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Same here, but not for Thanksgiving. I had a wedding. And I let myself go. Badly. There was too much whisky involved.

OK, WTF? I just got myself a little Bushmills whiskey as an aperitifi, as it wer, and I swear I didn't poor any more than I usually do, but I am totally f**king knackered. Did I just get myself mreo than I trout I did or wat?

Gotta watch giving yourself three fingers when you only expected two.

LiquidMantis wrote:

Gotta watch giving yourself three fingers when you only expected two.

I'm really not flexible enoguh to do either of those thigns.

Ranger Rick wrote:

Did I just get myself mreo than I trout I did or wat?

I don't know why but I love everything about this sentence.

Must be the trout.

I'm going to a beer festival on Saturday. I expect some shalalms will be baskured.

ccesarano wrote:

I don't know why but I love everything about this sentence.

Must be the trout.

TRUT!

My Saturday plans:

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Hypatian wrote:
NSMike wrote:

I don't have favourites. Then again, I'm an American, and we spell things correctly. Also, [strong]borbon[/strong] is my friend. Thanks, Minarchist.

FTFY

This made me giggle.

Myy saturday mplans HAV E come true. I've I'm full of vodka. Dosvadonya b*thces! Whe3ee. TNowto revecALA our Canadian plans of invasion of th USA. You will never suspect my Americn comrades. I've going to bring our cheap |canuckistqan beerws and kill you with them.

How can I drink more? Weasy,. I would drink mor4e if if I was srdinkin mogre. You have no y9dea idea how hard it is to type. Wow. I think I drank too much. Maybe. I'll know in an hour. I'll keep ya updated. Man, I have to make a lot of corrections per letter that is typed.

WH
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Strangeblades wrote:

How can I drink more? Weasy,.

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i'M WAtching days of our lives (I before C except after E): and I program this to be good and entertaining.

I have some uch aaaaaaauth sihit in mymy head thright now. wow, It's so hard to communitcate right now. I just took a shot off of Fireball Whiskey. Whoo.

I feel lilke I"m [p0aeticpgig participaitn in an experiement with thisoms boooooooooooooooooooooze3. I'm watching Resident Evil dsomethient something or other. Milla Jojovich is hot no matter what she is doing.

Truth. I saw her band open for Toad the Wet Sprocket back in '95. Guess who was right up against the stage during her show?

Strangeblades wrote:

Milla Jojovich is hot no matter what she is doing.

And that's pretty much the nicest thing you could say about any of those movies.

LiquidMantis wrote:

Truth. I saw her band open for Toad the Wet Sprocket back in '95. Guess who was right up against the stage during her show?

I wish Milla would put out another album. Her first is actually really good.

Ugh. I'm awake. And dizzy. And am drinking water. Water is my friend. Let me introduce you to water.

Milla is still hot.

I'm home and coming off trips down Vodka Lane, Waterloo Dark Street, Fireball Whiskey Red Light District and cake.

That mixture may be a two day hangover.

garion333 wrote:

That mixture may be a two day hangover.

Yup. I'm still feeling it.

Strangeblades wrote:
garion333 wrote:

That mixture may be a two day hangover.

Yup. I'm still feeling it.

Cake is pretty hardcore.

Saw this in the picture thread and I had to post it here:
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Oop, I almost forgot. I wrote this in notepad while hammered.

"I'm just tuschoked by how much my friendss know. They knhow eveyrthging. I kNOW That a guy in resident evil movie is from THunder bay Ontario and a guy I'm sitting next to right now played basketball with him in high school. |shLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

LLLAMMMMMMMMM Baskurrrrrrr."

I'm going to throw a minor edit at Hemingway: Don't write while so drunk that the copy can't be discerned while sober.

wordsmythe wrote:

I'm going to throw a minor edit at Hemingway: Don't write while so drunk that the copy can't be discerned while sober.

We call that "Joycean" writing

Strangeblades wrote:

|shLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAMMMMMMMMM Baskurrrrrrr."

This just seems like an announcer calling out names trying to get the crowd hyped up.

Gimpy_Butzke wrote:
Strangeblades wrote:

|shLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAMMMMMMMMM Baskurrrrrrr."

This just seems like an announcer calling out names trying to get the crowd hyped up.

It is in more ways than not.