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Sorry, that was just a long-winded way of asking if what you type referred to your beverage of choice this evening. With my still taking powerful narcotics every few hours to curb the pain of abdominal distension, I'm presently living vicariously through the boozing of others. Which I guess is good, because that's at least an indicator that I miss the taste as much or more than the buzz. Anyway.

Yukon Jack sounds right.

I try to keep the typos there in order for it to be authentic. I actually rewrote typos I started to correct.

But I forgot Shalalm Baskur! Aaadlfjkasdfl;kasjdfl;j

I'll remember it at Escapist Expo.

ianunderhill wrote:

Sorry, that was just a long-winded way of asking if what you type referred to your beverage of choice this evening.

In that case I was drinking Firestone Yukon Jack apropos? IPA. I've since migrated to Evan Williams bourbon since a nice single malt isn't in the budget for tonight's libations. Oh, and that was far from long-winded.

THE FUTURE

I like Evan Williams Honey Reserve. Yes indeedy.

I think I have a preference for Irish whiskeys though. Tullamore Due is flavorful enough without being overpowering.

I can't remember the last time I was drunk. That sounds fun.

Christmas?

damn responsibilities.

Slowly sipping a glass of Port. That's about my limit.

Prozac wrote:

Slowly sipping a glass of Port. That's about my limit.

That sounds exactly like what a dictator does. Image still intact. Well played, sir.

I feel lame. I fell asleep on the couch at 7PM and everyone else had fun with booze..

oilypenguin wrote:

I can't remember the last time I was drunk. That sounds fun.

Christmas?

damn responsibilities.

I remember Christmas.

I'm not driving this year, by the way.

Last time I got drunk I don't recall getting from the bar to the hotel. It was Mom's wedding. My wife had to run out and said "Don't leave". Well, I left. I blame Dr Awkward as apparently his was the van I hopped into to get to the hotel. After getting to the hotel everyone was in my suite. All I wanted to do was throw up but there were way too many people there. Once everyone left I finally was able to get some time to vomit and passed out on the bed. What I don't remember is my wife coming in to make sure I was alright an hour after they left (they all went to the pool). My answer was "the room smells like flowers". Odd answer as the room sure didn't smell like flowers! After a 2 hour nap I got up, ate some awesome greasy diner food, and hung out with everyone for the night.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

THE FUTURE

Spoiler:

It's the Undiscovered Country.

NSMike wrote:
oilypenguin wrote:

I can't remember the last time I was drunk. That sounds fun.

Christmas?

damn responsibilities.

I remember Christmas.

I'm not driving this year, by the way.

That's fair. I think I might need to be your DD for at least another year to even that out.

oilypenguin wrote:

That's fair. I think I might need to be your DD for at least another year to even that out.

After last night, the idea of drinking again does not seem like a good one to me.

NSMike wrote:
oilypenguin wrote:

That's fair. I think I might need to be your DD for at least another year to even that out.

After last night, the idea of drinking again does not seem like a good one to me.

If a horse throws you, you gotta get back in that saddle.

oilypenguin wrote:
NSMike wrote:
oilypenguin wrote:

That's fair. I think I might need to be your DD for at least another year to even that out.

After last night, the idea of drinking again does not seem like a good one to me.

If a horse throws you, you gotta get back in that saddle.

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LlI drank shots that were bubblegum and also nerds. They were so yummy!! Now I will have to sleep it off! I'm on a phon. I ate a burger with egg on it!!

Radical Ans wrote:

LlI drank shots that were bubblegum and also nerds. They were so yummy!! Now I will have to sleep it off! I'm on a phon. I ate a burger with egg on it!!

This is my new favourite quote right now. The ending makes me laugh because it sounds like you're being adventurous.

Fried Egg on a Burger = one of those things that sounds gross but has me all "Why is this not a standard part of cheeseburgers?"

I am extremely impressed that I posted that. I was nearly passed out drunk on a futon at my buddy's place on a phone with a broken touch screen that will freak out if you touch the wrong place.

Also, a fried egg on a burger is probably the greatest treat you can give yourself. SOOOO GOOD!

Radical Ans wrote:

Also, a fried egg on a burger is probably the greatest treat you can give yourself. SOOOO GOOD!

I can vouch for this statement.

Blind_Evil wrote:
Radical Ans wrote:

Also, a fried egg on a burger is probably the greatest treat you can give yourself. SOOOO GOOD!

I can vouch for this statement.

Same here, it's standard on the burgers we make at home.
Except that the egg is not fried all the way through, so that when you take a big bite into the yolk, it is still runny and explodes in your mouth.

Falchion wrote:
Blind_Evil wrote:
Radical Ans wrote:

Also, a fried egg on a burger is probably the greatest treat you can give yourself. SOOOO GOOD!

I can vouch for this statement.

Same here, it's standard on the burgers we make at home.
Except that the egg is not fried all the way through, so that when you take a big bite into the yolk, it is still runny and explodes in your mouth.

It's even better as a hangover "cure".

Falchion wrote:
Blind_Evil wrote:
Radical Ans wrote:

Also, a fried egg on a burger is probably the greatest treat you can give yourself. SOOOO GOOD!

I can vouch for this statement.

Same here, it's standard on the burgers we make at home.
Except that the egg is not fried all the way through, so that when you take a big bite into the yolk, it is still runny and explodes in your mouth.

Yolk explosions are the best part. Nothing like chicken juice to make your burger teh yumms!

Had a fried egg on some cheese enchiladas at a local place a few years ago. Thought it would be gross. Couldn't have been more wrong.

I went to a close friends wedding yesterday and hoped that I might get drunk enough to post here afterwards. That didn't end up happening because I didn't have the money to pay the outrageous prices at the bar.

At the local pub, the burger with the egg is called "the heartattack burger".

Gimpy_Butzke wrote:

I went to a close friends wedding yesterday and hoped that I might get drunk enough to post here afterwards. That didn't end up happening because I didn't have the money to pay the outrageous prices at the bar.

That would never happen at my wedding. I promise you that.

garion333 wrote:
Gimpy_Butzke wrote:

I went to a close friends wedding yesterday and hoped that I might get drunk enough to post here afterwards. That didn't end up happening because I didn't have the money to pay the outrageous prices at the bar.

That would never happen at my wedding. I promise you that.

Cool. When are you getting married?

Also, I plan on visiting my recently married friends in the next few weeks once things calm down for them. When I do get to see them I will definitely get pretty hammered.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

At the local pub, the burger with the egg is called "the heartattack burger".

One local pub has the heartattack egg sandwich; which is the same thing all y'alls talking about— egg sandwich with a patty-o-beef. Add praline bacon for extra-carotid artery goodness.