FF2011: GWJFFL Week 12

GWJFFLK
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Booth Review Division
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#1 *-Team Grumpicus (Grumpicus) 8-3 PF: 1524.6
#4 *-Lars and the Real Homer (Laarrs_GWJ) 7-4 PF: 1432.65
#5 Fresno Fog (Legion_SB) 6-5 PF: 1373.2
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Mu Epsilon Kappa
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#2 *-The Elliottx Experience (elliottx) 8-3 PF: 1606.8
#3 *-Minaseans (mcheshier) 8-3 PF: 1443.7
#8 [color=red]yzo[/color]-Jeff Goldblum's Unfertilized Egg (kaostheory) 4-7 PF: 1371.3
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Fairy Princess Division
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#6 *-Mandana (ukickmydog) 6-5 PF: 1317.45
#9 zo-JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (Jolly) 4-7 PF: 1353.05
#10 zo-Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (Landshrk83) 4-7 PF: 1196.8
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Pops and Tops
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#7 z*-Garion's Muffin Tops (garion333) 5-6 PF: 1362.7
#11 zo-Travis Henry is my Dad (myles_1978) 3-8 PF: 1316.55
#12 zo-Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (oldmanscene24) 3-8 PF: 1300.75
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#1 Team Grumpicus (8-3) vs #4 Lars and the Real Homer (7-4)
#2 The Elliottx Experience (8-3) vs #8 Jeff Goldblum's Unfertilized Egg (4-7)
#10 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (4-7) vs #5 Fresno Fog (6-5)
#7 Garion's Muffin Tops (5-6) vs #3 Minaseans (8-3)
#12 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (3-8) vs #11 Travis Henry is my Dad (3-8)
#6 Mandana (6-5) vs #9 JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (4-7)
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GWJFFL1
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North
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#7 *-Minaseans (mcheshier) 6-5 PF: 1327.05
#8 KAOS - International Organization of Evil (kaostheory) 5-6 PF: 1246.6
#10 zo-The Elliottx Xenophobes (elliottx) 4-7 PF: 1319.1
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South
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#1 *-Old Man's Depends (oldmanscene24) 8-3 PF: 1449.7
#3 *-New Brewton Guzzlers (cybardian) 7-4 PF: 1347.85
#12 [color=red]yzo[/color]-Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) 1-10 PF: 1299.8
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East
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#4 *-Nightmare's Heavies (tboon) 7-4 PF: 1548.3
#6 Leap's Peeps (LeapingGnome) 7-4 PF: 1482.8
#11 [color=red]yzo[/color]-Makisupa Policemen (Phishposer) 3-8 PF: 1400.05
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West
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#2 *-This..is..KARMA's TEAM! (karmajay) 7-4 PF: 1389.35
#5 *-Legion's 9 Toenails (Legion_SB) 7-4 PF: 1502.65
#9 [color=red]yzo[/color]-GBuchold's Altogether Convincing Simulacra (gbuchold) 4-7 PF: 1288.15
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#12 Grump's Chumps (1-10) vs #9 GBuchold's Altogether Convincing Simulacra (4-7)
#10 The Elliottx Xenophobes (4-7) vs #11 Makisupa Policemen (3-8)
#2 This..is..KARMA's TEAM! (7-4) vs #5 Legion's 9 Toenails (7-4)
#6 Leap's Peeps (7-4) vs #4 Nightmare's Heavies (7-4)
#N/A KAOS - International Organization of Evil (5-6) vs #7 Minaseans (6-5)
#3 New Brewton Guzzlers (7-4) vs #1 Old Man's Depends (8-3)
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GWJFFL2
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North
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#6 *-The Randy Savages (Iridium884) 6-5 PF: 1404.4
#10 z-No More Room in Hell (Landshrk83) 4-7 PF: 1266.15
#12 [color=red]yzo[/color]-Gumbie's Damnits (Gumbie) 2-9 PF: 1244.75
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South
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#2 x-The Wild Frakkers (boogle) 8-3 PF: 1426.4
#4 *-My Grumps (Grumpicus) 6-5 PF: 1581.65
#8 [color=red]yz[/color]-Afghan Rednecks (Bill_Bonney) 5-6 PF: 1318.2
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East
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#3 [color=green]d[/color]-Bros Before Shiancoes (Kush15) 8-3 PF: 1331.55
#7 [color=red]yz[/color]-Jolly's Giants (Jolly) 5-6 PF: 1362.95
#9 [color=red]yz[/color]-Cobble Stoned (Cobble) 4-7 PF: 1341.45
