Garden Ninja! Choose your tag!

LouZiffer wrote:

Crouching Tiger Lily, Hidden Snapdragon

I kind of like this one.

FSeven wrote:

Fruit who?

Fruit Ninja is my bitch

Common or

Get off my lawn
Gardenicus Ninjutsui

Oh man, there are a bunch of great ideas here. I'm paring them down to a not-so-shortlist. I'll probably wait until Sunday to give time for more ideas, then post the shortlist and put it to a vote.

Kusa Shinobi

Ok, knocked it down to an actual shortlist.

  • Blood helps it grow
  • Botanical Assassin
  • Crouching Tiger Lily, Hidden Snapdragon
  • Get off my lawn
  • Green hands, bloody thumbs
  • Those petunias never saw me coming
  • vs. Sod Samurai

I'll take whichever one gets the most votes before whenever-I-check-the-thread AM on Wednesday.

Can we vote for more than one? If so, I'll vote for my own suggestion that made the cut: Those petunias never saw me coming.

And I'll also cast a vote for Botanical Assassin.

I like number six but with a period at the end.

tuffalobuffalo wrote:

Gratz!

A Shrubbery!
Stealthily Pruning

Tring bring on the ring .. bring ring in the ring

Garden Furniture

7

I'm late to the party, but:

Ryu Hyabusha

I'd suggest Ninja Garden, but, well, yeah.

Bushwhacker

Weed Whacker

Weed Killer

Meh, I suck at these. I vote "Get off my lawn"

"Fruit Assassin"

Congrats.

Obvious spammer wrote:

Garden Furniture
Bring ring in the ring

Oddly, these aren't half-bad suggestions.

Get. Off. My. Lawn.

A few late submissions...

Harvesting Souls Since ____
Tilling You Softly
Genetically Modified Badass
USDA Certified Organic Death
Composting The Corpses of Lesser Men

93_confirmed wrote:

Tilling You Softly

Excellent.

Grats, buddy!

Jolly Green Killer!
Super Shrubbery!
Shrub-tastic!
Not a Vegan!

Thanks guys!

Ach! You're messing up my vote thing with your excellent late submissions! :razz:Ach! You're messing up my vote thing with your excellent late submissions!

Ok, increased shortlist, and I'll keep voting open until I stop seeing good submissions.

  • Blood helps it grow
  • Botanical Assassin [+1]
  • Composting The Corpses of Lesser Men
  • Crouching Tiger Lily, Hidden Snapdragon
  • Genetically Modified Badass
  • Get off my lawn [+2] (Variant: Get. Off. My. Lawn)
  • Green hands, bloody thumbs
  • Jolly Green Killer!
  • Those petunias never saw me coming. [+2]
  • Tilling You Softly
  • USDA Certified Organic Death
  • vs. Sod Samurai [+1]
MeatMan wrote:

Can we vote for more than one? If so, I'll vote for my own suggestion that made the cut: Those petunias never saw me coming.

And I'll also cast a vote for Botanical Assassin.

Sure.

Do you like Sho Kosugi movies?

Spray for Death
Blind Fernery
Raised Bed of Honor

Another vote for "Get Off My Lawn"

Dr_Awkward wrote:
93_confirmed wrote:

Tilling You Softly

Excellent.

I change my vote.

Dr_Awkward wrote:
93_confirmed wrote:

Tilling You Softly

Excellent.

+1

mrtomaytohead wrote:
Dr_Awkward wrote:
93_confirmed wrote:

Tilling You Softly

Excellent.

+1

Also +1

or is that +2?

I'm so confused....

by my count, "Tilling You Softly" is at +4 right now.

Garden Ninja wrote:

by my count, "Tilling You Softly" is at +4 right now.

Add one more to that.

+1: Crouching Tiger Lily, Hidden Snapdragon

Garden Ninja wrote:

by my count, "Tilling You Softly" is at +4 right now.

Toss another vote on the bonfire. Very clever.

Tilling You Softly is at like +6 or +7 now I think. I'll leave it open for a bit longer, but unless there is a sudden spike in votes for other stuff, I think that wins.