I'll show you a picture of myself if you show one of yours. Deal?

Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:
Yon Rabbit wrote:

My camera is mostly pointed at my baby boy nowadays, but here's a picture of me training my nephew in the manly arts:
IMAGE(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d133/Salvaje1/shaving.jpg)

A dead ringer for Elija Wood!

BTW I don't like this thread. It spoils the whole "Employee Profile" fun. Correction -- it would spoil the whole "Employee Profile" fun if the Management hasn't practically run into the ground already.

What, you don't like my thread? I don't remember seeing you posting a picture

This isn't YOUR thread. This thread belongs to the PEOPLE, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sorry, Feral, but this is what came to mind when I saw the photo:

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Cute kid, however. Just...yeah, I'm sick in the head, I know.

This one was taken in December 2004 on 'Beer Run' night which involved neither Beer nor Running, but instead... SPIRITS! (We don't like them.)
This is the gf and I drunk-a-doodle-doo. Oh, there are more pictures from that night that should never see the light of a public forum. This one's bad enough, but in the spirit of things...

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Note the glorious Onion cap and the whistle lips that I broke by blowing in them too hard and too often.

Wow.. it comes pre-photoshopped.

BTW, FeralPug's child is the archnemesis of horde baby. You'll also buy that anger is the complete opposite of happiness.

On the Internet nobody knows you're a dog...

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We need to get more of these hot significant others to register on the site. We could double the hotness in one foul swoop.
Ah, and this is me impersonating Kirk. Oh the irony, I know. And let me clarify, that I am not a trekkie by any stretch of the imagination. This is pure coincidence. Phone number censored, as I don't know Dennis and I'm sure he wouldn't appreciate an onslaught of strangers prank calling him.

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Great photos everyone!

This thread:

Dominated by cracker-white greasiness.

We may have to post a few images of Shaft just to settle out into a light grey.

superspork wrote:

Oh yeah she says f-ing hi. It was easy I told her I would make out with her.. ;)

Before or after you gave her the free T-shirt?

Rat Boy wrote:
superspork wrote:

Oh yeah she says f-ing hi. It was easy I told her I would make out with her.. ;)

Before or after you gave her the free T-shirt?

Before and after.

So needless to say it was a great day for me.

Couple pics
Obligatory Wedding Shot:
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Obligatory Coconut Bra Shot:
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A shirt is on, and the Cocnuts obscures the nipple. Also, there is no bored, exhausted look of "God, another one? Allright, drop em' and let's get this over with."

Redhwk > Bagga

Desram wrote:

Ugh.
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I have to respect anyone that has a whiteboard in their room. Two no less. I also extend this rule to people with periodic tables in their rooms but I don't see one of those in there.

Chiggie Von Richthofen wrote:

I have to respect anyone that has a whiteboard in their room. Two no less. I also extend this rule to people with periodic tables in their rooms but I don't see one of those in there.

Yay, I'm not the only fan of whiteboards. It's a trick I got from work. Literally every wall there is plastered with them so that's what I did in my garage/workshop at least anywhere not covered with pegboard...

duckideva wrote:

Mars, honey...Why does nice Rich have a coyote on his head?

Cuz he says he likes the way it looks when he rides his Harley. I don't think you want to argue with him. His arms are as big as my legs.

Marsman wrote:
duckideva wrote:

Mars, honey...Why does nice Rich have a coyote on his head?

Cuz he says he likes the way it looks when he rides his Harley. I don't think you want to argue with him. His arms are as big as my legs.

I make a rule to never argue with anyone wearing roadkill. You wouldn't think you'd need that sort of rule...but in fact, you do.

Gorilla.800.lbs wrote:
Yon Rabbit wrote:

My camera is mostly pointed at my baby boy nowadays, but here's a picture of me training my nephew in the manly arts:
IMAGE(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d133/Salvaje1/shaving.jpg)

A dead ringer for Elija Wood!

BTW I don't like this thread. It spoils the whole "Employee Profile" fun. Correction -- it would spoil the whole "Employee Profile" fun if the Management hasn't practically run into the ground already.

I get that all the time. People say to me, "You look just like Elijah Wood. Only older. And fatter. And you look like you drink a lot. And please stop touching me."

Marsman, with that new avatar you should petition your Gamertag to be changed to 'Cunning Linguist.'

Mixolyde wrote:

Gamertag to be changed to 'Cunning Linguist.'

It's implied.

Great pictures all. Thought I should share mine as well.

Here's my attempt with the Facegen program.

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Round 1... FIGHT!!!

That kid better have a special attack up his sleeve.

shihonage wrote:

That kid better have a special attack up his sleeve.

It's called the crotch punch, shiho.

Rat Boy wrote:
shihonage wrote:

That kid better have a special attack up his sleeve.

It's called the crotch punch, shiho.

Monkey Grabs the Peach strike!

Cmon Rat Boy, I think you're the last one left. PRESSURE IS ON!

I'm waiting on getting the perfect one from my cousin that he took a few weeks ago.

Rat Boy wrote:

I'm waiting on getting the perfect one from my cousin that he took a few weeks ago.

I hope you know, my mental image involves a lot of whiskers. And a fondness of cheese.

Swat wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

I'm waiting on getting the perfect one from my cousin that he took a few weeks ago.

I hope you know, my mental image involves a lot of whiskers. And a fondness of cheese.

How soon we forget that Rat Boy has already shown us his face.

IMAGE(http://www.gamerswithjobs.com/images/Freak_Movie_Monster_21.jpg)

I will find a good picture and post it later.

Fine.

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Alexander, I love ya like a brother but please button up next time!