Frarkin frogohs frapulisim wste doior

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shalalm baskur

UPDATE: Went out on drinking binge with some friends. I was as surprised as you to find this thread created. This is the result of mixing good Whisky with bad Rum.

Shalalm Baskur, everyone.

Yes, I do believe you are to drunk

Kiri wrote:

Yes, I do believe you are to drunk :)

Yeah, pretty much what I was thinking.

St.Hillary wrote:
Kiri wrote:

Yes, I do believe you are to drunk :)

Yeah, pretty much what I was thinking.

Cut him some slack, he had to type all of that on his phone while driving.

Watch out for that truck.

Ahh. A night out with Mex, MDMA, and tequilla.

[size=40]The old ones are coming[/size]

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Forum police!

We need to breathalyse you. Please breath into your webcam until I say stop.

I'll bet there's a code buried in there. Could this be the start of the long awaited Goodjer ARG?

And then what happened? Don't leave us hanging bro!

Scratched wrote:

[size=40]The old ones are coming[/size]

I've been here quite a while. Btw, not sure if you did this intentionally, but you made your font size 40. Nice one.

I think this is one of those threads that needs to be pinned to the top of the forum forever.

Higgledy wrote:

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Forum police!

We need to breathalyse you. Please breath into your webcam until I say stop.

Hot. Lemme go grab my lube.

And here I thought his posting in the ME3 thread was interesting...

Commandments. Immediately.

MechaSlinky wrote:

I think this is one of those threads that needs to be pinned to the top of the forum forever.

Well, obviously. It says right at the top that this will go down in history as the thread that f*cking did it all. (loose translation)

Ämen.

I'm just amazed that he managed to get an umlaut on that A up there. Anyway, I think he got hammered and made out with a good friend of his and it could get pretty awkward. I think.

I thought I saw the word chubby in there too. It looks like the goggles might have been on also.

What's the secret to living 430 years?

Alcohol.
Obviously.

I spent my twenties both speaking and interpreting this particular dialect of Internet. Here's my best shot.

I'm freaking 40 years old and I'm not (unknown) (unknown) ashamed about being this (unknown) while present. I made out with this very chubby chick and then I realized it was a good friend of mine...count. I'll never (unknown) say I'm too drunk so I will go...

It's like having Google Translate turn something into Portuguese then Japanese then back to English, but it's the best I can do.

Doesn't google have a drunk translator?
If not he should have just had a friend translate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67B8e...

I'm a bit worried about the word "count" myself.

Mind you, most of my posts would look like that without autocorrect.

So I was walking along and singing my song... Checking out the GWJs... And found this...

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This is why GWJ is the best community on the net. Not only for the silliness of the above but the kind-hearted words of the commentators that followed.

Scratched wrote:

[size=40]The old ones are coming[/size]

There is coffee everywhere. I blame you.

Where is the button where I can reach through the internet and flip him on his side so he doesn't choke on his own vomit?

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Strangeblades wrote:

So I was walking along and singing my song... Checking out the GWJs... And found this...

IMAGE(http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab221/Strangeblades/miscellaneous/Capture.png)

This is why GWJ is the best community on the net. Not only for the silliness of the above but the kind-hearted words of the commentators that followed.

At first I thought Frarkin frogohs frapulisim wste doior was some serious magic hooey-booey. Then I clicked and I found Kexx laying down the magical smack on all of us. We be spellerized yo! Run for dem hills!

Boy, I bet he's got great stories of the American Revolution and the Civil War. We should definitely hit him up for some once he's recovered.

Might be a couple days, though, that looks like a hell of a bender.

So, anybody know a good hangover remedy? It sounds like kexx is going to need one in a little while.

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