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West
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#1 y-The Rat Pack (Rat_Boy) 9-2 PF: 1586.95
#5 y*-Garion's Gruntz (garion333) 6-5 PF: 1405.75
#11 [color=red]yzo[/color]-Gremlins (aetrapp) 3-8 PF: 1267.55
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#4 My Grumps (6-5) vs #5 Garion's Gruntz (6-5)
#12 Gumbie's Damnits (2-9) vs #9 Cobble Stoned (4-7)
#11 Gremlins (3-8) vs #1 The Rat Pack (9-2)
#3 Bros Before Shiancoes (8-3) vs #7 Jolly's Giants (5-6)
#6 The Randy Savages (6-5) vs #10 No More Room in Hell (4-7)
#8 Afghan Rednecks (5-6) vs #2 The Wild Frakkers (8-3)
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GWJFFL3
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North
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#3 x-Fighting Marmots (gwjrabbit) 9-2 PF: 1589.5
#4 x-Screaming MiMis (mudbunny) 8-3 PF: 1544.75
#12 [color=red]yz[/color]-Cambridge Cylons (Flitcraft) 2-9 PF: 1185.55
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South
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#2 y-Stele's Harbaugh Handshake (Stele) 9-2 PF: 1609.45
#6 yz*-Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald (justinbot) 4-7 PF: 1412.35
#8 [color=red]yz[/color]-Murderflies (Indy1285) 4-7 PF: 1191.45
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East
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#1 y-Bonkers (ukickmydog) 10-1 PF: 1532.55
#7 [color=red]yz[/color]-Ray Guns (nightelfmohawk) 4-7 PF: 1331.5
#10 [color=red]yz[/color]-The Honey Badgers (Apollo0507) 3-8 PF: 1220.3
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West
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#5 [color=green]d[/color]-Grump's Ruttin' Mudders (Grumpicus) 7-4 PF: 1492.9
#9 [color=red]yz[/color]-Damp Squids (iaintgotnopants) 3-8 PF: 1260.45
#11 [color=red]yz[/color]-The Wardens (Namikaze) 3-8 PF: 1168.4
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#5 Grump's Ruttin' Mudders (7-4) vs #8 Murderflies (4-7)
#2 Stele's Harbaugh Handshake (9-2) vs #6 Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald (4-7)
#7 Ray Guns (4-7) vs #3 Fighting Marmots (9-2)
#4 Screaming MiMis (8-3) vs #12 Cambridge Cylons (2-9)
#10 The Honey Badgers (3-8) vs #1 Bonkers (10-1)
#9 Damp Squids (3-8) vs #11 The Wardens (3-8)
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GWJFFLX
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DIVISION 1
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Old Man's Goiter 5-2 PF: 753.5
The Elliottx Excellence 5-2 PF: 695.7
Team Maximus 2-5 PF: 698.7
Leap's Dynasty Peeps 1-6 PF: 620.2
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DIVISION 2
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Why Can't We Be Friends 4-3 PF: 763
Team Johnson 4-3 PF: 753.9
Team Quinn 4-3 PF: 686.1
Phishposer's Phollies 2-5 PF: 727.6
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DIVISION 3
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Legion's Unnamed Team 5-2 PF: 720.1
Norcal Rats 4-3 PF: 770.4
Gumbie's Dammits 3-4 PF: 688.6
Pigpen's Pigskinators 3-4 PF: 629.2
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DIVISION 4
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I'm Bad At Naming Things 4-3 PF: 833
Team ukick 4-3 PF: 770.2
Custer's Dead Cavalry 3-4 PF: 797.7
Ottawa Dirty Bunnies 3-4 PF: 754.7
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
Team Maximus (2-5) vs Old Man's Goiter (5-2)
The Elliottx Excellence (5-2) vs Leap's Dynasty Peeps (1-6)
Why Can't We Be Friends (4-3) vs Team Johnson (4-3)
Team Quinn (4-3) vs Phishposer's Phollies (2-5)
Gumbie's Dammits (3-4) vs Pigpen's Pigskinators (3-4)
Legion's Unnamed Team (5-2) vs Norcal Rats (4-3)
Ottawa Dirty Bunnies (3-4) vs Team ukick (4-3)
I'm Bad At Naming Things (4-3) vs Custer's Dead Cavalry (3-4)
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Legend:
* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
[color=green]d[/color] - Clinched division
[color=green]b[/color] - Clinched round 1 bye
[color=green]x[/color] - Clinched wildcard
[color=red]y[/color] - Eliminated from division contention
[color=red]z[/color] - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
[color=red]o[/color] - Eliminated from wildcard contention

No more byes but there are three games on Thursday:

GB @ DET
MIA @ DAL
SF @ BAL

Remember that the trade and free agent deadline is week 13.

