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Nicholaas wrote:

soo muuuuch gin.

you know its timefor bed when it takes you 6 tries to log-in.

you guys are aweaswome. peaec.

Use LastPass, it makes it easier on those more "forgetful" nights

DeThroned wrote:
Nicholaas wrote:

soo muuuuch gin.

you know its timefor bed when it takes you 6 tries to log-in.

you guys are aweaswome. peaec.

Use LastPass, it makes it easier on those more "forgetful" nights

Then you have to try 6 times to log into LastPass.

Quintin_Stone wrote:
DeThroned wrote:
Nicholaas wrote:

soo muuuuch gin.

you know its timefor bed when it takes you 6 tries to log-in.

you guys are aweaswome. peaec.

Use LastPass, it makes it easier on those more "forgetful" nights

Then you have to try 6 times to log into LastPass. :)

That, or you wake up the next morning regretting that you decided that was a "trusted computer."

ij ust had my chrsixmas indner and its funy becuose thpoepoel are myh highoscoholl clas s t a that i havnt sene seince almost 13yrsgo. weéreewerew cass fo 20000 adn its awesomee to esee tthisee peopel agian. Funyy eough, the host for thetvevning was this girl wo is hot as hot can get, which inscindenetely is the firtst pir of bboobs i econuterded. she hass hoands dowwnn the bst boops, legss, tummy, buttts, hirair, nad sikin tone i'véé'e vevner'ecounetereed. she 30 looks but loks like shas thee body of a 20ryruyr old.. amamazig ustff. sorry for girlwmen woho read edis opst nd sounds mussiysogenistc. I resfetct owemng= nad theirb ooobs.

teuguys and me sreminiscesd about patst dbau chry, and we had laighs and gwas gerat. teh tdinner was cool, the drinks even betr an the gifft i go t was cool. Anawseome tiie to expnd my repertoairor. EW had a na esome dinyamic, in wihch we had a n actuion for givts. We would name how manuy shosts we we would drinkfor a figt, and I enedend up payig 5 osots if whisk for the tie. WE woulD BET the nuber of shots before we knwwht te giftt was, so tit was advntruresusus. IT was fun, and fun wahs had.

Sop, dinner, gifgsts, shots, boops, mazing clavage, ad drfinks. Gretat nightt. All in. aLLë.

s;also,. dudebroo.

Excelsior.

i ust red mppost, nd i wlll revaise tomorow becaue the storyof my first booobsisisaweomse. i cnt tuype tonihght.

kexx wrote:

boops, mazing clavage

I think that's how I will spell those moving forward.

Glad to hear that you had a great part Kexx.

Hmm I wonder if I should tell the story of the Mexican girl I met over here just this week, that I seemed to have accidentally insulted.

These typos are amazing.

The best is that while entirely piss drunk Kexx still tried to spell the word repertoire right (at least I think that's what he meant with "Anawseome tiie to expnd my repertoairor"). An awesome tie to expand my repertoire.

He can't even spell tie but going for some of those grown up words. Good for you Kexx!

DudeBroo would be an amazing name for someone's home made beer. Just sayin'.

I resfetct owemng= nad theirb ooobs.

So say we all.

Minarchist wrote:
I resfetct owemng= nad theirb ooobs.

So say we all.

that made me laugh

It's starting to worry me that it's getting WAY to easy to translate a Kexx drunk post. Only took me re-reading the post once to actually understand what was going on.

It's like seeing the Matrix.

CptDomano wrote:

It's starting to worry me that it's getting WAY to easy to translate a Kexx drunk post. Only took me re-reading the post once to actually understand what was going on.

It's like seeing the Matrix.

Maybe he's just drunk-typing so often that he's getting better at it.

kexx wrote:

I resfetct owemng

I'm reminded of Eddie Murphy's dad singing Aretha Franklin's Respect.

RESZCP, find out what it means to me. RECCTTP...

I just like that the "hot as hot can get" girl has "buttts"

Hey!! I had posted here!! Would you look at that. Funny.

Delerat wrote:

I just like that the "hot as hot can get" girl has "buttts"

You know it!

Ok, I'm very trdunk but i love plusone and I thin k she is aweoseme and I think I will splend mby life with her and I think she many even notice this thread. she was in irc with me and she is awesome from every aspect fo life anwyay. I love you all and I hope you all have wonderful weekends and loved ones and tood times

well, it was gonne be sappy eithe rway , but I'm gald i t was. have a god onigh everyone!!

Awww, Jolly Bill is a lovey drunk! Wooo drinking!

I always have tood times when I visit this thread

Jolly Bill wrote:

Ok, I'm very trdunk but i love plusone and I thin k she is aweoseme and I think I will splend mby life with her and I think she many even notice this thread. she was in irc with me and she is awesome from every aspect fo life anwyay. I love you all and I hope you all have wonderful weekends and loved ones and tood times

Cheers to the tood times!

