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You mean it doesn't add bacon by default? What the Hell kind of heart attack burger is that?

ccesarano wrote:

You mean it doesn't add bacon by default? What the Hell kind of heart attack burger is that?

"light"

I've started making all of my ground beef burgers with an egg. Most of the time I just have meat, cheese, egg, and barbeque sauce on the burger. Bacon is on the side because it tends to fall out of the burger when it's eaten with a fork and knife.

Eggs are regularly added to meatloaf so it's never seemed strange to me to be on top of a burger.

Grease is great for a stomach filled with acid in the morning, though you may fall asleep 10 minutes later.

garion333 wrote:

you may fall asleep 10 minutes later.

Best hangover cure ever.

LiquidMantis wrote:
garion333 wrote:

you may fall asleep 10 minutes later.

Best hangover cure ever.

QFT

LiquidMantis wrote:
garion333 wrote:

you may fall asleep 10 minutes later.

Best hangover cure ever.

Thank you for bringing this thread back on track

I just want y'all to know I put a fried egg on my homemade burger tonight. That's what's up.

kincher skolfax wrote:

I just want y'all to know I put a fried egg on my homemade burger tonight. That's what's up.

That sounds eerily like you're actually talking about cars and dinosaurs.

garion333 wrote:
kincher skolfax wrote:

I just want y'all to know I put a fried egg on my homemade burger tonight. That's what's up.

That sounds eerily like you're actually talking about cars and dragons.

Delerat wrote:
garion333 wrote:
kincher skolfax wrote:

I just want y'all to know I put a fried egg on my homemade burger tonight. That's what's up.

That sounds eerily like you're actually talking about cars and dragons.

Speaking of which, would you like to see my DeviantArt page?

kincher skolfax wrote:
Delerat wrote:
garion333 wrote:
kincher skolfax wrote:

I just want y'all to know I put a fried egg on my homemade burger tonight. That's what's up.

That sounds eerily like you're actually talking about cars and dragons.

Speaking of which, would you like to see my DeviantArt page?

Ask me again when I'm drunk
*looks at thread title*
waaaait a minute....

Fried egg and chili. Now you're in business.

kincher skolfax wrote:

I just want y'all to know I put a fried egg on my homemade burger tonight. That's what's up.

ONE OF US!! ONE OF US!!!

I'm hungry...

Delerat wrote:
garion333 wrote:
kincher skolfax wrote:

I just want y'all to know I put a fried egg on my homemade burger tonight. That's what's up.

That sounds eerily like you're actually talking about cars and dragons.

Crap. Thanks. I was drinking last night so perhaps I let a bit of my own personal tastes shine through.

garion333 wrote:
Delerat wrote:
garion333 wrote:
kincher skolfax wrote:

I just want y'all to know I put a fried egg on my homemade burger tonight. That's what's up.

That sounds eerily like you're actually talking about cars and dragons.

Crap. Thanks. I was drinking last night so perhaps I let a bit of my own personal tastes shine through.

You guys should see his Cadillacs and Dinosaurs fan-fic. It's... detailed.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
garion333 wrote:
Delerat wrote:
garion333 wrote:
kincher skolfax wrote:

I just want y'all to know I put a fried egg on my homemade burger tonight. That's what's up.

That sounds eerily like you're actually talking about cars and dragons.

Crap. Thanks. I was drinking last night so perhaps I let a bit of my own personal tastes shine through.

You guys should see his Cadillacs and Dinosaurs fan-fic. It's... delicious.

Indeed.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Had a fried egg on some cheese enchiladas at a local place a few years ago. Thought it would be gross. Couldn't have been more wrong.

chili on scrambled eggs, too. sounds gross, so delicious...

cheesycrouton wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Had a fried egg on some cheese enchiladas at a local place a few years ago. Thought it would be gross. Couldn't have been more wrong.

chili on scrambled eggs, too. sounds gross, so delicious...

Hell, how about a chili omelet with a shot of bourbon?

This thread morphed from enabling drinking to enabling hang overs.
Are we in Cleveland yet?

Hobbes2099 wrote:

This thread morphed from enabling drinking to enabling hang overs.
Is the Cuyahoga on fire again? :D

FTFY.

ianunderhill wrote:
Hobbes2099 wrote:

This thread morphed from enabling drinking to enabling hang overs.
Is the Cuyahoga on fire again? :D

FTFY.

IMAGE(http://guymanningham.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Great-Lakes-Burning-River.jpg)

That's always been my second-favorite joke by Great Lakes Brewing. The first is, of course, Lake Erie Monster, what with Lake Erie being so shallow and all.

Man, I couldn't find Lake Erie Monster at all this summer.

ianunderhill wrote:

That's always been my second-favorite joke by Great Lakes Brewing. The first is, of course, Lake Erie Monster, what with Lake Erie being so shallow and all.

Man, I couldn't find Lake Erie Monster at all this summer. :(

Next year say the word. Trade you some.

Edit: Actually, I'll look around, I bet I can still find some.

oilypenguin wrote:
ianunderhill wrote:

That's always been my second-favorite joke by Great Lakes Brewing. The first is, of course, Lake Erie Monster, what with Lake Erie being so shallow and all.

Man, I couldn't find Lake Erie Monster at all this summer. :(

Next year say the word. Trade you some.

Edit: Actually, I'll look around, I bet I can still find some.

I appreciate the offer, but between the narcotics they've currently got me on and the bowel-changing surgery due next week...um, beer isn't in the cards anytime soon, so don't waste your time.

Damn it, the one time you'll hear me say, "Don't find me tasty beer. Please."

ianunderhill wrote:
oilypenguin wrote:
ianunderhill wrote:

That's always been my second-favorite joke by Great Lakes Brewing. The first is, of course, Lake Erie Monster, what with Lake Erie being so shallow and all.

Man, I couldn't find Lake Erie Monster at all this summer. :(

Next year say the word. Trade you some.

Edit: Actually, I'll look around, I bet I can still find some.

I appreciate the offer, but between the narcotics they've currently got me on and the bowel-changing surgery due next week...um, beer isn't in the cards anytime soon, so don't waste your time.

Damn it, the one time you'll hear me say, "Don't find me tasty beer. Please."

Will you be off chemo for Dark Lord Day?

wordsmythe wrote:
ianunderhill wrote:
oilypenguin wrote:
ianunderhill wrote:

That's always been my second-favorite joke by Great Lakes Brewing. The first is, of course, Lake Erie Monster, what with Lake Erie being so shallow and all.

Man, I couldn't find Lake Erie Monster at all this summer. :(

Next year say the word. Trade you some.

Edit: Actually, I'll look around, I bet I can still find some.

I appreciate the offer, but between the narcotics they've currently got me on and the bowel-changing surgery due next week...um, beer isn't in the cards anytime soon, so don't waste your time.

Damn it, the one time you'll hear me say, "Don't find me tasty beer. Please."

Will you be off chemo for Dark Lord Day?

I have yet to go to my beer shop (beere shoppe) but I've been striking out so far.

Yeas, Dark Lord Day is coming up. Hmmm.

Hooookay, gotta ask...what the eff is Dark Lord Day?

CptDomano wrote:

Hooookay, gotta ask...what the eff is Dark Lord Day?

Isn't that the anniversary of when Lord Voldemort was reborn*?

*The traditional gifts of bone of the father (unknowingly given), flesh of the servant (willingly sacrificed) and blood of the enemy (forcibly taken) have largely been replaced by cheese trays and writing implements.