FF2011: GWJFFL Week 10

GWJFFLK
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Booth Review Division
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#4 *-Fresno Fog (Legion_SB) 6-3 PF: 1183.4
#3 *-Lars and the Real Homer (Laarrs_GWJ) 6-3 PF: 1187.7
#2 *-Team Grumpicus (Grumpicus) 6-3 PF: 1240.3
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Mu Epsilon Kappa
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#1 *-The Elliottx Experience (elliottx) 6-3 PF: 1315.55
#5 Minaseans (mcheshier) 6-3 PF: 1160.2
#9 Jeff Goldblum's Unfertilized Egg (kaostheory) 4-5 PF: 1126.75
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Fairy Princess Division
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#6 *-Mandana (ukickmydog) 5-4 PF: 1071.7
#8 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (Landshrk83) 4-5 PF: 1021.65
#11 JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (Jolly) 2-7 PF: 1096.3
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Pops and Tops
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#7 *-Garion's Muffin Tops (garion333) 5-4 PF: 1141.85
#10 Travis Henry is my Dad (myles_1978) 2-7 PF: 1056.25
#12 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (oldmanscene24) 2-7 PF: 1091.05
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#9 Jeff Goldblum's Unfertilized Egg (4-5) vs #2 Team Grumpicus (6-3)
#1 The Elliottx Experience (6-3) vs #4 Fresno Fog (6-3)
#5 Minaseans (6-3) vs #3 Lars and the Real Homer (6-3)
#7 Garion's Muffin Tops (5-4) vs #11 JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (2-7)
#10 Travis Henry is my Dad (2-7) vs #6 Mandana (5-4)
#12 Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (2-7) vs #8 Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (4-5)
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GWJFFL1
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North
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#7 *-KAOS - International Organization of Evil (kaostheory) 5-4 PF: 1008.8
#8 Minaseans (mcheshier) 4-5 PF: 1105.6
#10 The Elliottx Xenophobes (elliottx) 4-5 PF: 1119.35
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South
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#3 *-Old Man's Depends (oldmanscene24) 6-3 PF: 1140.15
#4 *-New Brewton Guzzlers (cybardian) 6-3 PF: 1123.7
#12 [color=red]yz[/color]-Grump's Chumps (Grumpicus) 1-8 PF: 1078.2
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East
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#1 *-Leap's Peeps (LeapingGnome) 6-3 PF: 1251.8
#5 *-Nightmare's Heavies (tboon) 5-4 PF: 1263.35
#11 Makisupa Policemen (Phishposer) 2-7 PF: 1148.65
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West
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#2 *-This..is..KARMA's TEAM! (karmajay) 6-3 PF: 1170.7
#6 Legion's 9 Toenails (Legion_SB) 5-4 PF: 1222.35
#9 GBuchold's Altogether Convincing Simulacra (gbuchold) 4-5 PF: 1133
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#8 Minaseans (4-5) vs #12 Grump's Chumps (1-8)
#10 The Elliottx Xenophobes (4-5) vs #4 New Brewton Guzzlers (6-3)
#5 Nightmare's Heavies (5-4) vs #9 GBuchold's Altogether Convincing Simulacra (4-5)
#1 Leap's Peeps (6-3) vs #6 Legion's 9 Toenails (5-4)
#7 KAOS - International Organization of Evil (5-4) vs #3 Old Man's Depends (6-3)
#11 Makisupa Policemen (2-7) vs #2 This..is..KARMA's TEAM! (6-3)
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GWJFFL2
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North
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#5 *-The Randy Savages (Iridium884) 6-3 PF: 1200.5
#10 No More Room in Hell (Landshrk83) 3-6 PF: 1033.6
#12 [color=red]yz[/color]-Gumbie's Damnits (Gumbie) 1-8 PF: 1021.7
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South
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#2 *-The Wild Frakkers (boogle) 7-2 PF: 1224.55
#6 *-Afghan Rednecks (Bill_Bonney) 4-5 PF: 1089.7
#8 My Grumps (Grumpicus) 4-5 PF: 1264.75
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East
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#3 *-Bros Before Shiancoes (Kush15) 7-2 PF: 1094.3
#7 Cobble Stoned (Cobble) 4-5 PF: 1118.75
#9 Jolly's Giants (Jolly) 3-6 PF: 1102.15
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West
