauce over there. Thoughts?

Yeah, you're probably right on the Sam Adams=weak sauce. But it's all I got right now, so *shrug*

Just made a trip from Edinburgh -> Rotterdam. Got an excellent rating even though I totally t-boned a van. Whatevs. I toot tooted at him AND had my turn signal on (of course after looking up how to actually turn on the turn signal). Bastard should've sen meh. I'M A DAMN SEMI!

MOAR SAM ADAMS! MOAR TRUCKING SHIPMENTS!

...Sadly, I think I'm actually into this game for some reason. There's something....cathartic?..about driving at a breakneck speeed of 55 mph (still not sure if that's just how fast these things go or if I'm f*cking something up in-game) while listening to Jimmy Eat World on a Cardiff radio station. Honestly, doesn't the rest of the world have thier own music? I've heard mostly American stuff. This is disappointing. Almost as disappointing as going to Edinburgh in real life, hanging out a pub where barrels are your table and then listening to a live band play Sweet Home Alambama. I mean, what the hell is up with that?

grumble grumble 'Merica grumble.

Unknown Soldier wrote:

they are getting popular cause they can haul more than the euro trucks.

Hey man..I just hauled 21 tons of Edinburgh oranges with (I'm assuming) is a Euro truck. That seems like a lot of oranges.

I dunno what's up with the music, but another example from Ukraine - the new music that comes out of there sounds the same as the stuff they put out 20-30 years ago. It's kinda stagnant. That might be why they like our music over there. The kids are probably tired of listening to the same old same old.

I know this cause I get subjected to Ukranian/Russian music every time the wife throws a party.

Unknown Soldier wrote:

I know this cause I get subjected to Ukranian/Russian music every time the wife throws a party.

Honestly I'd take some Russian/Ukranian at this point. I switched to one station that I figured would have some German and I was greeted to the equivalent of an Oldies station in the States--60s/70s music.

EDIT: Also, I'm not nearly drunk enough. I'm apparently able to type perfectly fine. Nevermind the whole driving a simulated semi thing.

As long as you don't do this while you're driving its cool: IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/mXTtG.jpg)

I can confidently say I will never be drunk enough to be interested in a truck driving simulator. It's only slightly more appealing than that train game on steam that costs like $2000 to buy everything for. I mean wtf do you do in a train game? I get enough on-rails action with the shooters EA puts out. (badum-pssssh!)

Sorry but graphics haven't got good enough yet for me to sit back and watch the scenery go by. Maybe someday.

This is not intended to be a slam on anyone's gaming preferences. I don't like most regular car racing games or sports games either, hey to each his own.

CptDomano wrote:

To be honest, I was interested in the "game" before I started drinking. I honestly thought the people talking about it were just playing it just to laugh at it, but after seeing this thread and then seeing some positive buzz (take it with a grain of salt) about it I figured what the hell? I enjoy taking chances on some pretty obscure games.

I tip my rum and coke in your direction, good sir. Enjoy your time on the road.

Oh and if you want any suggestions for decent Russian/Ukranian music, PM me.

Radical Ans wrote:

As long as you don't do this while you're driving its cool:

...I'm never going to live that down, am I? No. No I will not. Also, I'd like to note this post is going up at nearly 3 am..Which I'm pretty sure is long after that pic was taken. I'm getting better!

Unknown Soldier wrote:

I can confidently say I will never be drunk enough to be interested in a truck driving simulator...

This is not intended to be a slam on anyone's gaming preferences. I don't like most regular car racing games or sports games either, hey to each his own.

To be honest, I was interested in the "game" before I started drinking. I honestly thought the people talking about it were just playing it just to laugh at it, but after seeing this thread and then seeing some positive buzz (take it with a grain of salt) about it I figured what the hell? I enjoy taking chances on some pretty obscure games.

And hey, I don't take it as a slam or anything--I mean, this is a frigging semi driving game. Let's be honest, it's not exactly something that would appeal to a mainstream audience, y'know?

Two nights in a row I'm f*cking drunk. Last night I didn't get to post, dtongighdkljaskdfasdf

Tonight I remember to sodo so. f*ck.

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Evan Williams Honey Reserve is delicious.

So delicious.

I f*cking suck though. No matter how much hewenssjadlkfasldf when I'm sober I am occupied by ambition , deep down inside I want a girlfriend. I want to f*ck. I want to be touching boobs. I want to be showing affection and I cannot. I just suck at this. I dunno what the f*ck I'm doing. I'm around thchicks that are single and taken, and I dunno what I'm doing. I just don't know. I want to not be distractied halfway through a frakin frogohs post.

