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kexx wrote:

i wen ttothis premiérfo fo Martha Higareda thatwascop psate btwe, shemignginifcentbobs andaesome

"I went to this premier of Martha Higareda (that was copy-paste, btw), she has magnificent boobs and is awesome."

(i.e. her name was copied and pasted and that's why it's spelled correctly)

Funny how he managed to paste just what was needed and we didn't get any left overs from searching "nude pics Martha Higareda riding small fnery beast"

oMonarca wrote:

Funny how he managed to paste just what was needed and we didn't get any left overs from searching "nude pics Martha Higareda riding small fnery beast"

That search led me to a pathetically small number of responses. Need moar pics!

Apparently, shame, restraint, willpower, responsibility, and self-control are foreign concepts for me...and i´m only done with meeting #2....all I have to say is if my laptop could think, it would think "this dude up here, yeah he´s gonna barf on me any second now"...

Shalalm Baskur everyone, happy thursday...

garion333 wrote:
oMonarca wrote:

Funny how he managed to paste just what was needed and we didn't get any left overs from searching "nude pics Martha Higareda riding small fnery beast"

That search led me to a pathetically small number of responses. Need moar pics!

The internet's pretty limited if I can still conjure up scenarios that don't translate into tons of pictures, articles and/or paid sites facilitating the accrual of credit card debt in order to access the forbidden habitats our innermost peeping tom wanders in.

EDIT: Happy hangover, o' prophet.

Due to Kexx's ability to find this thread, yet barely correctly operate a keyboard, I have to believe that there are about six shortcuts to this thread on his desktop in a clump.

I think it's his home page.

NSMike wrote:

Due to Kexx's ability to find this thread, yet barely correctly operate a keyboard, I have to believe that there are about six shortcuts to this thread on his desktop in a clump.

Controlling the mouse to double click proves harder each time...

This thread is great for generating timeless signatures (sigs).

oMonarca wrote:

Happy hangover, o' prophet.

An Irish prophet?

I think it's sort of a gift of the Cult of Frapulisism - being able to post when you can't even count to 1. But only as long as it's for maximum next-day, having to face the music mileage. I'm still finding places I managed to embarrass myself from.

spider_j wrote:
oMonarca wrote:

Happy hangover, o' prophet.

An Irish prophet?

They are great drinkers after all.

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shalalm baskur

I thought this would be a good test of the Nexus 7's new Google Voice Assitant, so I read aloud these magical, timeless words. Here's what the voice assistant came up with:

Yes sweety,; apostrophe this quotes test test read that we'll. Ill go deep pounding lol just woke up already as we age 3 x does that begin d a call. Amen mean I'm freaking 430 years old edmonton I am must not be the food should I buy how do you be home he's a bestie dash while pregnant. I made out with the beanery show movie and check and the name on real food what was a good mmm good friend of mine. Period. Count parentheses hello semi: l o l o l herb new in new city I'm cool drunk joe it will go. Period. Shalom bhaskar

Puce Moose wrote:

good mmm good friend of mine

This is how I want to describe my good friends from now on.

"I made out with the beanery show movie" is my winner.

ClockworkHouse wrote:

But somehow I doubt that anything involved with Quintin has much in the way of balls. Testicles go last where he's concerned.

I've played Fiasco with QStone. It was an all-testicle affair.

More accurately, a one-testicle affair. One very fuzzy testicle.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

More accurately, a one-testicle affair. One very fuzzy testicle.

"Ah-HA! The coconut is finally out of the bag!" - third-string supervillain

ianunderhill wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:

More accurately, a one-testicle affair. One very fuzzy testicle.

"Ah-HA! The coconut is finally out of the bag!" - third-string supervillain

Is this where I link to lyrics for Stephen Lynch's Half a Man?

Wow, just discovered this thread. Pure EPICness!! I'd been seeing Shalalm Baskur's all over the forums and never knew what it was... until now. Fan Frickin Tastic!

And Baskur al Shalalm to you all!

soonerjudd wrote:

Wow, just discovered this thread. Pure EPICness!! I'd been seeing Shalalm Baskur's all over the forums and never knew what it was... until now. Fan Frickin Tastic!

And Baskur al Shalalm to you all!

Pfft. You weren't even drunk when you posted this. Try again.

garion333 wrote:
soonerjudd wrote:

Wow, just discovered this thread. Pure EPICness!! I'd been seeing Shalalm Baskur's all over the forums and never knew what it was... until now. Fan Frickin Tastic!

And Baskur al Shalalm to you all!

Pfft. Ypy wern''t even drunknk whe,n you posted thisa. Tryt agin/. :p

KrazyTacoFO wrote:
garion333 wrote:
soonerjudd wrote:

Wow, just discovered this thread. Pure EPICness!! I'd been seeing Shalalm Baskur's all over the forums and never knew what it was... until now. Fan Frickin Tastic!

And Baskur al Shalalm to you all!

Pfft. Ypy wern''t even drunknk whe,n you posted thisa. Tryt agin/. :p

I just realized we need a version of this

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With more bad rum and good whisky and less blood.

Less blood would be optional.

I don't know why I didn't post this sooner.

IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/WZfKZ.jpg)

As a non-drinker is it slightly wrong that i'm disappointed that i will never post in this thread in a state like Kexx?

Cayne wrote:

As a non-drinker is it slightly wrong that i'm disappointed that i will never post in this thread in a state like Kexx?

There are other... ways.

How do you feel about spending a lot of time around open bottles of turpentine?

As a heavy drinker, I'm not sure I'll be able to post in this thread in a state like Kexx...

Cayne wrote:

As a non-drinker is it slightly wrong that i'm disappointed that i will never post in this thread in a state like Kexx?

I can't drink due to health reasons, and that makes me sad for the same reason. However, the other night I got a morphine shot at the hospital, and was floating. Apparently, Jen says I kept begging for a keyboard so I could "finally talk to Kexx!"

She thought I was delirious, videoed my drugged state for future entertainment, and told me to sleep.

trichy wrote:
Cayne wrote:

As a non-drinker is it slightly wrong that i'm disappointed that i will never post in this thread in a state like Kexx?

I can't drink due to health reasons, and that makes me sad for the same reason. However, the other night I got a morphine shot at the hospital, and was floating. Apparently, Jen says I kept begging for a keyboard so I could "finally talk to Kexx!"

She thought I was delirious, videoed my drugged state for future entertainment, and told me to sleep.