Frarkin frogohs frapulisim wste doior

Phishposer wrote:
Jolly Bill wrote:

I think I have a solution. How do people feel about decently sized "Frarkin frogohs frapulism wste doior" Poster at PenCon that starts the weekend blank with a sharpie on it... and we'll see what happens?

Someone's going to eat the sharpie. Right?

Yeah, "eat" the sharpie. If you're lucky.

Jolly Bill wrote:
SuperDave wrote:
oilypenguin wrote:
IntangibleFate wrote:

This thread made my day. I expect it to rise again at paxeast.

Shalalm Baskur.

Pencon is next week. If we have internet I imagine this thread might get a bit bigger.

I don't think so due to the severe lack of quality internet and cell phone signal.

I think I have a solution. How do people feel about decently sized "Frarkin frogohs frapulism wste doior" Poster at PenCon that starts the weekend blank with a sharpie on it... and we'll see what happens?

This can be arranged.

I'm saddened that everything at pencon isn't written in blood, or frosting. Either makes more sense than a sharpie.

Pencon requires making a pact with the old ones and Betty Crocker?

trichy wrote:
Phishposer wrote:
Jolly Bill wrote:

I think I have a solution. How do people feel about decently sized "Frarkin frogohs frapulism wste doior" Poster at PenCon that starts the weekend blank with a sharpie on it... and we'll see what happens?

Someone's going to eat the sharpie. Right?

Yeah, "eat" the sharpie. If you're lucky.

So what you're saying is sharpie->butt ?

Katy wrote:
trichy wrote:
Phishposer wrote:
Jolly Bill wrote:

I think I have a solution. How do people feel about decently sized "Frarkin frogohs frapulism wste doior" Poster at PenCon that starts the weekend blank with a sharpie on it... and we'll see what happens?

Someone's going to eat the sharpie. Right?

Yeah, "eat" the sharpie. If you're lucky.

So what you're saying is sharpie->butt ?

Phew... I'm glad I wasn't the one who had to explicitly write it.

LiquidMantis wrote:

Pencon requires making a pact with the old ones and Betty Crocker?

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tuffalobuffalo wrote:
Katy wrote:
trichy wrote:
Phishposer wrote:
Jolly Bill wrote:

I think I have a solution. How do people feel about decently sized "Frarkin frogohs frapulism wste doior" Poster at PenCon that starts the weekend blank with a sharpie on it... and we'll see what happens?

Someone's going to eat the sharpie. Right?

Yeah, "eat" the sharpie. If you're lucky.

So what you're saying is sharpie->butt ?

Phew... I'm glad I wasn't the one who had to explicitly write it. :)

Beat me to it! By like half an hour

Delerat wrote:
tuffalobuffalo wrote:
Katy wrote:
trichy wrote:
Phishposer wrote:
Jolly Bill wrote:

I think I have a solution. How do people feel about decently sized "Frarkin frogohs frapulism wste doior" Poster at PenCon that starts the weekend blank with a sharpie on it... and we'll see what happens?

Someone's going to eat the sharpie. Right?

Yeah, "eat" the sharpie. If you're lucky.

So what you're saying is sharpie->butt ?

Phew... I'm glad I wasn't the one who had to explicitly write it. :)

Beat me to it! By like half an hour

Well, where do you keep your sharpies? Pfft.

Organized under "things I probably shouldn't be sniffing."

wordsmythe wrote:

Organized under "things I probably shouldn't be sniffing."

I'm trying to think of what else is filed there. I'm disappointed I can't think of anything else off the top of my head and I really don't want to google that at work.

wordsmythe wrote:

Organized under "things I probably shouldn't be sniffing."

Hey-yoo!

File also includes 'finger'.

Kahlua rum vodka bailey's, mind you, not all at the same time.

I made LouZiffer a drink and it knocked him on his ass. 2 parts bailey's, 1 part kahlua, 2 parts vodka. He finished it and was gone goodbye.

That's two parts 34 proof, one part 40 proof, and two parts 80 proof, for a total of 53.6 proof. He's either a serious lightweight or you served him a Gonzo Gulp of the stuff.

We don't have proper measures here, so each part was 1/3 a cup. Also he's a lightweight.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

I made LouZiffer a drink and it knocked him on his ass. 2 parts bailey's, 1 part kahlua, 2 parts vodka. He finished it and was gone goodbye.