Sorry. Showed people my RamblePak64. hwhich you should share because I put a lot of effor tinto that.

Which is the thing. Sober so much, and I kep theingkasgfas;lfj thinking about awesome stuff tliek Ramble Pak and my blog. But when I'm drunk with attractive nerdy chicks that I wish I could be dating or f*cking or at least groping becuase they're awesome and attractive and I like their personalities becuae the yr'sdfjasdl;kfj theyr'e smart and sh*t? Nope. Taken or just...bah.

My fingers are numb.

But yes. Shalalm baskur. Godiva white chocolate and bailey's and disaronno work together well. My roommates aren't watching Die Hard like they should. An ddby roommates I mean roommate.

i gotta watch more Die hard.

I need to get over myself and f*cking hit on chicks or something I dunno. Life sucks. Romance sucks. The implulse to spread one's seed is inconvenient.

Hee hee. I think you are having a good weekend. Yeah, life can suck in a lot of ways. There are ways to enjoy yourself, however. You seem to have figured out one of them.

you know what'll help that? Euro Truck Simulator 2. Play the f*cking game, man. Stream some worldwide internet radio. Then your world will be right as rain.

Also, on a more serious note...Life doesn't suck. I know how much it sucks being single--trust me, I've definitely been there. The key is to finding the things that do make you happy, no matter how small they are. And don't concentrate on the things that suck as that'll mess your world up even more than it should. Easier said than done, I'm sure. But you'd be surprised. Don't worry about *HAVING* a girlfriend/"hit on chicks"--that'll just end in disaster since you're trying to force something that you (or whoever you spring it on) aren't ready for.

...And Druken CptDomano Advice has been given! Please remember that I have been drinking as well.

Why the heck did I think it was a good idea to say "a round of shots for everyone!" when we got to the bar?

Friend turned 30 tonight, so we met up at a house, started drinking, got in a party bus, kept drinking, got to a bar/bowling alley/dance club/mexican place (?), and kinda drunk me goes "SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! ON MY CARD!"

Eh, at least it loosened all the chicks up and tanked the bowling scores.

And cces, just start talking to women. If they're taken, so what, nothing's permanent.

tuffalobuffalo wrote:

Hee hee. I think you are having a good weekend. Yeah, life can suck in a lot of ways. There are ways to enjoy yourself, however. You seem to have figured out one of them.

This too shall pass, as they say. It's been a while since I was drunk and wanting to rant about that instead of being drunk and happy.

I did get to make a pizza while drunk, and people approved. So that's a victory.

CptDomano wrote:

you know what'll help that? Euro Truck Simulator 2. Play the f*cking game, man. Stream some worldwide internet radio. Then your world will be right as rain.

Screw you man! I listened to the lyrics of Turn the Page as covered by Metallica! Don't you be lyin' to me!

McIrishJihad wrote:

Why the heck did I think it was a good idea to say "a round of shots for everyone!" when we got to the bar?

Friend turned 30 tonight, so we met up at a house, started drinking, got in a party bus, kept drinking, got to a bar/bowling alley/dance club/mexican place (?), and kinda drunk me goes "SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! ON MY CARD!"

Eh, at least it loosened all the chicks up and tanked the bowling scores.

And cces, just start talking to women. If they're taken, so what, nothing's permanent.

I like this post.

A couple beers and a couple scotch's later, I think I can still post coherently. A whole lot of backspace usage. Of course, me posting in this thread after drinking means I have something crazy to say.

Storage Wars is awesome. Even after I've seen this episode 10 times. That's right, Storage Wars is on in my house quite often. yippiee

Ok, Citizen86, pirater of demo's, out

Ahh, you were doing SO well until...

Citizen86 wrote:

pirater of demo's

Burbly.

ccesarano wrote:

Evan Williams Honey Reserve is delicious.

So delicious.

It's been my liquor of choice for the last several months. It's what I call a "dangerous" liquor, because it tastes so good but is 70 proof, so it can still knock you on your ass if you're not careful.

MeatMan wrote:
ccesarano wrote:

Evan Williams Honey Reserve is delicious.

So delicious.

It's been my liquor of choice for the last several months. It's what I call a "dangerous" liquor, because it tastes so good but is 70 proof, so it can still knock you on your ass if you're not careful.

Oh, you said 70 proof and I thought 70% alcohol!? We use percentage in Canada and I was thinking holy toledo this is gonna blow your a** off.