I'll show you a picture of myself if you show one of yours. Deal?

Cydonia?

Egyptian theme park?

Las Vegas?

Arrakis. Dune. Desert Planet.

Dressing up as a camel while some dude in a baseball cap rides you?

Stygia?

Inside a sophisticated VFX studio?

In Egypt near some Pyramids?

Spoiler:

Too soon?

Cairo! The city of the living!

ClockworkHouse wrote:
garion333 wrote:
LouZiffer wrote:

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Perfect

Yeah, that reaction is GOLDEN.

Be proud of how you Dadhard here. This is my future plans. Love the reaction.

I choose... Rallick's humor as best humor.

Rallick wrote:

Dressing up as a camel while some dude in a baseball cap rides you?

Jonman wrote:

Inside a sophisticated VFX studio?

The only VFX were in this shot:
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Gravey wrote:

Stygia?

By Crom!

Woo! I win!

Company party dress. My less than pleased expression is because I was roasting in this thing. Felt better once I got somewhere with more robust climate control.

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Looking good!

Edit: Also, I like the shoes but I'm not sure how you get them on. Do the straps detach and then you wrap them around and latch them somehow?

Gorgeous! Love the gold cuff/shoes combo

Asterith wrote:

Looking good!

Edit: Also, I like the shoes but I'm not sure how you get them on. Do the straps detach and then you wrap them around and latch them somehow?

Thanks! The heel cup has a zipper on the back, I step in from there, do strap adjustments and close it up.

DiscoDriveby wrote:

Gorgeous! Love the gold cuff/shoes combo :)

Accessorizing! Does wonders.

Here I am in a spec. print ad! Apologies for the low quality image (ripped it right from my phone) but at least the brief foray I made into dying out the silver hair has been recorded!

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deftly wrote:

One guess where I was last week.
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I did 2 weeks in Cairo when my parents were there in the 90s just before the gulf war broke out (literally weeks). It was a magical place. We did the camel ride out into the desert to stop at an oasis for tea but one of the more memorable things I did was riding Arabian horses in the desert. That was amazing!

I was also amazed at the amount of crushed pottery littering the ground. The wear on the pottery left me wondering if it was from within the tombs or ancient housing around the pyramids. We also traveled to Saqqara where I think was where I found the most pottery.

I wish I could go back with my son.

How did you find the western/eastern tolerance?

TheHarpoMarxist wrote:

Here I am in a spec. print ad! Apologies for the low quality image (ripped it right from my phone) but at least the brief foray I made into dying out the silver hair has been recorded!

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TheHarpoMarxist wrote:

Here I am in a spec. print ad! Apologies for the low quality image (ripped it right from my phone) but at least the brief foray I made into dying out the silver hair has been recorded!

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Speaking as someone that frequently drinks their cheap af honey booze, you certainly look like the sort of person that would drink Evan Williams in that ad.

Spoiler:

You make for a very handsome hobo.

ccesarano wrote:

Speaking as someone that frequently drinks their cheap af honey booze, you certainly look like the sort of person that would drink Evan Williams in that ad.

He's just as good as those other poster-people. Says so right there.

Tanglebones wrote:
TheHarpoMarxist wrote:

Here I am in a spec. print ad! Apologies for the low quality image (ripped it right from my phone) but at least the brief foray I made into dying out the silver hair has been recorded!

IMAGE(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17796350_10155316970202079_2573047081490432538_n.jpg?oh=0c8015ea92c70a7d7c27bf4a3963b0ca&oe=596209B8)

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See, the ad is PERFECT. I'm holding a whole bottle instead of just a glass, wearing a suit instead of tux, and appear intoxicated instead of sophisticated. My rates are clearly less than Bill Murray's. All of this does wonders to make an implied shout of "less expansive but" in front of the "it's just as good." Five stars. Would book me again.

I used to work for the ad agency that reps Jack Daniels and this is more personally appealing than anything I remember us ever doing.

I saw that ad and thought, "hey, that's that guy from The Widowers".

groan wrote:

I did 2 weeks in Cairo when my parents were there in the 90s just before the gulf war broke out (literally weeks). It was a magical place. We did the camel ride out into the desert to stop at an oasis for tea but one of the more memorable things I did was riding Arabian horses in the desert. That was amazing!

I was also amazed at the amount of crushed pottery littering the ground. The wear on the pottery left me wondering if it was from within the tombs or ancient housing around the pyramids. We also traveled to Saqqara where I think was where I found the most pottery.

I wish I could go back with my son.

How did you find the western/eastern tolerance?

Everyone was pretty friendly, and they're on the more liberal end of the spectrum. Their tourism has been hurting since the Arab Spring, they're trying really hard to make sure everything is secure. There is a significant Coptic Christian population there, of which a friend of mine is a member. So seeing women without headscarves isn't uncommon. My friend was provided a garment to cover her hair when we visited the Mosque of Amr ibn al-As. I didn't see anyone wearing shorts outside of the hotel, which is probably a good idea regardless, given the bloodthirsty mosquitoes and intense sun. We went to Saqqara too, to visit the Pyramid of Djoser and the carpet-weaving schools and shops.

ClockworkHouse wrote:

I saw that ad and thought, "hey, that's that guy from The Widowers".

Oh my god, it is!

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Demosthenes wrote:
ClockworkHouse wrote:

I saw that ad and thought, "hey, that's that guy from The Widowers".

Oh my god, it is!

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Gravey wrote:
Demosthenes wrote:
ClockworkHouse wrote:

I saw that ad and thought, "hey, that's that guy from The Widowers".

Oh my god, it is!

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I could watch Archer gifs all day.