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#1 *-The Rat Pack (Rat_Boy) 7-2 PF: 1307.15
#4 *-Garion's Gruntz (garion333) 6-3 PF: 1195.85
#11 [color=red]yz[/color]-Gremlins (aetrapp) 2-7 PF: 1038.25
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#10 No More Room in Hell (3-6) vs #8 My Grumps (4-5)
#9 Jolly's Giants (3-6) vs #4 Garion's Gruntz (6-3)
#12 Gumbie's Damnits (1-8) vs #6 Afghan Rednecks (4-5)
#3 Bros Before Shiancoes (7-2) vs #1 The Rat Pack (7-2)
#5 The Randy Savages (6-3) vs #2 The Wild Frakkers (7-2)
#7 Cobble Stoned (4-5) vs #11 Gremlins (2-7)
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GWJFFL3
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North
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#1 x-Fighting Marmots (gwjrabbit) 8-1 PF: 1325.65
#5 *-Screaming MiMis (mudbunny) 6-3 PF: 1265.3
#10 [color=red]yz[/color]-Cambridge Cylons (Flitcraft) 2-7 PF: 1047.15
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South
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#3 *-Stele's Harbaugh Handshake (Stele) 7-2 PF: 1271.5
#9 z-Murderflies (Indy1285) 3-6 PF: 1000.8
#6 z-Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald (justinbot) 3-6 PF: 1111.85
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East
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#2 y-Bonkers (ukickmydog) 8-1 PF: 1283.55
#7 yz*-Ray Guns (nightelfmohawk) 3-6 PF: 1097.95
#11 [color=red]yz[/color]-The Honey Badgers (Apollo0507) 2-7 PF: 1018.15
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West
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#4 *-Grump's Ruttin' Mudders (Grumpicus) 7-2 PF: 1291.3
#8 z-Damp Squids (iaintgotnopants) 3-6 PF: 1021.1
#12 [color=red]yz[/color]-The Wardens (Namikaze) 2-7 PF: 966.75
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
#4 Grump's Ruttin' Mudders (7-2) vs #2 Bonkers (8-1)
#3 Stele's Harbaugh Handshake (7-2) vs #1 Fighting Marmots (8-1)
#12 The Wardens (2-7) vs #11 The Honey Badgers (2-7)
#8 Damp Squids (3-6) vs #7 Ray Guns (3-6)
#9 Murderflies (3-6) vs #10 Cambridge Cylons (2-7)
#6 Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald (3-6) vs #5 Screaming MiMis (6-3)
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GWJFFLX
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DIVISION 1
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Old Man's Goiter 4-0 PF: 453.9
The Elliottx Excellence 2-2 PF: 295.6
Team Maximus 1-3 PF: 380.9
Leap's Dynasty Peeps 0-4 PF: 330.1
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DIVISION 2
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Team Johnson 3-1 PF: 459.9
Why Can't We Be Friends 2-2 PF: 527.9
Team Quinn 2-2 PF: 396.1
Phishposer's Phollies 0-4 PF: 369
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DIVISION 3
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Norcal Rats 3-1 PF: 447.4
Legion's Unnamed Team 2-2 PF: 372.5
Gumbie's Dammits 1-3 PF: 341.4
Pigpen's Pigskinators 1-3 PF: 287.6
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DIVISION 4
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Team ukick 4-0 PF: 489.7
I'm Bad At Naming Things 3-1 PF: 509.2
Custer's Dead Cavalry 2-2 PF: 480.1
Ottawa Dirty Bunnies 2-2 PF: 397.4
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********************* [color=#009900]Schedule[/color] *********************
Team ukick (4-1) vs Team Maximus (1-4)
I'm Bad At Naming Things (3-2) vs Leap's Dynasty Peeps (0-5)
Ottawa Dirty Bunnies (2-3) vs Old Man's Goiter (4-1)
Custer's Dead Cavalry (2-3) vs The Elliottx Excellence (3-2)
Team Quinn (3-2) vs Pigpen's Pigskinators (2-3)
Why Can't We Be Friends (3-2) vs Norcal Rats (3-2)
Phishposer's Phollies (1-4) vs Gumbie's Dammits (2-3)
Team Johnson (4-1) vs Legion's Unnamed Team (3-2)
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Legend:
* - Would make playoffs if season ended now
[color=green]d[/color] - Clinched division
[color=green]b[/color] - Clinched round 1 bye
[color=green]x[/color] - Clinched wildcard
[color=red]y[/color] - Eliminated from division contention
[color=red]z[/color] - Eliminated from round 1 bye contention
[color=red]o[/color] - Eliminated from wildcard contention

THURSDAY game: OAK @ SD

Byes: None

Oh yeah Thurs games the rest of the season. Stupid NFL Network that I don't have...