Harbaughs!

EDIT: Think you got the playoff markings wrong? Should be a d for me (and ukick) for clinched division. Not a y. Not a big deal, it's right on the site, but they just use opposite color things.

Man, I'm still on an epic losing streak around here ... yet I remain in contention.

Feel free to ignore them.

Edit: The colors on Fleaflicker are applied with CSS so when they come through on my script, they're just black and the script needs to re-figure the coloring and the string parsing is... spotty.

I wouldn't have noticed except for your big green d right there below it. As long as the scripts work for your team, then it's working, right?

Anyway is Jake Locker starting for the Titans? Apparently all of Nate Washington's yards save about 25, and both of his TDs came from the backup. I may have a star WR from Tenn again (poor Britt).

Man, I could deal with the loss of Schaub since I have our savior Tim Tebow, but I can't cover for losing Fred Jackson. Any chance I had at making noise in FFLK playoffs is over if he is out the rest of the season.

Edit: and he's on the IR, sigh.

Tell me about it. I lost both Fred Jackson and Adrian Peterson off my GWJFFL3 team this weekend.

Ah the Kevin Smith sweepstakes. I figured I didn't have enough in FFL3, but I bid it all anyway.

Moore or Flacco, give me ideas!

And Kevin Smith gets carted to the locker room. Glad I didn't win him now.

Wow. That's hard because neither is trustworthy and both defenses give up about the same amount of yards per game through the air. I'd probably lean towards Flacco because the Niners run D should force the Ravens to pass more.

Flacco is infuriatingly inconsistent, but I don't trust Moore enough to start him over Flacco.

Stele wrote:
And Kevin Smith gets carted to the locker room. Glad I didn't win him now. ;)

Dammit. I only needed him for one or two games.

boogle wrote:
Moore or Flacco, give me ideas!

You should probably just sit both of them.

boogle wrote:
Moore or Flacco, give me ideas!

Depends. Do you want to be yelling at the TV early or late today?

So far my Flacco > Moore advice seems to make sense.

I went with Moore. Flacco has been burning me.

Can't blame ya, he's hot and cold. Both turned out to be pretty mediocre, but not bad.

garion333 wrote:
Can't blame ya, he's hot and cold. Both turned out to be pretty mediocre, but not bad.
I ended up making the technically correct call. Its gonna be matchups from here on out.

Agonizing waiting from Thurs to Sun with those partial results sitting there.

I'm 20 points up but I played 2 more players than my opponent. Not exactly a comfortable lead.

In all three of my leagues I'm up again Cam Newton. How strange.

Dear whoever the hell the Texans' QB is,

Throw the goddamn ball to Johnson.

Ugh, took Fitzpatrick out cause he ain't done squat for like 5 weeks and he busts out 28 points

Eli, you best make up for that!

Michael Bush... FROM LOUISVILLE!

My high scorer in FF3, again this week. Best draft pick ever for me. 14th in total points for all RB currently, and I got him in the 10th round.

Jeez. What happened to my team this week? I guess the Ravens and 49ers playing each other really killed some of my offense.

I need a 30-point Monday Night Miracle! From Colston, Cruz, and Kasay. Come on shootout!

EDIT: Also I love how fleaflicker predicted I was going to score 200 points.

Another 30+ point career week for Welker. My biggest concern is that my studs are all gonna get benched in the last few weeks of the season!

Holding out hope Stele's three musketeers can't get enough points to pull this out. Need to repeat my performance from last year of starting horribly and making the title game.

At least I'm going to lose respectably at this point.

If Cruz could just get a TD, I might have a shot. Not sure the Saints will throw much in the 4th, to Colston or anyone.

Rabbit has already won, so if I lose I'm going to be a game back for the bye.

EDIT: Oh wait. Cruz TD! I'm back!

Stele wrote:
EDIT: Oh wait. Cruz TD! I'm back! :cool:

Yes! (Cruz's 2nd one puts me over the top in GWJFFL2)

Unfortunately, I'm not going to catch up in GWJFFL3 to get a 5-league sweep. Oh well, at least I finally got my second win in GWJFFL1.

My thoughts on Fantasy Football this week:

IMAGE(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v57/silver48dragon/Rage1.png)

That is my deep and considered opinion. Carry on!