Prepping for Disney?

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Kahlua rum vodka bailey's, mind you, not all at the same time.

I made LouZiffer a drink and it knocked him on his ass. 2 parts bailey's, 1 part kahlua, 2 parts vodka. He finished it and was gone goodbye.

Replace the vodka with 151, and you would have my nemesis drink. We call it Bob, and my elder son and several Enforcers are still giving me crap for what happened the last time I had one. No bueno.

Regretfully buzzed after a "quick" post work drink turned into 6 or 7 whiskeys.

I say regretfully because I have to wake up to go to work in 6 hours.

avggeek wrote:

Regretfully buzzed after a "quick" post work drink turned into 6 or 7 whiskeys.

I say regretfully because I have to wake up to go to work in 6 hours.

You didn't slur your type nearly enough.

groan wrote:

You didn't slur your type nearly enough.

I've found out that there's a very narrow window when I go out drinking between being sober and then not being able to operate a door lock. Typing on an iPad falls firmly in the still relatively sober side of things.

I don't know how this will be interpreted. Is this the type-while-inebriated thread? I don't know. As I am still correcting my spelling mistakes as I type I guess I am not too far gone.

I'm at a hotel with my wife a day early for Penguincon (that's some orgy or something happening in Ohio this weekend) and we've drunk a bottle of wine, labelled Vampire and I drank an entire bottle of beer. I'm a f-ing monster of something. The beer was called Arrogant Bastard Ale, Oaked, and man it had spunk. I'm looking for spunk. Give me your spunk. That would have made me laugh if I wasn't so numb.

(I'm also watching the original Halloween on AMC but since it's AMC it ain't showing boobies. That's important and it makes me sad there's no boobies. Jamie Lee Curtis is freaky looking by the way. Has this chick aged at all? Why does she look 40 when's only 20 years old in this movie?)

Op. I have an illusion I'm getting sober so I finish off my plastic cup of wine of Vampire. That's it. Can't wait for Penguincon and the end of this Halloween movie where every cry of effort sounds like someone in orgasm. Cheers.

UPDATE: I just saw an ad that unnerved me. I don't know what ad but it was unnverving. I guess.

Liberator Medical? That guy's been using catheters for 15 years, but that men's catheter lubricates itself right in the package.

I love this thread so damn much. I know I say that about other threads, but I would cheat on those threads with this one, get this thread pregnant, and raise a family of baby threads.

Strangeblades wrote:

The beer was called Arrogant Bastard Ale, Oaked, and man it had spunk. I'm looking for spunk. Give me your spunk. That would have made me laugh if I wasn't so numb.

So, PenCon is going to get interesting, huh?

Arrogant Bastard is a good beer. Try their Ruination next...

I will admit to not even remotely liking any of the Stone Brewery over-hopped abominations, Arrogant Bastard included. If I wanted hops to slap me in the face, I would just ask my wife to do it and save the $8. High gravity is fine, hops is fine, but that shizz needs to be in balance, yo. Slip me some Delirium any day of the week instead.

Minarchist wrote:

I will admit to not even remotely liking any of the Stone Brewery over-hopped abominations, Arrogant Bastard included. If I wanted hops to slap me in the face, I would just ask my wife to do it and save the $8. High gravity is fine, hops is fine, but that shizz needs to be in balance, yo. Slip me some Delirium any day of the week instead.

This.

Minarchist wrote:

I will admit to not even remotely liking any of the Stone Brewery over-hopped abominations, Arrogant Bastard included. If I wanted hops to slap me in the face, I would just ask my wife to do it and save the $8. High gravity is fine, hops is fine, but that shizz needs to be in balance, yo. Slip me some Delirium any day of the week instead.

o/

I was raised in San Diego and it depresses me to no end that I loathe what's become the Southern California style of beer. I can recommend (Pizza) Port's Wipeout IPA though, which has much more flavor even though it's still loaded with hops.

I love this thread and gwj. Pencon was wesome, loved meeting all the folks. I love my girl, there's somthign to be said about drivign 7 hours to meet up with folks, getting a king sized bed and heart shaped jacuszzi (thanks other people in silversmith house!) and not even getting in the jacuuzze because we both want to go play video games and be with peopel every hour of the day.

Also, gonna go for boogle.

Also, met boogfle this weekeng and drank his beer. Thank you boogle.

For boogle.