In a strange twist of fate, I've been asked by The Escapist to write LoveFAQs, a new weekly advice column about sex, dating and relationships. Frankly, I'm beyond excited about it, and we've already gotten some great submissions for it.
But we need more. So help me, Obi-Wan Goodjers.
Got questions? I got answers.
I'll give you the same general spiel I posted in The Escapist forums: I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not a therapist. I'm not even a dentist. But I do know a thing or two about finding love and making it last. After a long string of comically awful relationships -- I once dated a bisexual cheerleader who called himself Batman, and he was one of the normal ones -- I somehow still found the love of my life, so who knows? Maybe I can help you find yours, too.
No question is too saucy or too strange, and everything's strictly confidential and anonymous. Like I said at The Escapist, think of me like your older sister -- if your older sister were a foul-mouthed, hard-drinking math geek who could kick your ass in Smash Brothers.
So if you have any burning love, dating or relationship questions, please email me at [email protected] (DON'T post them to this forum thread, or else Rob might get upset about spoilers). And I look forward to your submissions.
So, you know. SUBMIT.