I'm more impressed with the crazy ascii going into those posts. I can't even do those when I TRY:

i'véé'e

boops indeed.

Holy crap. I do not suggest googling "boops" at work. Sheesh!

kexx wrote:

Holy crap. I do not suggest googling "boops" at work. Sheesh!

Funny, given that I have a filtered OpenDNS running at home, and apparently what my coworkers search for at work, my search results are much more embarrassing when I'm at the office.

Shalalm Baskur umuddah fuggahs!

Once again nottrying not to egoback and delete stuff as aI type so I can preserve the drunkenness. Even though all these red qusquigglies are f*ckING KILLING ME

I'm drunk! I discovered Bailye's Eirish Cream! f*ck! Typo! Only plural! Typos! Anyway, Bailey's Irish Cream may trump Irish Mist as my favorite drink. I'm not sure. I'm gonna have to combine the two though. I tried Disaroonno, because Iit's about time I tried an Italian drink that wasn't wine (I don't like whine. Tri or whine. f*ck. Wine. I am not Cheeze Pavilion who I remember from the Escapist Forums from back int the day!) I also am not much a fan of honey mead. I want to be because f*cking honey , but wine. And wine is kinda meh. So f*cking cordials and sh*t for me man. Irish Mist, Bailey's, f*cking delicious sh*t yo. Disaronno tastes like cough syrup without the yuck. Like imagine Nyquil that doesn't make you want to f*cking kill a kangaroo baby or something that wouldn't be insensitive to a recent tragedy in Connecticut and dude Lostlobster I'm so sorry man.

f*cking world full of c*cks and sh*t. And some 12 year old wants to ban fviolent video games. What the f*ck do you know you're twelve!

Ooooh, Nightiwsh song on Zune. And from their latest album! Best album. By them at least. Best album is Nightfuall in Middle Earth by Blind Guardian because to quot e Sqequelitis, it makes my dick rock hard.

Speaking of rock hard dicks (I'm so saory Eeveryone) (no really I usually try not to talk about dicks and erections and stuff) (especially my own because who the f*ck wants to know that) I told my friend tonight we wgotta stop going to bars and sh*t with attractive waitresses because dammit. Maybe it's because I'm all Ted Mosby and aeven though I don't want to admit it I'm desperate to find a woman I actually love instead of just wanna bang. I mean I wanted to hit on this waitress not because I wanted to bang her, but because she seemed so perfect for cuddling up with and watching a movie with.

f*ck this is Boogle Memoiral daiting thread sh*t. Mah bad.

Well sh*t I ran out of sh*t to say.

Tonight was awesome though. You shoulda been there. We made a drinking game out of people wanting to park in a spot that couldn't fit a car. It was parralel parking by the way. Parallel . There. Parallel parking.

By the way. Paradiddle. Great word. Slightly chalenging drum exercise. L R LL R L R R L R L L R L R R

Try that muddah fuggah. I can do it. I taught my niece how to do it. Can you?

Boobs. I should probably see some. Like raeal ones. Because I'm so f*cking despareate for a real giads;lkfjasd;lfjas;ldkfjaslf

f*ck
That is not GWJer discussion material. That's lame ass Livejournal bullsh*t. sh*t. f*ck. Dicks. Balls. mega man!

I should just sit here and listen to metal.

Power metal.

Because nothing is better than the energy and assertiveness of heavy metal mixed with the melodies oand harmonies of, well, good music. And that is power meta. L. f*ck. Power metal. When they are at their best at least.

Blind Guardian, bitch. 10 to 1 they are more awesome than your favorite band, and at the most basic simply ebcause they wrote an album based on a segment of the Silmarillion. And it's f*cking amazing.

God I live/ love that album.

f*ck.

I'm a just stop typing now.

Slahlsjdflasdjkf;lsajkdfl

Shalalm Baskur everyone. I hope nothing I wrote here is as embarrasing as it seems now. Because I really want to delete but NO! Then it wouldn't be drunk posting.

I love you guys.

I wanna make it to Minpencon.

I wanna hang with Blind Evil and Clocky and Minarchist and Shoptroll and Demyx and Captain Glanton and Truehart and Tomayto man and God there are too many to count and remember whislt tdrunk. I know half of you half as well as I should like and half of your half as well as you deserve.

God what a great f*cking quote.

Shalalm Baskur!

Oh, Mystic Violet too. She's been podcasting with me. She's awesome.

My work here is done.

I love how he is at his most coherent when talking about Metal.
That's hardcore.

Cces? GO TO SLEEP MAN!!