So one of my employees almost got locked up.

Guys don't give him ideas. He's likely to slice it back off.

Stele wrote:

Guys don't give him ideas. He's likely to slice it back off. :D

Use #384 for a shivgee.

Gather 'round to hear the tale of Paleo of the Nine Fingers and the Shivgee of Doom...

misplacedbravado wrote:

Gather 'round to hear the tale of Paleo of the Nine Fingers and the Shivgee of Doom...

You. I like you.

misplacedbravado wrote:

Gather 'round to hear the tale of Paleo of the Nine Fingers and the Shivgee of Doom...

Glorious

misplacedbravado wrote:

Gather 'round to hear the tale of Paleo of the Nine Fingers and the Shivgee of Doom...

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Paleocon wrote:
Chumpy_McChump wrote:
Paleocon wrote:
Nevin73 wrote:

Sorry to hear about the severed finger. Are you going to have full range of motion and feeling back?

The feeling is definitely there and the range of motion is coming back. It looks pretty ugly and it still hurts when I type on it, so I have been using my right ring finger for the pinky keys.

The biggest issue seems to be that when I go to give the friendly driver wave, it often looks like I'm flipping the bird.

Are you allowed to give friendly driver waves in Baltimore?

Only if you hold the pistol sideways.

While it depends on where you are at, this is generally true for roughly half the city.

Paleo is bad-ass.

I took the bandage off and it is healing up nicely. It's still unsightly as hell, but the pain is mostly gone.

It is funny watching people cringe whenever they see it and hear the story.

Ferret wrote:
iaintgotnopants wrote:

Oh man, if you would have somehow been able to accept only having nine fingers, a severed pinky in a case by the door would have been a pretty good shoplifting deterrent.

"Paleo can run across the parking lot in 7 seconds. This is from a shoplifter who could not." :D

This should be part of the combine that potential employees have to run. I wonder what other competitive events Paleo would put them through...

Mixolyde wrote:
Ferret wrote:
iaintgotnopants wrote:

Oh man, if you would have somehow been able to accept only having nine fingers, a severed pinky in a case by the door would have been a pretty good shoplifting deterrent.

"Paleo can run across the parking lot in 7 seconds. This is from a shoplifter who could not." :D

This should be part of the combine that potential employees have to run. I wonder what other competitive events Paleo would put them through...

This thread consistently delivers, thanks so much.

The legend lives.

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LOL.

I haven't had any dealings with the station since moving down to Raleigh, but I plan on going up in June to get my car worked on and to bring some stuff down.

I will see if the folks there have any stories to add.

Oh. Well congrats on getting the hell out of that mess.

Edwin wrote:

LEAF

That parking job gives me agita.

Stele wrote:

Oh. Well congrats on getting the hell out of that mess. ;)

I work in Technical Support for the moment and folks around me ask if I find the job stressful.

I just laugh.

Paleocon wrote:

LOL.

I haven't had any dealings with the station since moving down to Raleigh, but I plan on going up in June to get my car worked on and to bring some stuff down.

I will see if the folks there have any stories to add.

Call me, baby!

Sure thing. Baby.

"Huh. That looks like an interesting OP, but I'll never reall all 1000+ posts. Maybe I'll just skim the first couple pages."

3 Hours Pass

"Oh. I'm out of posts. ... Wasn't I supposed to be doing work?"

I'm not sure I have anything to contribute that hasn't been said already. Paleo, you're a heck of a writer. I'm glad you survived to tell the tale. Or, well... survived the telling of the tale in this case.

One of my coworkers in this very cushy job just asked me if I was going to apply for my NC concealed carry permit. I asked him why. He said "because it is a dangerous world, man".

I laughed.

Shank him with a shivgee.

Paleocon wrote:

One of my coworkers in this very cushy job just asked me if I was going to apply for my NC concealed carry permit. I asked him why. He said "because it is a dangerous world, man".

I laughed.

Downtown Cary gets sketchy after 7pm.

Quintin_Stone wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

One of my coworkers in this very cushy job just asked me if I was going to apply for my NC concealed carry permit. I asked him why. He said "because it is a dangerous world, man".

I laughed.

Downtown Cary gets sketchy after 7pm.

Delinquents setting fire to culverts and all.

It's true! Though that actually happened before 7.

ccesarano wrote:

Shank him with a shivgee.

This made me lol! Thanks for the smile.
Did anyone ever come up with a viable prototype?

Cary turns out to have a violent crime rate half that of affluent Columbia. But more than that I am a little insulted that folks around here would think I need a gun to defend myself. Don't they know who I am?

Paleocon wrote:

Cary turns out to have a violent crime rate half that of affluent Columbia. But more than that I am a little insulted that folks around here would think I need a gun to defend myself. Don't they know who I am? ;)

In the words of the warrior poet Eric "Easy E" Wright, "With a gat it don't matter if you're smaller or bigger."
Bet he died of aids so what does he know.

boogle wrote:

In the words of the warrior poet Eric "Easy E" Wright, "With a gat it don't matter if you're smaller or bigger."
But he died of aids so what does he know.

Eazy-E wrote:

Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin' sh*t

What the hell is this thread about again?