LoveFAQs

Dimmerswitch wrote:

Paging Mr. Boogle... Mr. Boogle to the LoveFAQs thread, please.

I'm just going to leave it at go read the thread in question. Enough has been said on the issue.

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Paging Pat Benatar.

Congrats Lara. Sounds like an interesing project.

All I ask is that you sign off each article with "Bitchessss."

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MeatMan wrote:

Congrats Lara. Sounds like an interesing project.

All I ask is that you sign off each article with "Bitchessss."

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An invocation to El Khunt would be pleasing as well

So is it intentionally a play on "Love Shack", or is that on purpose?

KaterinLHC wrote:

After a long string of comically awful relationships ... I somehow still found the love of my life ...

Lots of folks find booze after bad relationships. I think you'll help your credibility more if you use more mentions of DS and less of scotch.

Congrats on the gig.

Here's one: Dear LoveFAQs: I'm seeing a girl and we've had sex before, but she now lost her job. She says she'll clean my room and give me a bj a couple of times a week if I give her (around) 100 bucks just so she won't starve. She needs this to pay rent, and it would last about a month while she starts a business with her sister. Good idea, or GREAT idea? We're really just friends, at best. Let your advice rain on me

edit: I need a pen name, how about:

Sincerely, "Desperado for BJs"

edit 2: Or how about signing it "Lovin' For Laundry"

KaterinLHC wrote:
muttonchop wrote:
Grenn wrote:

Wondering in Winterfell.

Dear LoveFAQs,
I am married to my deceased brother's fiancee, but I also fathered a bastard with another woman. My wife hates the kid, but I really want him to come live with us. Any advice?

The answer to that question would take at least five books. Maybe seven. I don't think The Escapist has that in their monthly budget.

I have faith in you! I'm certain you could finish them all within, say, a year. Maybe two.

Mex wrote:

Here's one: Dear LoveFAQs: I'm seeing a girl and we've had sex before, but she now lost her job. She says she'll clean my room and give me a bj a couple of times a week if I give her (around) 100 bucks just so she won't starve. She needs this to pay rent, and it would last about a month while she starts a business with her sister. Good idea, or GREAT idea? We're really just friends, at best. Let your advice rain on me

edit: I need a pen name, how about:

Sincerely, "Desperado for BJs"

edit 2: Or how about signing it "Lovin' For Laundry"

Wasn't this the subject of a Seinfeld episode?

Mex, LoveFAQs needs pictures to make a proper decision.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Mex, LoveFAQs needs pictures to make a proper decision.

Can Mex write the love advice column for GWJ? Certis could create a premium membership and charge for the column, and he'd make a killing.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Mex, LoveFAQs needs pictures to make a proper decision.

LoveFAQs = You? : p

She's not as hot as the other girl, but she's ok... Nice girl really, I honestly don't know if I should feel bad or what, and come on, she was giving it away for free before.

Anyway she's supposedly going to dye her hair blonde next week, if she looks nice I'll try to remember and take some pics...

Greatest idea, Mex. I'm now considering Mexico on my short list of places to live.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Greatest idea, Mex. I'm now considering Mexico on my short list of places to live.

It's nice, except for the random beheadings and kidnappings...

Well the Escapist doesn't work for me, or anyone in my suburb, so I guess my question is 'WHY, Escapist, WHY??!?!

El-Taco-the-Rogue wrote:

Well the Escapist doesn't work for me, or anyone in my suburb, so I guess my question is 'WHY, Escapist, WHY??!?!

I am amused by the thought of you going door-to-door in your neighborhood, checking the uptime of a single website.

[size=8]Why yes, I am easily amused.[/size]

kazooka wrote:

So is it intentionally a play on "Love Shack", or is that on purpose?

I admit, it did cross my mind. So when you're reading it, just imagine the B-52s singing every email.

Baron of Hell wrote:

Do you think everyone needs someone else to be complete? Can you reach your full potential without someone to love and to love you back.

