Frarkin frogohs frapulisim wste doior

muttonchop wrote:
kexx wrote:

All I remember is walking at around 5am looking for a cab with her, and she taking her shirt off in the middle of the street, then putting her jacket on. You know, to try to sway me into her trap.

So I guess that makes it a
IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/zSq67.jpg)
...booby trap?
IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/KFxA8.jpg)

Bra-freakin-vo!

1Dgaf wrote:

"First I expose your breasts. Now I cover them. What the Lord takes with one hand, he honks with the other. Shalalm baskur."

I read that story differently.

I thought Kexx took her shirt off in the middle the street, then gave her his jacket as a display of gallantry.

I'm not joking. I remember thinking it was quite strange behaviour, not entirely pleasant.

EDIT:

I deleted it, then it went back in. Now it has been made better.

The best sexy times start with hockey antics.

1Dgaf wrote:

I read that story differently.

I thought Kexx took her shirt off in the middle the street, then gave her his jacket as a display of gallantry.

I'm not joking. I remember thinking it was quite strange behaviour, not entirely pleasant.

EDIT:

I deleted it, then it went back in. Now it has been made better.

Oh no. It was as its stated. She took her shirt off, then she put her jacket on, kept nothing underneath said jacket, zipped up to mid. From what I remember, not as awesome as it sounds.

What really shocks me is I still had somewhat coherence enough to turn my computer on, log in, and post the post. That takes tremendous amounts of coordination. Don't know how I pulled that off. Not that I pulled it off elegantly or anything...

EDIT: Still can't decipher what the Thread Title was supposed to be.

EDIT: Still think Shalalm Baskur sounds awesome.

Cant wait for the 'Kexx - Choose Your Tag' thread!

93_confirmed wrote:

Cant wait for the 'Kexx - Choose Your Tag' thread!

Gotta say, Shalalm Baskur right now is pretty high up there...

So I passed this by a couple times thinking it was spam. Then I saw Kexx posted it.

Gin. It's a powerful drug.

The Baskur-kartuli manuscript explores the mystical relationship described in ancient Georgian fertility rituals first introduced by the nomadic Kartuli people of western India.

He who reads from this book shall be the harbinger of the Mayan Apocalypse. Or just make it to second base. The prophecies are not certain.

I don't think I've read a thread so great as this since:

1) Someone had a box in the attic and there was a huge deal about opening it to see what was inside (I forget who had the box)
2) My highly unintentional "Space is an issue" chair thread

This is a quality thread. Good work all

Hats off to ya for owning it, kexx. I've been there.

I came to delete spam, I stayed for this (quoted so he can't alter it further):

kexx wrote:

yepi,;' this [pois tehthatth thred that weill.ll go dpown i hisrotory as thj threaxd that fickin di itall.ÄMENn

i 'm freakingh 430yrsol adnd i'[m'm not bitli stt shmed bou t beung hdis abesti- while present. imadeout wih thus bnery chubbbby fchick and thenen i realizdfggg ut was a goodm griend of mine...count[l;lll erbnew inune saty i'm tooo drunksjo iw will go...
shalalm baskur

UPDATE: Went out on drinking binge with some friends. I was as surprised as you to find this thread created. This is the result of mixing good Whisky with bad Rum.

Shalalm Baskur, everyone.

I say we must start in-person drinking/toasting traditions for GWJ. This must be part of it.

"Frarkin frogohs" is the new "Lorem ipsum". So say we all.

I've just noticed the A in AMEN has an umlaut. I can't find an umlaut on my computer intentionally.

I think this thread is shopped. I've seen a few in my time.

ÄËÏÖÜ

This thread delivers.

muttonchop wrote:
kexx wrote:

All I remember is walking at around 5am looking for a cab with her, and she taking her shirt off in the middle of the street, then putting her jacket on. You know, to try to sway me into her trap.

So I guess that makes it a
IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/zSq67.jpg)
...booby trap?
IMAGE(http://i.imgur.com/KFxA8.jpg)

My life is just a steady downward slope from here on in.

Can't stop laughing at this post.
I'll get some details from my bro as soon as he's in a better condition.
Seems kexx is ready to be tagged.

I can't, for the life of me, imagine how he managed to punch in his password after seeing what the alcohol did to his typing abilities.

Hobbes2099 wrote:

Can't stop laughing at this post.
I'll get some details from my bro as soon as he's in a better condition.
Seems kexx is ready to be tagged.

I can't, for the life of me, imagine how he managed to punch in his password after seeing what the alcohol did to his typing abilities.

What, you don't have all your logins automatically remembered so you can go on a drunken stupor posting or *shudder* shopping spree?

Had I not enabled autologin, imagine what we've all could've missed out on...

I think I'm most disappointed that you're not 430.

kexx didn't confine himself to this thread...

kexx wrote:

therslike afrekin mapfuntion onthe main menue, wtf u blindbd peps?

From the ME 3 catch all.

kexx wrote:

ÄËÏÖÜ :)

Hello??

Oh, sorry, i thought i heard my name from in here...

This thread has made my weekend.

spider_j wrote:

kexx didn't confine himself to this thread...

kexx wrote:

therslike afrekin mapfuntion onthe main menue, wtf u blindbd peps?

From the ME 3 catch all.

This one I think I can translate.

"There's like a frekin malfunction on the main menu, wtf u blind peeps?"

Though I prefer

"There's like a frekin African map function on the main menue for blind peeps, wtf?"

"There's an African malfunction on the main menu for blind peeps. WTF you?"

Duoae wrote:
kexx wrote:

ÄËÏÖÜ :)

Hello??

Oh, sorry, i thought i heard my name from in here...


This thread is awesome. Thanks drunken Kexx!

I'm just glad the next-day update wasn't from the hospital.

ShalalmBaskur is my Battletag for Diablo 3.