So I'm bored in the SFO airport waiting for a flight home that's delayed. This isn't an original thought, but as I'm looking at all of the things a person can buy at an airport porn has to be the LEAST useful, no? Once you buy it you take it on the plane and... What? Maybe you could spritz on some cologne from the duty free shops. Or buy a laptop (I've seen these) and charge it up enough to type on it.
But Playboy, Hustler?