Mex wrote:

Here's one: Dear LoveFAQs: I'm seeing a girl and we've had sex before, but she now lost her job. She says she'll clean my room and give me a bj a couple of times a week if I give her (around) 100 bucks just so she won't starve. She needs this to pay rent, and it would last about a month while she starts a business with her sister. Good idea, or GREAT idea? We're really just friends, at best. Let your advice rain on me

NO FREEBIES. Get to your emails! (Bitches.)

I think with a steady diet of Mex questions, LoveFAQs would become so large and so awesome it might achieve sentience.

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a LoveFAQ

Dear Penthouse LoveFaqs,

I want to date a bisexual cheerleader who calls herself Batgirl, with approval of my girlfriend. How?

*hits send*

I'm not sure which one is the biggest challenge.

KaterinLHC wrote:
kazooka wrote:

So is it intentionally a play on "Love Shack", or is that on purpose?

I admit, it did cross my mind. So when you're reading it, just imagine the B-52s singing every email.

Answer with lyrics.

"Sign says, 'Stay away, fool.'"

Mex wrote:

Here's one: Dear LoveFAQs: I'm seeing a girl and we've had sex before, but she now lost her job. She says she'll clean my room and give me a bj a couple of times a week if I give her (around) 100 bucks just so she won't starve. She needs this to pay rent, and it would last about a month while she starts a business with her sister. Good idea, or GREAT idea? We're really just friends, at best. Let your advice rain on me

edit: I need a pen name, how about:

Sincerely, "Desperado for BJs"

edit 2: Or how about signing it "Lovin' For Laundry"

I say instead of cash, make the transaction in sandwiches.

El-Taco-the-Rogue wrote:

Well the Escapist doesn't work for me, or anyone in my suburb, so I guess my question is 'WHY, Escapist, WHY??!?!

LulzSec did it for the lulz.

Lara, no harm is "borrowing" anonymous questions from MBMBAM and Yahoo! Answers, right?

Mixolyde wrote:
El-Taco-the-Rogue wrote:

Well the Escapist doesn't work for me, or anyone in my suburb, so I guess my question is 'WHY, Escapist, WHY??!?!

LulzSec did it for the lulz.

Lara, no harm is "borrowing" anonymous questions from MBMBAM and Yahoo! Answers, right?

How is babby formed?

Trainwreck wrote:
Mex wrote:

Here's one: Dear LoveFAQs: I'm seeing a girl and we've had sex before, but she now lost her job. She says she'll clean my room and give me a bj a couple of times a week if I give her (around) 100 bucks just so she won't starve. She needs this to pay rent, and it would last about a month while she starts a business with her sister. Good idea, or GREAT idea? We're really just friends, at best. Let your advice rain on me

edit: I need a pen name, how about:

Sincerely, "Desperado for BJs"

edit 2: Or how about signing it "Lovin' For Laundry"

Wasn't this the subject of a Seinfeld episode?

That was the Bob Newhart show.

My unsolicited answer would be, if you don't mind losing her as a friend and have no qualms about turning it into a hooker/john relationship, go ahead. That's all it'll be from then on.

Gremlin wrote:
El-Taco-the-Rogue wrote:

Well the Escapist doesn't work for me, or anyone in my suburb, so I guess my question is 'WHY, Escapist, WHY??!?!

I am amused by the thought of you going door-to-door in your neighborhood, checking the uptime of a single website.

[size=8]Why yes, I am easily amused.[/size]

I didn't actually ask everybody, just the six-ish people I knew in the area who also had used the site. One day it worked, and then boom, gone. For everybody.

Wha? We went through two pages of comments and no one even commented on...

KaterinLHC wrote:

I once dated a bisexual cheerleader who called himself Batman

Actually, that gives me an idea for a question....

Montalban wrote:

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Paging Pat Benatar.

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Cod wrote:

Wha? We went through two pages of comments and no one even commented on...

KaterinLHC wrote:

I once dated a bisexual cheerleader who called himself Batman

Actually, that gives me an idea for a question....

Skimmer! My post is even on the same page...

Dear LoveFAQs, how can I be as awesome as you when I grow up? Failing that, can I at least be as awesome as Mex?