Kush keeps on rolling (6 game winning streak since the name change). My schedule is starting to get tougher though.......................

So stupid that there's no byes this week and 6 or 8 teams the other week (or is that upcoming, can't recall).

Vincent Jackson caught a pass!!!!! Finally ...

Grump, if I haven't said it, thanks for organizing all of this, again.

I still don't get the red and black ys and zs. What does a black Y mean again?

rabbit wrote:

I still don't get the red and black ys and zs. What does a black Y mean again?

Scroll to the bottom of Grump's post, where it says "Legend".

rabbit wrote:

Grump, if I haven't said it, thanks for organizing all of this, again.

I still don't get the red and black ys and zs. What does a black Y mean again?

Agree, thanks again Grump for organizing all of this.

The red ys and zs mean that Flitcraft and I are fighting for our playoff lives this weekend, one more loss by either of us and we're out of the race for the playoffs.

rabbit wrote:

Grump, if I haven't said it, thanks for organizing all of this, again.

I still don't get the red and black ys and zs. What does a black Y mean again?

It looks like my script needs some more tweaking to get the color codes right. The letter codes are scraped from Fleaflicker; you can go there and get official explanations. Your "x" means that you've clinched a wildcard spot (at least).

Quick question. Non-GWJ league, non-PPR. AJ Green or Brandon Marhsall?

Ugh, I picked up the Jags defense because they're playing the Colts and I forgot to start them. Of course they get a pick right at the beginning of the game.

Yay. Thank you Marmots (rabbit?) for having Jacoby Jones on the bench for that 80yd TD.

I got Vincent Jackson'ed last week and I think I'm going to get Dez Bryant'ed this week.

garion333 wrote:

Quick question. Non-GWJ league, non-PPR. AJ Green or Brandon Marhsall?

Dammit. Went with Marshall.

iaintgotnopants wrote:

Ugh, I picked up the Jags defense because they're playing the Colts and I forgot to start them. Of course they get a pick right at the beginning of the game.

Yeah, unless Brees goes pick crazy in the last 4 minutes, this was a 10 point mistake.

It's going to OT, so maybe.

garion333 wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Quick question. Non-GWJ league, non-PPR. AJ Green or Brandon Marhsall?

Dammit. Went with Marshall.

Good call considering the Green injury.

Frank Gore hurt during the game and apparently not coming back. That's probably going to cost me the game. Only 2 points out of him.

Well one of us is going to be heartbroken. We're 30 points ahead of everyone else in FFL3 this week.

2.1 point lead for me. Jordy Nelson vs Wes Welker to decide it.

Awww yeah bitches 2 and 8 in FFL2. Gonna go on a tear and get that wildcard. WHAT

Mental note to self:

Never, ever leave the Bears on the bench. If I had left them in, I go from being 50+ points down, to being only 20ish points down with Rodgers/Jennings left to play tomorrow night.

Stele wrote:

Well one of us is going to be heartbroken. We're 30 points ahead of everyone else in FFL3 this week.

2.1 point lead for me. Jordy Nelson vs Wes Welker to decide it.

Welker shut down. I think you'll have it in the bag.

Top scorer so far this week with 34 points: Da Bears!

(Unfortunately, I know this because Minase used them to kick my ass in GWJFFL1.)

Edit: Well it was 34 when I posted. I guess some sacks got turned into TFLs.

Hooray, guy who posed for pictures with a porn star! Hooray, beer!

rabbit wrote:
Stele wrote:

Well one of us is going to be heartbroken. We're 30 points ahead of everyone else in FFL3 this week.

2.1 point lead for me. Jordy Nelson vs Wes Welker to decide it.

Welker shut down. I think you'll have it in the bag.

Still 6 points short with a half to go...

