I'm working on organizing the next GWJ Chess Tourney at chess.com for our group (or check out the thread here at GWJ), and I'd love to do custom trophies. Who's up for creating something fun? Maybe a standard trophy with a weiner bomb on top? Or a Pillow of Heterosexuality? Gold, Silver and Bronze of the same thing would be typical, but feel free to make a different trophy for each place if you feel ambitious. I think they accept any rasterized image format (and if not, I can convert here). So if you have some free time waiting for Portal 2 to decrypt, try your hand at a trophy!
Thanks! And come join the chess group!