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My nephew drowned in a hunting accident a few months ago. I m so f*cking angry. I'm so not over it. I need a billion more beers.

Enjoying a. Ight out. Not drunk enough to spell this bad. Mostly sh*tty thumb recognition. At a brewery. Feels food

Hobear wrote:

At a brewery. Feels food

Must be a brewpub, then.

Or a food fetish establishment. No judgement allowed.

SallyNasty wrote:

Or a food fetish establishment. No judgement allowed.

He said AT a brewery, not IN a brewery.

Dakuna wrote:

My nephew drowned in a hunting accident a few months ago. I m so f*cking angry. I'm so not over it. I need a billion more beers.

Oh god, that's awful.

Wine is good! Love you guys!

Pro tip:

One of these...

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... just about fits into one of these...

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Perfect for the beach!

Is that a dry or sweet Riesling? I'm a big fan of dry Rieslings.

PaladinTom wrote:

Pro tip:

One of these...

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... just about fits into one of these...

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Perfect for the beach!

My wife got me one of these for Christmas:
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I've christened it "Wine Sack" - I also have a bit I'm developing about it.

"Do you like wine, but feel that it's just too classy for you?"

" You need WINE SACK - all the fun of wine with none of the froofiness. Wine Sack is perfect for all your under-hedge drinking needs. Gutter-compatible, Wine Sack will turn your teeth even more purple than they already are."

"WINE SACK - don't let your shameful lack of class get between you and purple puke."

Wembley wrote:

Is that a dry or sweet Riesling? I'm a big fan of dry Rieslings.

Very sweet. I prefer dry too but my wife loves this.

I am at the beer bourbon and bbq frst in a aleig and I have had at lleast ast 16-20 oz of alwjiskeu of various kind and I am super drunk

The!3/5 freedom is posting without lettingUtocorrotje do what it does and Hausa let your letltrtiers do the talkingZ

What the duck am I saying this su is hialrjeiys and I can’t cell what you aka saying NC. Yeah iris funny anyways.

SNeaking mixed drinks tinto the community pool for day drinking and hanging with friends is the best! SHallalalalalm BASKURINO!

I literally have no memory of posting here. I really have no idea how I even found it in the state I was in.

I do remember posting to twitter, and that was fun.

Anyways, I was a good boy and I drank an ass-ton of water by the end of that night and I had absolutely no hangover. Yay me!

SU&mmer iouting pary 2018!!! WOOO!@

Have fun at your routing party? Move them packets.

It was our Summer Outing. Upscale bar that has great food and really cool dart setups called Flight Club.

Thia thead should be easier to find when you've been drinking! Also, I have gotten pretty good at making anna Kournikova, which is what I call a whitw Russian with skim milk.

Love you all! Even q stone!

It was hard to believe you were drunk until that last part!

Sober enough to type this but drunk enough to make out with a co-worker. This is gonna end badly.

Grenn wrote:

Sober enough to type this but drunk enough to make out with a co-worker. This is gonna end badly.

Avatar checks out.

Hrdina wrote:
Grenn wrote:

Sober enough to type this but drunk enough to make out with a co-worker. This is gonna end badly.

Avatar checks out.

Yup.
But now we just HAVE to know what happened.

tboon wrote:

It was hard to believe you were drunk until that last part!

Ha! Auto-correct helps hide the drunk.

She works the front desk. Work sponsored happy hour last night. Ciders and sliders. A bunch of us stayed late. I was pretty tipsy. She was pretty hammered. Kind of being cornered by another co-worker. I know she wasn't interested in him. I kept making sure they weren't alone together, but being funnydrunk about it. We go outside with another buddy of mine from work. They both live on the south side so he'll make sure she's ok on the orange line. We pause so she can have a cigarette. The other guy says he really need to piss and get another glass of water, so he goes back up to the 43rd floor (our offices in the building). Just her and I waiting for the other guy. We're talking. Buddy calls me and says he forgot to come back and is already on the orange line. We scold him and sit there and talk a bit more about how incredibly wrong for each other we are. I order her a Lyft. I hit confirm and she leans in and we spend the rest of the time making out. The car gets there and she says, "I'm going to ruin you." I go home and drink lots of water and take a few ibuprofen and post here and then go to bed at 9:30.

To sum up: she's about 8 years younger than me, she loves pot (I don't), she smokes (I don't), we have virtually nothing in common, she's a brat (self-proclaimed), I don't really want anything serious, I have no idea what she wants, she's currently very hung over (I'm not), and we have yet to talk in the harsh light of day. It's going to be an interesting day.

Do we need a Grenn's space age soap opera thread now?

Hobear wrote:

Do we need a Grenn's space age soap opera thread now?

Yes.

Wooo. Drank some. Play stree t fightyt. Lahdbilung.

Merry lahdbilung to you too