U.S. eyes fencing along Canadian border - ugh

Canada has a navy?

Naturally.

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I just learned of this today. Wierd Al is pure awesome!

I really do love my northern neighbors!

I call dibs on the name Snake Plissken!

Those Canadians continue to scare me with their gentle 'never offend' nature, their love of hockey, and their good home grown weed...

a fence would also help job growth i'm thinking...so not a bad idea.

Plus, in the zombie invasion, will help slow the flow of them up to the frozen north when I'm living in Winnipeg...

Pigpen wrote:

Those Canadians continue to scare me with their gentle 'never offend' nature, their love of hockey, and their good home grown weed...

a fence would also help job growth i'm thinking...so not a bad idea.

Plus, in the zombie invasion, will help slow the flow of them up to the frozen north when I'm living in Winnipeg...

I too have found the juxtaposition of gentle, good natured politeness and toothless, uneducated brawling on ice to be a little too incongruous. There is obviously something hidden. Something dark. Something sinister.

I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL! CRIMSON MARCH. CRIMSON MARCH. CRIMSON MARCH.

I mean ... go Jets!

clover wrote:

Canada has a navy?

We also have special operations:

Joint Task Force 2 (JTF2)

http://www.foi2.forces.gc.ca/index-eng.asp

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Also ladies? You wanna pump a few rounds into a bad guy's face? Then join the Canadian military! Women can serve in all front-line combat and assault roles.

Myth 3 - JTF 2 does not accept female applicants.
Answer - Any Canadian Forces member, irrespective of gender, who completes the JTF 2 selection process and is deemed eligible for service may be given an opportunity to serve with the unit.

I blame homosexual weddings at Canadian bases (which have gone on for years) for the US military now allowing military marriages on our bases...

Would this whole thing have never happened with a proper fence...? Who knows?

(and before you blast me...its all in jest - I will actually be having a female as one of my groomsmen because she refuses to wear a dress...lol)

Pigpen wrote:

(and before you blast me...its all in jest - I will actually be having a female as one of my groomsmen because she refuses to wear a dress...lol)

So then she will be going naked...right??

Pigpen wrote:

I blame homosexual weddings at Canadian bases (which have gone on for years) for the US military now allowing military marriages on our bases...

Would this whole thing have never happened with a proper fence...? Who knows?

(and before you blast me...its all in jest - I will actually be having a female as one of my groomsmen because she refuses to wear a dress...lol)

No problems from me. I recognize kidding/satire/humour/irony when I see it.

Also my wife proposed to me.

Pigpen wrote:

I blame homosexual weddings at Canadian bases (which have gone on for years) for the US military now allowing military marriages on our bases...

Would this whole thing have never happened with a proper fence...? Who knows?

(and before you blast me...its all in jest - I will actually be having a female as one of my groomsmen because she refuses to wear a dress...lol)

I was a bridesman in my sisters wedding. THE PRETTIEST ONE.

That was the one time they didn't call him Nate - instead, they called him Kate!

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Quintin_Stone wrote:

*first assault*

Gentlemen, untether the geese.

krev82 wrote:

Gentlemen, untether the geese.

Have you ever tried to play golf on a course with a large population of geese? Those things are one of the biggest filth producers on the planet. Apparently, 97% of their day is spent sh*tting.

If the geese are the first wave, we surrender!

clover wrote:

Canada has a navy?

Of course we do! It's just old and crappy. Some of the boats break down a lot, and Strangeblades already mentioned that our only submarines are a couple of old diesel-powered subs that we bought second-hand from Britain.

Bear wrote:

Have you ever tried to play golf on a course with a large population of geese? Those things are one of the biggest filth producers on the planet. Apparently, 97% of their day is spent sh*tting.

The other 3% of their day is spent making loud, obnoxious noises, and menacing small children. They are terrible animals.

I have it on good authority that West Edmonton Mall has four or five electric subs.

Kier wrote:

I have it on good authority that West Edmonton Mall has four or five electric subs.

What? Are they armed?

Strangeblades wrote:
Kier wrote:

I have it on good authority that West Edmonton Mall has four or five electric subs.

What? Are they armed?

Nope, very drunk though.