I'll show you a picture of myself if you show one of yours. Deal?

garion333 wrote:
FSeven wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Oh, man, those spoofs were hilarious. Need to watch them again.

I'll have to post up some old grade school pictures and PAL soccer league pictures with David Blaine. Back then, I knew him as David Bukalo. Awkward kid with glasses and a mini afro. We used to be big into trading baseball cards and magic. Well, he did the magic. I spent most of the time trying to figure out how he did it.

Oh man, you knew him growing up? Pretty cool.

Your kids look cute and happy. They couldn't possibly have come from you. :P

Yeah, he was goofy as a kid. Didn't grow into himself until late in high school.

And I'm sure at some point my kids will insist they are adopted. My wife and my kids are wayyyyy too good for me. They assure me that I'm really a great husband/father/guy but I reassure them that the folks on GWJ would insist that I'm a completely angry douchebag.

Puce Moose wrote:

That's a great backdrop on the shot with you and your wife, FSeven. Is that a long walking path stretching out into the distance behind the two of you? Where was that taken? I swear I've seen that background somewhere before.

Two for one; you get to see me and my cat Mango! My mom snapped this whilst I snoozed, unaware. I like how my arms look sort of like M.C. Escher arms. Follow the lines!

Oak Valley Plantation in Louisiana. You've probably seen it as the plantation in Forrest Gump and numerous other movies. History aside, it really is a sight to behold.

Talk about Escher arms. I had to look at that picture a few times before my mind would accept that it's not just one extremely long arm wrapped around Mango and yourself.

Rob_Anybody wrote:
Nevin73 wrote:

So how is Movember going to work with the Drill Instructors?

Thankfully, I don't have to deal with drill sergeants anymore. That was just in basic. Though from what I hear they're bringing them back to AIT. Either way, I'm well done with that. Army regs allow mustaches, they just can't extend past the left and right edge of the lips, and can't cover the top part of the upper lip. The army 'stache pretty much looks horrible on anyone, but it's Movember dammit.
Week one:
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I say this as a loving, caring NCO: You are probably going to wind up sporting a molestache. It's nothing personal, but you have to have a really wide mouth and a really narrow nose to pull that off without looking like either Hitler or a molester. But rock it out hard man, you rock that stache.

My wife and I just got back from a short vacation / travel for work in San Francisco. We rented a GoCar and drove all over!

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They have a GPS with a radio which gives you suggestions on tour routes but you're open to drive where you want as long as it's not on a highway (They don't go above about 30mph, 10-15 up those steep hills). The freedom to drive wherever but still get tour info automatically fed to us was awesome!

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We toured Alcatraz which has a really well done audio tour. We also met some surly birds.

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mrwynd wrote:

My wife and I just got back from a short vacation / travel for work in San Francisco. We rented a GoCar and drove all over!

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They have a GPS with a radio which gives you suggestions on tour routes but you're open to drive where you want as long as it's not on a highway (They don't go above about 30mph, 10-15 up those steep hills). The freedom to drive wherever but still get tour info automatically fed to us was awesome!

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We toured Alcatraz which has a really well done audio tour. We also met some surly birds.

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Awesome! I hope you had a great trip out here!

I hate those little yellow go-karts so very, very much. Glad you had fun though.

I was thinking they must drive locals insane, especially with those speeds up hill. Looks like fun though.

Oh man, I want one of those GoCar's for my daily commute.

It's also confirmed. West Coast birds can probably kick East Coast birds' asses.

mrwynd wrote:

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"You're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know!"

FSeven wrote:

It's also confirmed. West Coast birds can probably kick East Coast birds' asses.

Pensacola Pelican suggests that you keep your opinion to yourself.

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Coldstream wrote:
FSeven wrote:

It's also confirmed. West Coast birds can probably kick East Coast birds' asses.

Pensacola Pelican suggests that you keep your opinion to yourself.

How Chicago deals with lots of problems, including Birds.

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KEA_Lightning wrote:
Coldstream wrote:
FSeven wrote:

It's also confirmed. West Coast birds can probably kick East Coast birds' asses.

Pensacola Pelican suggests that you keep your opinion to yourself.

How Chicago deals with lots of problems, including Birds.

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wat. There are no guns in Chicago, everyone knows this.

AnimeJ wrote:
KEA_Lightning wrote:
Coldstream wrote:
FSeven wrote:

It's also confirmed. West Coast birds can probably kick East Coast birds' asses.

Pensacola Pelican suggests that you keep your opinion to yourself.

How Chicago deals with lots of problems, including Birds.

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wat. There are no guns in Chicago, everyone knows this.

Yeah everyone knows they were all buried is Capone's vault, right Geraldo?

Week two:
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Kill it with fire!

I made it two weeks before I shaved the damned thing off. But let me show you how it's done.

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Coldstream wrote:

Kill it with fire!

I concur.

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Chairman_Mao wrote:
ZaneRockfist wrote:

I shouldn't post one, but here goes:

you're invisible!

Yeah, the original image was bigger than the one painted on the Sistine Chapel. Resized it.

Double derp

no-shave efforts

Amateurs:

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Radical Ans wrote:

Halloween times!

Yours truly as the MC Bat Commander:

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Hero.

meh

Pretty stoked about my brand new skis, so I had to take them out and put them to the test yesterday

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Next up for purchase, a camera with a faster shutter speed.

Ron Burgundy time!

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Merry Christmas everyone!

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Cragmyre wrote:

Merry Christmas everyone!

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Wah? Cragmyre is really inflatable Santa's Johnson!?!?

Who knew that Santa was that well hung.

Nevin73 wrote:

Who knew that Santa was that well hung.

Well, he does have a giant sack slung over his shoulder, and only comes once a year...

The only thing I noticed is that crag's knees are damp.