Wishing I had just stuck with Cruz over Nelson now...

EDIT: Never mind! First drive in the 3rd, Nelson 3 catches and a TD.

And another

And Aaron Rodgers saves my bacon in GWJFFL3.

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GWJFFLK
********************* [color=#009900]Results[/color] *********************
Jeff Goldblum's Unfertilized Egg (4-6) 122.05 vs Team Grumpicus (7-3) 161.3
The Elliottx Experience (7-3) 147.25 vs Fresno Fog (6-4) 115.8
Minaseans (7-3) 137.2 vs Lars and the Real Homer (6-4) 123.3
Garion's Muffin Tops (5-5) 96.25 vs JollyBill's Manly Men of Manliness (3-7) 123.95
Travis Henry is my Dad (2-8) 112.7 vs Mandana (6-4) 129.25
Old Man's Flaming Arthritis (3-7) 129.95 vs Landshrk83's Lagomorphs (4-6) 101.05
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GWJFFL1
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Minaseans (5-5) 122.25 vs Grump's Chumps (1-9) 119
The Elliottx Xenophobes (4-6) 103.05 vs New Brewton Guzzlers (7-3) 126.1
Nightmare's Heavies (6-4) 144 vs GBuchold's Altogether Convincing Simulacra (4-6) 75.1
Leap's Peeps (6-4) 96.5 vs Legion's 9 Toenails (6-4) 128.4
KAOS - International Organization of Evil (5-5) 106.6 vs Old Man's Depends (7-3) 172.6
Makisupa Policemen (3-7) 127.4 vs This..is..KARMA's TEAM! (6-4) 96.2
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GWJFFL2
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No More Room in Hell (3-7) 136.1 vs My Grumps (5-5) 156
Jolly's Giants (4-6) 118.6 vs Garion's Gruntz (6-4) 112.65
Gumbie's Damnits (2-8) 148.2 vs Afghan Rednecks (4-6) 97.35
Bros Before Shiancoes (7-3) 102.5 vs The Rat Pack (8-2) 139.3
The Randy Savages (6-4) 88.4 vs The Wild Frakkers (8-2) 94.75
Cobble Stoned (4-6) 101.65 vs Gremlins (3-7) 102.1
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GWJFFL3
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Grump's Ruttin' Mudders (7-3) 120.5 vs Bonkers (9-1) 136.3
Stele's Harbaugh Handshake (8-2) 169.95 vs Fighting Marmots (8-2) 155.05
The Wardens (2-8) 70.05 vs The Honey Badgers (3-7) 79.6
Damp Squids (3-7) 92.5 vs Ray Guns (4-6) 135.75
Murderflies (4-6) 98.4 vs Cambridge Cylons (2-8) 66.45
Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald (3-7) 138.35 vs Screaming MiMis (7-3) 147.6
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GWJFFLX
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Team ukick (4-2) 78.6 vs Team Maximus (2-4) 117.1
I'm Bad At Naming Things (3-3) 118.4 vs Leap's Dynasty Peeps (1-5) 122.9
Ottawa Dirty Bunnies (3-3) 151 vs Old Man's Goiter (4-2) 118.1
Custer's Dead Cavalry (2-4) 80.7 vs The Elliottx Excellence (4-2) 94.8
Team Quinn (3-3) 87 vs Pigpen's Pigskinators (3-3) 97.4
Why Can't We Be Friends (4-2) 115.5 vs Norcal Rats (3-3) 95
Phishposer's Phollies (1-5) 121.3 vs Gumbie's Dammits (3-3) 137.2
Team Johnson (4-2) 120.7 vs Legion's Unnamed Team (4-2) 131.4
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Weekly welfare check (+$1):
GWJFFLK - Garion's Muffin Tops (5-5) 96.25
GWJFFL1 - GBuchold's Altogether Convincing Simulacra (4-6) 75.1
GWJFFL2 - The Randy Savages (6-4) 88.4
GWJFFL3 - Cambridge Cylons (2-8) 66.45
GWJFFLX - Team ukick (4-2) 78.6

All hail the welfare queen (+$1): Cambridge Cylons (2-8) 66.45
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GWJFFLK - Garion's Muffin Tops (5-5) 96.25

That's quite a lot of points to be on welfare. Wow.