Blood Bowl: GWJ Slap & Tickle League

Season 1 of the Slap & Tickle league is officially over. Congrats to Cayne and Prozac for their victories in each respective Tickle league. It's time to advance to season 2, but before we do that, I have to determine how many teams are going to participate in season 2. You have until Saturday, May 12th, to let me know if you're going to participate. After that date, I will figure out how many teams will be in the Slap league, and how many will be in the Tickle league. Please either post here if you wish to participate, or send me a PM on the boards here. Get to it!

I'm always up for more Blood Bowl.

Yup, The Clan of Urist shall return. I may have to take a forfeit or two if I'm in hospital with baby Prozac.

I'm afraid my racists will be sitting this next season out. I've been really flaky lately and the girls aren't even here yet so I'd hate to forfeit a lot if I don't have time for a game once they are here.

Catch you guys in season 3, I hope.

I'm in

If you've still got room I'm all for adding a new 1000TV lizard team into the league.

I'm in. I think you already have a pm.

I'm willing to put a team in each (like we do in GWJFFL) if you need to beef up the numbers.

Ok, so far we have:

Grumpicus
Cayne
Prozac
tboon
Chabuda
ChrisGwinn
Knightsabre
peedmyself
onewild
horatio sanz pantaloons

Only a few more days to get signed up! Get to it, people.

Ok, season 2 of the Slap and Tickle league is ready to start accepting teams. Here's the setup for season 2:


[size=26]GWJ Slap League[/size]
Double round robin, 2 playoff teams

Necrophobia - Cayne - Undead
The Clan of Urist - Prozac - Dwarf
Blodge FTW - Grumpicus - Amazon
LOLth Cats - ChrisGwinn - Dark Elf


[size=26]GWJ Tickle League[/size]
Round robin, 4 playoff teams

horatio sanz pantaloons
tboon
Chabuda
Knightsabre
peedmyself
onewild


The league titles listed above are what you need to search for in game. The password for both leagues is "goodjer". I've kicked out all the teams from the previous two Tickle leagues. For the tickle league, owners can submit brand new teams if they wish, for the Slap league, I'd prefer if the owners would use their original team, but if you really would like to use a new team, I'll ok it. If you have any questions, please let me know. Get those teams submitted so we can get started!

*UPDATE*

I'm still waiting on a few people to get their team applied for the Slap/Tickle league. If your name is listed below, you are one of the guilty ones that hasn't applied yet:


[size=26]GWJ Slap League[/size]
Double round robin, 2 playoff teams

The Clan of Urist - Prozac - Dwarf
Blodge FTW - Grumpicus - Amazon


[size=26]GWJ Tickle League[/size]
Round robin, 4 playoff teams

tboon
Knightsabre


Done.

Oops, sorry, thought I had done this. Applied.

Edit: This time even to the right league.

Done.

Slap and Tickle is now a go! Get to playing!

[size=26]GWJ Slap League[/size]

[size=24]Day 1[/size]
Blodge FTW vs Necrophobia
The Clan of Urist vs LOLth Cats


[size=26]GWJ Tickle League[/size]

[size=24]Day 1[/size]
Kickbadguy vs Prozac's Ex-Wives
Bashin' for beer! vs D'Kow War Rats
Roughing United vs eReptile Dysfunction

Just a note, I also updated the standings in the 3rd post of the thread, so if you need to know who coaches what team, it's listed up there. I've also made Prozac and Cayne commissioners in both leagues, so if a day needs advanced or a match needs validated and I'm not around, they can take care of it.

Cool, ok Bashin' for beer! (Nitesabre) when do you want your easy 2 points? If we can fit it in before Saturday night that would work best for me, as I'm at work early on Sunday, Monday and Tuesday (woot time and a half for bank holidays celebrating the fact a person managed to stay alive) Failing that it would have to be Tuesday evening or later

prozac...lets play some BB...I'm around this evening around sundown, est

I'll get home from work in about 12 hours from now... Guessing that'll miss your window of opportunity. Tomorrow is Saturday for me though and I should be around all day.

Hey Chabuda we're playing this week. The earliest I can get on is probably 7 or 8 PST, so weekends might work best. I should be around all weekend.

Apparently my roommate brought every disease known to man that she picked up from being a elementary school teacher and transported them into our humble abode. So, Tboon I'll be around all weekend living off soup and reveling in my fever dreams if you want to get our game in Saturday or Sunday.
Sent you a friend request on steam, the name is leopold_stotch. Just let me know when you want to play and I'll try to remember how to play this game and stay conscious at the same time. No promises though!

Prozac beat me 2-0 in our rematch from the finals. Surprisingly, no injuries on either side for the whole game. Can someone validate?

