The Much awaited Boogle Dating thread

*Legion* wrote:
Grumpicus wrote:
Just the thought of Boogle dating is already more than I can handle.

OU girls feel the same.

Thought he had a thing for Longhorn Girl. Wait a minute, isn't that considered blasphemy?

Rat Boy wrote:
Thought he had a thing for Longhorn Girl.

Who doesn't?

Wait a minute, isn't that considered blasphemy?

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*Legion* wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
Thought he had a thing for Longhorn Girl.

Who doesn't?

Wait a minute, isn't that considered blasphemy?

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I remember watching that in seventh grade. The teacher gave us a twenty minute intro into how stacked the girl playing Juliet is. He was a little creepy.

But she was stacked, so he had that right.

That line "I'm a math major I don't understand this stuff."
I'm calling BS there.

boogle wrote:
That line "I'm a math major I don't understand this stuff."
I'm calling BS there.

Don't care. Wouldn't mind doing some multiplication tables with her.

Psych wrote:
I remember watching that in seventh grade. The teacher gave us a twenty minute intro into how stacked the girl playing Juliet is. He was a little creepy.

But she was stacked, so he had that right.

No matter how many naked girls I see on the Internet, I still remember those boobies so fondly.

Wow, I forgot how cute Juliet was. Is she that cute during the whole movie? Maybe I'll watch it again.

Juliet was hot. I was a good student, and very involved in my high school, but seeing her naked in Freshman English class was a highlight of my academic career.

Her name is Olivia Hussey if you want to, you know, relive a beautiful memory.

Boogle, if you're trying to catch the attention of Longhorn Girl, this ain't the way to do it.

Fantasy Football continues its cockblocking rampage!

Seriously, that 20 minutes could've been better spent.

Clemenstation wrote:
Fantasy Football continues its cockblocking rampage!

Seriously, that 20 minutes could've been better spent.

Oh, the cockblocking rampage will continue.

It's Tuesday. Either post another or we'll turn the thread into an Olivia Hussey and Longhorn Girl Picture Thread.

Hmm. Maybe we should start one of those anyway.

Allright Date number 2, which is in reality Tutor session 1.
Jana calls me one night complaining about her math class (1432 or some crap). Thinking huh, I can turn this into something I say sure come over.
I spend the next 3 hellish hours explaining factoring of polynomials over and over and over.
I am literally so mentally exhausted at the end of it that all I can think of is watching the wire and chilling on my bed.
As such, I help jana pack up her things and then throw on the wire on my computer and lay out on my bed.
She asks what I am doing, I explain without the snark and pretentious overtones present above.
She sits on the bed, watching for 5 minutes or so. This proceeds until she is cuddled up against me and the episode is over. I sit there for a second, take stock of the situation, noting the closed door which would stop any attempt of my roommate to block me. I make my move, pulling the cheesy hair brush, stare deep into her eyes and then move in.
Bam, whammo, spectacular. HEAVY petting. Her shorts are off and I am getting felt up, while I snatch some oogaba from time to time.
I am in f*cking heaven as she pushes into me and slips her hand inside my t-shirt.
Then I hear this load ass ping from my computer speakers as Fedora McQuaid requests my presence in L4D. Somehow this knocks her out of her amorous state and she asks me what it was.
I say probably nothing, a L4D invite or something, just ignore it. She takes this moment to look at the time and goes "Oh crap, I need to get back to my place."
I try to persuade her to stay, but only get a kiss and a butt grab from her before she skeedadles.

This is how L4D cockblocked me.
Later that week she comes over to hang out, and is completely non amorous.
Upon late investigation (via my facebook feed) she the next day started a facebook official relationship with someone else she is dating to this day.

Geez, way to go Fedora. When you get your tag it's gonna be "fantasy football".

This one comes after the making out DM.

Creepy Legion wrote:
Since I'm married now, I must live vicariously through stories like these.

Boogle hit me with the news on Twitter direct messages. Gmail still archives the notifications I got:

boogle: I may or may not have been c*ck blocked by a L4D invite pinging. WTF

(I probably ask, "what happened?")

boogle: Making out on my bed. Invite pops, sound hits speakers.She then pulls up for a second, checks phone and realizes she is late for something.

(I'm sure I said something comforting and not at all mocking)

boogle: The good news was after she left I was already in bed to go to sleep. Teach me to leave steam and sound on.

(And, in what was a topical reference at the time...)

boogle: Yo boogle, Imma let you finish making out, BUT L4D IS ONE OF THE GREATEST MP SHOOTERS OF ALL TIME

I saved those DMs for a long time. Nothing brightens the day like the phone buzzing with an SMS or a tweet from Boogle after he's been near a woman.

boogle wrote:
This one comes after the making out DM.
Creepy Legion wrote:
Since I'm married now, I must live vicariously through stories like these.

That sure sounds like me...

Bwahahahaha!

Yet another reason my pc is in the living room and not my bedroom.

boogle wrote:
Then I hear this load ass ping from my computer speakers as Fedora McQuaid requests my presence in L4D. Somehow this knocks her out of her amorous state and she asks me what it was.


Clearly this is the fault of a combination of Steam idling, zombies, and the internet!

Maybe it reminded her she had a L4D game to get to.

*Legion* wrote:
boogle: The good news was after she left I was already in bed with my computer on and a box of tissues. Teach me to leave steam and sound on.

(And, in what was a topical reference at the time...)

boogle: Yo boogle, Imma let you finish making out, BUT L4D IS ONE OF THE GREATEST MP SHOOTERS OF ALL TIME

I saved those DMs for a long time. Nothing brightens the day like the phone buzzing with an SMS or a tweet from Boogle after he's been near a woman.

FTF obvious historical inaccuracy reasons

Wow, I always knew Fedora was a bastard, but I just had no idea it went this deep.

That is a simply incredible tale of videogame cockblockery. I am amused and have empathetic blue balls in your honor. Now I'll have to go home and slip it to the wife... until interrupted by my 6-year-old. 1st grader cockblockery trumps all.

Facebook smacebook. She wants some boogle.

This story is hilarious. Next girl you bring back to your place, challenge her to a L4D match to see if she's worthy.

boogle wrote:
speakers as Fedora McQuaid requests my presence in L4D. Somehow this knocks her out of her amorous state and she asks me what it was.

I'm highly disappointed this was not me sending you the invite. I shall have to send you nightly invites to L4D2 now.

ColdForged wrote:
That is a simply incredible tale of videogame cockblockery. I am amused and have empathetic blue balls in your honor. Now I'll have to go home and slip it to the wife... until interrupted by my 6-year-old. 1st grader cockblockery trumps all.

This is why your bedroom should be as remotely located from your children as possible. Mine is downstairs in the basement, and the children are banned from descending the stairs unless they're taking out trash or leaving the house.

Realistically, the thread title should have been "Look how against situations implying otherwise, boogle does not get laid"

Date 2 is what we refer to as getting cookies, but no milk. Growing up going to a private religious school I got a great deal of cookies before I learned how to get the milk. Here's to you hopefully learning the fine art that is "dating". There is nothing like the thrill of the chase IMHO.

ukickmydog wrote:
boogle wrote:
speakers as Fedora McQuaid requests my presence in L4D. Somehow this knocks her out of her amorous state and she asks me what it was.

I'm highly disappointed this was not me sending you the invite. I shall have to send you nightly invites to L4D2 now.

Me, too. I don't know whether to stop sending invites to boogle, or send him many, many more.