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Luck o' the Eirish

Bailey's Elvish Cream

Tanglebones wrote:

Bailey's Elvish Cream

Rule 34

ccesarano wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:

Bailey's Elvish Cream

Rule 34

This thread never fails to disappoint.

Last night's program was brought to me by: BUTT MANIA.

SuperDave wrote:

Last night's program was brought to me by: BUTT MANIA.

What a wonderful thing.

CptDomano wrote:
ccesarano wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:

Bailey's Elvish Cream

Rule 34

This thread never fails to disappoint.

*golf clap*

kexx wrote:

:D My work here is done.

we need that last scence from The Dark Knight Rises and put ccesarano's face on it.

also,

ccesarano wrote:

That is not GWJer discussion material. That's lame ass Livejournal bullsh*t. sh*t. f*ck. Dicks. Balls. mega man!

that last burst ending in megaman just absolutely made my day.

Merry Xmas my fellow brethren. Remember tonight whenever an annoying family member mentions/does something to irritate you, that you only need to get drunk enough tonight to let it all out in here, the thread of drunken delight and wisdom!!

I wish you all a very drunken Christmas, hopefully filled with amazing stories with even better typos!! Merry Xmas everybody! Shalalm Baskur!!

This stthread shoudl be way harder t ofind when under the influence of many narcotics. I mean booxes. Boozes. Dang.

When I move to BC I plan to go to Washington state and get high. Legally and such. It's gonna be awesome. I'm gonna consume weed through fooods and such. No smoking for me. Will this post get deleted? Will I forget to add a question mark. Hee. I did a doo-doo-bad.

Just gotta job working for $35K a year in BC. That's good money for the job I'm taking - a low level reporter. Gonna buy plenty of boozes with that fat ass cash. Eep. I seaid fat ass. I'm som happy right now. Gotta the vodka inside me - wher eit belongs mind you - and \i'm notg taoalltaly hammered.

IfLike I can't spell while rolling around in my own head want. Itg's just that I w don't want to correct my mistakes. I can see the mistgakes. \I know they are there. Haunting me. TGhose jerks.

Where was OI ? I'm always going on about this thread to other people. I'm trying to convince them that this is a safe place free of the insanity that has the internet by the b*lls. Not bills. B*lls. White text, black background. it's frikking awesome.

Just know I had a little glass kull skull talinging tgo me, sorry, talking to me, and it was full of Russia's finest. I love vodka by the way. I drink it straight sometimes like real Communist. Das va dawn-ya b*tches. Anyhoo, good bye. I love ayou all you know. I love OilyPenguin, NSMike, Tigerbill (that man is a f**king saint), Katy and all you others. Tamren is cool. ThinJ is good. Tangle is hot. I'm gonna foroget p[eople and feel bad. I'm sorry. No I'm not. Yes I am. I have to be. It says so on my Canadian citizenship papers.

Man, if I justg type and dont think I make less mistgakes. Wheeee!

Baskur Al Shalalm, and to all a good night!

Strangeblades wrote:

This stthread shoudl be way harder t ofind when under the influence of many narcotics. I mean booxes. Boozes. Dang.

yeah, they should really make it harder to just favorite threads so that it is super easy to just pop in and make a drunken post. amiright?

Aneeway, my parents got me some decent Scotch (Glenfiddich 12 year) for Christmas this year, so I've been sippin' on that for a good portion of the night. Damn, this stuff is good. Where was I? Oh yeah, drunk posting.

Strangeblades, that's awesome you found a job. You're a good dude and deserve to be employed, so go you! \o/ I met you a bit at PenCon this year and you seemed pretty cool. Hell, everyone deserves to be employed. Seriously.

Not sure what else to write. I love GWJ, I love scotch, and I love Christmas. Even though now it's the day after Christmas by like four minutes. Oh well--still love everything and everybody.

CHEERS!

Now that I'm back home and sober, I'd like to apologize for pretty much anything I've posted anywhere on GWJ in the last week. Stayed with the in-laws, maintained pretty much constant inebriation. Made a few poor internet choices, Shalalm Baskur.

Amoebic wrote:

Now that I'm back home and sober, I'd like to apologize for pretty much anything I've posted anywhere on GWJ in the last week. Stayed with the in-laws, maintained pretty much constant inebriation. Made a few poor internet choices, Shalalm Baskur.

An entire week? That must have been pricey. Hopefully that was on the in-laws bill.

Poor internet choices... those can be the... scariest.... ever....

Amoebic wrote:

Now that I'm back home and sober, I'd like to apologize for pretty much anything I've posted anywhere on GWJ in the last week. Stayed with the in-laws, maintained pretty much constant inebriation. Made a few poor internet choices, Shalalm Baskur.

If you did anything too awkward, I missed it completely. I think I'm a bit bummed by that.

Yeah, good grief, I expected more of you, Amoebic.

I love you all.

Some were deleted. The more coherent ones left up as a humble reminder.

There was a magical basement bar fridge that remained pleasantly stocked. Next to the pool table. By the leather recliner and 50” flatscr...

Ugh, f*ck. Stupid work bringing me home stupid early.

Strangeblades wrote:

I can see the mistgakes. \I know they are there. Haunting me. TGhose jerks.

*yoink*

wordsmythe wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

I can see the mistgakes. I know they are there. Haunting me. TGhose jerks.

*yoink*

Oh wow. Oh my.

This thread should probably get bumped so it's easier to find later.

Yup. I agree with Radical Ans. Bump this thread so it's easier to find. y y MY fingers feel numb and it's only 4:57 p.m.

I'm going fast. Faster. Fastest. Hey look. No spelling mistakes. Man it's hard to recognize spelling mistakes. Like, just a second ago I tried to correct hard with heard when it's really hard. I'm hard. Oh god. No I'm not. What?

What is thsi magic? I see fro Quuintin Stone? It's magical. I'm beteween the reaqlms of pleasant dizzy and puking my guts out. It s a magical reaml amd dnd sut stuff.

Thank you so much Quintin_Stone. That was just amazing.

Tyhere is noygsne tha can sto[p me from aconguqering the world and it'ps women-men. WOMEN-MEN are all that I want in my chambers right now. Bring them all one. My head feels like a bobble-head.

That was amazing.

Strangeblades wrote:

WOMEN-MEN are all that I want in my chambers right now.

Hmmm, I guess my sig has grown a bit old.

I have strong booze suspended in medium strength booze. It's like this Star Trek thing-episode in this glass. Warp 4 indeed/

Well, I drank all the beer for New Years and my wife kept asking why I was drinking so much and I told her it didnt' matter because we could buy more tomorrow anyway but I donth think thats why she was askign why I ewas drinking so much and anyway Happy New year everyone.