The Much awaited Boogle Dating thread

Nosferatu wrote:

MrDevil909,
I should point out that its still the same woman as before, this was just the first time we'd manage to go out on a proper date together. It's why I said it was technically a first date.

Ah, okay. That's a slow process you've got there. As long as it works for you.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

2) Always seem to get plenty of sleep.

So. True.

kaostheory wrote:
MrDeVil909 wrote:
Nosferatu wrote:
boogle wrote:

Look, accept some things as truth. Like all black face is racist and I will catch up during break with the posts.

I deny your reality and subsititute my own.
Poor Boogle, last night/this morning that was for you man. Although I feel kind of bad that was technically a first date and I put out... I'm so easy...

Hmmmm, you really turned things around from where you were a few months ago.

Boogle, new strategy: tell girls you're celibate. Apparently it really gets them going.

Some people really like a challenge.

It would seem that the discussion of feminism put the Boogle Memorial to rest. I was planning on updating my adventures with waitress that turns out to have a girlfriend.

Shall there be a Son of the (Boogle Memorial) Dating Advice/Tips Thread?

ccesarano wrote:

It would seem that the discussion of feminism put the Boogle Memorial to rest. I was planning on updating my adventures with waitress that turns out to have a girlfriend.

Shall there be a Son of the (Boogle Memorial) Dating Advice/Tips Thread?

The way things are going, probably not, but I guess we have to wait for an update from him.

ccesarano wrote:

It would seem that the discussion of feminism put the Boogle Memorial to rest. I was planning on updating my adventures with waitress that turns out to have a girlfriend.

Shall there be a Son of the (Boogle Memorial) Dating Advice/Tips Thread?

Bold for emphasis. Need more info...

If there is a new thread can we name it the Boogle tribute thread? Unless someone goes out and murders Boogle "memorial" really isn't applicable.

Yonder wrote:

If there is a new thread can we name it the Boogle tribute thread? Unless someone goes out and murders Boogle "memorial" really isn't applicable.

It the year is in fact 1998, then this whole thread amounts to child abuse.

FOR BOOGLE!

ccesarano wrote:

It would seem that the discussion of feminism put the Boogle Memorial to rest. I was planning on updating my adventures with waitress that turns out to have a girlfriend.

Did you make out with her? If not you aren't quite up to boogle's level yet?

Pour Boogle.

Despite the fact that I'm somehow technically a virgin still according to the site... FOR BOOGLE!

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Grubber788 wrote:

It the year is in fact 1998, then this whole thread amounts to child abuse.

If it's 1998, then this thread would be about me.

Rat Boy wrote:
Grubber788 wrote:

It the year is in fact 1998, then this whole thread amounts to child abuse.

If it's 1998, then this thread would be about me. :(

That's deep... Even Mex and Ratboy were once virgins. It's weird to think about, sort of like thinking about Hitler playing with a ball at three years old.

Yonder wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
Grubber788 wrote:

It the year is in fact 1998, then this whole thread amounts to child abuse.

If it's 1998, then this thread would be about me. :(

That's deep... Even Mex and Ratboy were once virgins. It's weird to think about, sort of like thinking about Hitler playing with a ball at three years old.

Indeed yonder. I like it.

boogle wrote:
Yonder wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
Grubber788 wrote:

It the year is in fact 1998, then this whole thread amounts to child abuse.

If it's 1998, then this thread would be about me. :(

That's deep... Even Mex and Ratboy were once virgins. It's weird to think about, sort of like thinking about Hitler playing with a ball at three years old.

Indeed yonder. I like it.

You like Hitler?

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
boogle wrote:
Yonder wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
Grubber788 wrote:

It the year is in fact 1998, then this whole thread amounts to child abuse.

If it's 1998, then this thread would be about me. :(

That's deep... Even Mex and Ratboy were once virgins. It's weird to think about, sort of like thinking about Hitler playing with a ball at three years old.

Indeed yonder. I like it.

You like Hitler?

No, he likes playing with balls

Teacher girl's car alarm is the horn tapping out an SOS. *swoon*

(and before you ask, no I didn't try breaking into it. Darn thing got set off by a passing gravel truck)

Rat Boy wrote:

Teacher girl's car alarm is the horn tapping out an SOS. *swoon*

(and before you ask, no I didn't try breaking into it. Darn thing got set off by a passing gravel truck)

At least that is what you are telling the cops, right?

edit: remember most people don't remember that many specific details, so don't add too many details like the name fo the gravel company or the plate number on the truck. The cops will know you are making it up then.

Falchion wrote:
ccesarano wrote:

It would seem that the discussion of feminism put the Boogle Memorial to rest. I was planning on updating my adventures with waitress that turns out to have a girlfriend.

Shall there be a Son of the (Boogle Memorial) Dating Advice/Tips Thread?

Bold for emphasis. Need more info... :)

MrDeVil909 wrote:
ccesarano wrote:

It would seem that the discussion of feminism put the Boogle Memorial to rest. I was planning on updating my adventures with waitress that turns out to have a girlfriend.

Did you make out with her? If not you aren't quite up to boogle's level yet?

Yeah, Falchion, your desire for more info kinda meets MrDeVil909's sentiments. This isn't a real laugher of a strike out story, just a "natch" sort of story.

I liked the Dating/Advice tips thread as just a place to spill about excitement, even over the dumbest stuff. So it's not an interesting story, just sentiments I wanted to share. Most of the stories in the thread weren't Boogle level, but I found it valuable.

Lets not corrupt my thread with less than epic stories.

Boogle you wouldn't know epic if it made out with you and started dating it's ex-boyfriend.

Harsh! True but harsh.

Rat Boy wrote:

Teacher girl's car alarm is the horn tapping out an SOS. *swoon*

(and before you ask, no I didn't try breaking into it. Darn thing got set off by a passing gravel truck)

Thanks to this thread, breaking into someone's car is no longer the creepiest way of setting off someone's car alarm that I can think of.

CheezePavilion wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

Teacher girl's car alarm is the horn tapping out an SOS. *swoon*

(and before you ask, no I didn't try breaking into it. Darn thing got set off by a passing gravel truck)

Thanks to this thread, breaking into someone's car is no longer the creepiest way of setting off someone's car alarm that I can think of.

That's why you need to get the car in the mood first

Tanglebones wrote:
CheezePavilion wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

Teacher girl's car alarm is the horn tapping out an SOS. *swoon*

(and before you ask, no I didn't try breaking into it. Darn thing got set off by a passing gravel truck)

Thanks to this thread, breaking into someone's car is no longer the creepiest way of setting off someone's car alarm that I can think of.

That's why you need to get the car in the mood first :)

Maybe there's a reason it honks out SOS...

ccesarano wrote:

I liked the Dating/Advice tips thread as just a place to spill about excitement, even over the dumbest stuff. So it's not an interesting story, just sentiments I wanted to share. Most of the stories in the thread weren't Boogle level, but I found it valuable.

I think we'd be safe making a general purpose dating thread, as long as we keep it on topic. Possibly with a title that doesn't say Boogle, to keep folks from confusing the two. We don't want to water down that infamous Boogle brand.

You know who I miss? Boѻgle.

Who?

Nightmare wrote:

Who?

he was like Boogle, only with the option functional sex life attachment.