/me hopes she leaves it on vibrate.
Edit: The phone. Not the sandwich.
It's too bad that the classic movie voice-over guy is dead. He would have made an awesome narrator for your series. Maybe Sam Elliot needs work?
Episode 43: Sandwich on vibrate
Episode 43: Sandwich on vibrate
I was thinking "Not the droids you're looking for", personally.
Gonna have to give this one to Keldar.
Between Goth-geek girl and Rest-stuff-on-boob girl, I call a vote for a Slap & Tickle at Paleo's gas station.
Between Goth-geek girl and Rest-stuff-on-boob girl, I call a vote for a Slap & Tickle at Paleo's gas station.
But remember to bring your own shiv.
Nevin73 wrote:Between Goth-geek girl and Rest-stuff-on-boob girl, I call a vote for a Slap & Tickle at Paleo's gas station.
But remember to bring your own squeegee.
FTFY
Either way, I'm sure that Paleo, as a proper host, would give out squeegees and kukris for all guests.
Episode 44: S&T
Nevin73 wrote:Either way, I'm sure that Paleo, as a proper host, would give out squeegees and kukris for all guests.
That does it. I'm adding this thread to the commandments.
I envision Paleo creating the new shivgee, which allows homeless people to bum-fight at stoplights for the right to clean off your windshield.
I envision Paleo creating the new shivgee, which allows homeless people to bum-fight at stoplights for the right to clean off your windshield.
Why oh why are you not running for office?
I have a friend who does that with her phone. She keeps a lot of other stuff in her bra, too. Never figured that one out, but it's not something I've ever asked her about.
Just so long as it's not sweaty.
MilkmanDanimal wrote:I envision Paleo creating the new shivgee, which allows homeless people to bum-fight at stoplights for the right to clean off your windshield.
Why oh why are you not running for office?
Seriously, the shivgee is perhaps the greatest invention of our times. Melees will break out at intersections, with buckets serving as helms and signs as shields. Motorists will roar their approval as the combatants strive against each other in the middle of an intersection adorned with the Mr. Clean logo. And on the corner, Paleo will stand beneath the canopy of his might gas-fortress, goth-geek girl draped on his arm, waving a kukri shouting "Are you not entertained?!"
TWO BUMS ENTER, ONE BUM CLEANS! TWO BUMS ENTER, ONE BUM CLEANS!
TWO BUMS ENTER, ONE BUM CLEANS! TWO BUMS ENTER, ONE BUM CLEANS!
I just laughed so hard someone walking by my office stopped in to make sure I was okay.
Jonman wrote:MilkmanDanimal wrote:I envision Paleo creating the new shivgee, which allows homeless people to bum-fight at stoplights for the right to clean off your windshield.
Why oh why are you not running for office?
Seriously, the shivgee is perhaps the greatest invention of our times. Melees will break out at intersections, with buckets serving as helms and signs as shields. Motorists will roar their approval as the combatants strive against each other in the middle of an intersection adorned with the Mr. Clean logo. And on the corner, Paleo will stand beneath the canopy of his might gas-fortress, goth-geek girl draped on his arm, waving a kukri shouting "Are you not entertained?!"
Once again it comes back to the post-apocalyptic Paleodome.
TWO BUMS ENTER, ONE BUM CLEANS! TWO BUMS ENTER, ONE BUM CLEANS!
That's the best thing I've read all week.
Jonman wrote:MilkmanDanimal wrote:I envision Paleo creating the new shivgee, which allows homeless people to bum-fight at stoplights for the right to clean off your windshield.
Why oh why are you not running for office?
Seriously, the shivgee is perhaps the greatest invention of our times. Melees will break out at intersections, with buckets serving as helms and signs as shields. Motorists will roar their approval as the combatants strive against each other in the middle of an intersection adorned with the Mr. Clean logo. And on the corner, Paleo will stand beneath the canopy of his might gas-fortress, goth-geek girl draped on his arm, waving a kukri shouting "Are you not entertained?!"
It's been a slow day and I like MS Paint.
If this thread wasn't worthy of the Commandments before, it sure as hell is now.
Once again it comes back to the post-apocalyptic Paleodome.
Some call it Baltimore, but we know the city's true name: Bartertown. And Paleo is the King of Bartertown.
A used to frequent the forum of a comic book shop. A kid tried to nick some stuff, so they asked readers for punishment suggestions, in lieu of taking him to the cops. I asked for a squegee to be taped to a bicycle helmet and then have the kid clean windows with his head. Unfortunately the owners didn't have time to sort it out, but at least I was acknowledged.
If this thread wasn't worthy of the Commandments before, it sure as hell is now.
Pretty sure it's been worth for the last 10 pages. This one was gold before it started.
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