MNGwinn and I got our Slap league game in. The most amazing thing about this contest twixt Dwarves and Elves was that there was not a single injury!

The Clan of Urist will cry shamefully into their ale this eve at the total lack of blood as they console themselves with their 2-0 win.

Also, Laars, it doesn't look like I have admin rights on slap league. It's ready to advance.

horatio sanz pantaloons wrote:

Apparently my roommate brought every disease known to man that she picked up from being a elementary school teacher and transported them into our humble abode. So, Tboon I'll be around all weekend living off soup and reveling in my fever dreams if you want to get our game in Saturday or Sunday.
Sent you a friend request on steam, the name is leopold_stotch. Just let me know when you want to play and I'll try to remember how to play this game and stay conscious at the same time. No promises though!

I'll be around; I'll look you up. But I ignored your friend request without knowing who it was (before I read this thread), sorry. I went back but search could not find you. If you hit me up again I promise to accept it.

[size=26]GWJ Slap League[/size]

Pts (W-T-L)
3 (1-0-0) Necrophobia - Cayne - Undead
3 (1-0-0) The Clan of Urist - Prozac - Dwarf
O (0-0-1) Blodge FTW - Grumpicus - Amazon
O (0-0-1) LOLth Cats - MN Gwinn - Dark Elf

[size=24]Day 1[/size]
Blodge FTW 1, Necrophobia 2
The Clan of Urist 2, LOLth Cats O

[size=24]Day 2[/size]
The Clan of Urist vs Necrophobia
LOLth Cats vs Blodge FTW


[size=26]GWJ Tickle League[/size]

Pts (W-T-L)
0 (0-0-0) Prozac's Ex-Wives - peedmyself - Nurgle
0 (0-0-0) Roughing United - tboon - Orc
0 (0-0-0) D'Kow War Rats - onewild - Skaven
0 (0-0-0) Kickbadguy - Chabuda - Ogre
0 (0-0-0) eReptile Dysfunction - horatiosanzpantaaloons - Lizard
0 (0-0-0) Bashin' for beer! - Nitesabre - Dwarf

[size=24]Day 1[/size]
Kickbadguy vs Prozac's Ex-Wives
Bashin' for beer! vs D'Kow War Rats
Roughing United vs eReptile Dysfunction

Ok, Slap league has been advanced.

[size=26]GWJ Slap League[/size]

[size=24]Day 2[/size]
The Clan of Urist vs Necrophobia
LOLth Cats vs Blodge FTW

Prozac wrote:

Also, Laars, it doesn't look like I have admin rights on slap league. It's ready to advance.

Yeah, I forgot to add the [GWJ] part of your name in there. It should be corrected now, let me know if it still doesn't work.

tboon wrote:
horatio sanz pantaloons wrote:

Apparently my roommate brought every disease known to man that she picked up from being a elementary school teacher and transported them into our humble abode. So, Tboon I'll be around all weekend living off soup and reveling in my fever dreams if you want to get our game in Saturday or Sunday.
Sent you a friend request on steam, the name is leopold_stotch. Just let me know when you want to play and I'll try to remember how to play this game and stay conscious at the same time. No promises though!

I'll be around; I'll look you up. But I ignored your friend request without knowing who it was (before I read this thread), sorry. I went back but search could not find you. If you hit me up again I promise to accept it.

Sorry, since you rejected the request I cannot send you another one for a few weeks apparently. This is what we get for not accepting any and all friend requests from weirdos on the internet.
Anywho, you can just tell me if you have a date/time in mind when you want to get our match in and we can just meet up in game at an appointed time.

So Prozac's Ex-Wives met the barely literate Kickbadguy on the field tonight. Chabuda went up early with some stunty action to his left that left my defenders in the dust. The remainder of the first half was all blood, with one death and one injury on my side and (iirc) five injuries on Kick's side, including one ogre. There was no scoring for the remainder of the first half, though I did manage to complete a short pass!

Chabuda's luck went from bad to rock bottom, as his rolls went into the tank. One lucky kick to me let me get in the end zone fairly easily, though his snotlings did manage to hold me off for two or three rounds. Another bit of misfortune let me get in one more time. I got a blitz off on a kickoff and basically stole the ball away while his ogres largely went bone-headed. The game finished up 2-1 for me, with one rotter dead and one ogre dead, one rotter badly injured, one ogre badly injured, and six or seven snotlings with injuries of various severity. Luck was the deciding factor today, as after that first drive by Kickbadguy I was just hoping to eke out a tie.

Grumpicus beat me 1-0 last night in a game that's not very interesting to recap. Identical TVs. No injuries. One drive each half. Score on Grumpicus's last turn.

My -AV assassin punching bag continues his surprising streak of not dying.