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Because Muttonchop asked for it.
Now that I think about it, I've got a rubber leg at home - maybe I'll try this out on the wife.
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I can't wait to see the stats of the next Welcome Perverts article.
Oh see how they stand
All proud in the wind
Glistening with sweat
Drawing stares left and right
To the tune of the Star Spangled Banner
If I could have one thing for Christmas this year, it would be a picture of Certis' face when he sees this thread. A second picture of him reading through it, slowly shaking his head and then saying to himself, "well what were you expecting, Shawn?" seems like too much to ask for.
<+Q-Stone> diaf, SallyN, my darling
<+Cloquette> SallyN: You are a lovely unicorn.
The quickest way to SallyNasty's heart is through a collectibles guide.
What happens when Samuel L. Jackson backs up into Jeff Goldblum's nipples?
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If I could have one thing for Christmas this year, it would be a picture of Certis' face when he sees this thread. A second picture of him reading through it, slowly shaking his head and then saying to himself, "well what were you expecting, Shawn?" seems like too much to ask for. And the third thing would be just five sweet minutes alone with Jeff Goldbum's luscious, luscious nipples.
"I reaaally wanna f*ck that pigeon."
Certainly something of epic proportions.
Politely rude. Briskly vague. Firmly uninformative.
Ah! Kill it! Kill it!
A Cigar, much like Scotch and Monogamy, is an acquired taste.
I'd recommend the Scottish martial art known as f*ck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.
I almost retaliated to Muttonchop's original concern with our shirtless men pictures in the "Post a picture..." thread with the Beth Goldblum picture with:
See? SEE?! Is this what you really want?
Like Mordor, one doesn't simply walk into an orgy
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Hope this counteracts it:
"Jaggermeister, for those special occasions when you desire to snuggle with a baby walrus." -tuffalobuffalo
Wait, he has spawnage? Somehow I never thought he would.
How did I live before digital distribution of old, cheap games?
You did live before digital distribution of old, cheap games. Now you just play games.
"It's in my head. Behind my eyes. I can hear it moving." - Ripley 8
This is my favourite thread.
I saw references to the JG Nipples (sounds like a bourbon) thread but didn't realize it was a reality thanks to the P&C cover-up. Now I'm following!
And now I contribute a JG full monty!
[Edit] JB, what the hell is wrong with me? Thar's Gold in them thar Blums!
I don't feel disadvantaged with the stick I've got.
Alright, I think I've let this particular brand of insanity bounce around long enough. Nipples.
This is my favourite thread. :drool:
“I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with their own pain.” ~ James Baldwin