Just because Mex will nail almost anything on two legs with female anatomy doesn't mean he does it willy nilly. In fact, it would seem that he just buys em by the case.
Mex wrote:Whatever happens, use a condom
Buh?!?
I agree, but Mex saying that? :)
He speaks from experience.
I thought that the thread title was Boggle dating. I was really curious as to how those 2 things would work together.
Boogle? The Date?
skeletonframes wrote:boogle wrote:The night ends with my stumbling inside to my bed, passing out in the shower and having to ask my roommate for her number as the number on my hand is now a smear.
Please tell me the number was written on the back of your hand. Spare me the image of how the number got smeared, please.
Oh, I had tried to shower but had passed out. I was naked lying in the tub.
Are you sure the water caused the number to smear off your palm?
Mex wrote:Whatever happens, use a condom
Or use an alias.
Ron Mexico. Works every time.
I love good drunk stories. I seem to remember someone posting one about some golf carts, a beach house and the cops a while back, was that someone from here? Either way, I seem to recall it being a very good story.
For shame Boogle! You're supposed to hire a camera crew to follow you around for this type of stuff. The world demands "BoogleVision". Just not the bathtub scene, it's ok to edit that out.
Was anyone involved in this story pregnant?
I sip on Mexican Coke and await Boogle's first actual "date" post.
I snort Mexican Coke and await Boogle's first actual "date" post.
I love good drunk stories. I seem to remember someone posting one about some golf carts, a beach house and the cops a while back, was that someone from here? Either way, I seem to recall it being a very good story.
I want to say that was Sanjuro. I could be wrong though.
Did you use your "It's Boogle Baby!" line on her?
Serengeti wrote:I love good drunk stories. I seem to remember someone posting one about some golf carts, a beach house and the cops a while back, was that someone from here? Either way, I seem to recall it being a very good story.
I want to say that was Sanjuro. I could be wrong though.
That'd be Mr Crinkle and the Kinger and after seeing pictures of his ridculously hot girlfriend, I can understand why the former stays out of the full-extent of the latter's shenanigans.
Thumbs up so far
The truth finally comes out. And all that trouble and you ended up with a 6-7 GWJFFL2 record and...well, don't want to spoil the end for the audience. You never mentioned she was a redhead; given their rarity, you should've just automated your draft and took your chances.
So far so good!
Re part one. I do not pretend to claim from the point of experience, since I have never been neither a player nor a drinker, but if I went out with an intent to score, I would absolutely avoid drinking.
The truth finally comes out. And all that trouble and you ended up with a 6-7 GWJFFL2 record and...well, don't want to spoil the end for the audience.
Check my sig for the spoiler.
COCKBLOCKED
Damn. Where is the thumbs up button again?
She proclaims she is tired so we head back to the jeep. I take a second to check my messages, see Legion's 5 texts, last one proclaiming "YOURE GETTING LAID I KNOW IT YOU BASTARD."For a little piece of the view from my side: what boogle and I had planned was me drafting the first two rounds of his draft. Boogs has the wraparound pick at the end of round 1/start of round 2. We figured out ahead of time approximately who would be available and I would make those picks.
I ended up drafting ten rounds before I finally had to text boogle and tell him that I had to bail - I had a wife ready for dinner and I had made her sit through my own GWJ fantasy draft the evening before.
I had figured that boogle being so late for his draft return could only mean that he was getting lucky.
It appears I gave him a tad too much credit.
Further clarity: as far as any of the rest of us knew during the draft, it was boogle all along. Until "boogle" made a remark about a teenage female tennis player and we started putting two and two together, then *Legion* let us in on the gag.
Wait a minute? Shouldn't we be saving this for the podcast? This sh*t's gold.
She's a average height slim, bubbly redhead.
Redheads are the best.
She proclaims she is tired so we head back to the jeep. I take a second to check my messages, see Legion's 5 texts, last one proclaiming "YOURE GETTING LAID I KNOW IT YOU BASTARD."
For a little piece of the view from my side: what boogle and I had planned was me drafting the first two rounds of his draft. Boogs has the wraparound pick at the end of round 1/start of round 2, so really I was only going to have to sit through one round and then make the first pick of the second. We figured out ahead of time approximately who would be available and I would make those picks, and the idea was that I would text Boogle to present his pick options and let him make a quick confirmation before entering his selection.
Those first two picks went fine, and then, Boogle went radio silent.
I ended up drafting ten rounds before I finally had to text boogle and tell him that I had to bail - I had a wife ready for dinner and I had made her sit through my own GWJ fantasy draft the evening before.
I had figured that boogle being so late for his draft return could only mean that he was getting lucky.
It appears I gave him a tad too much credit.
This is the promo material. Also, are you guys serious about a PayPal link? I could use some cash...
They are holding out for the photos in their PM's.
Then they wire the money to your account in Zurich.
Damn. Where is the thumbs up button again?
Until "boogle" made a remark about a teenage female tennis player and we started putting two and two together, then *Legion* let us in on the gag.
They're my Scooby Snacks.
Wait, is this the same dating situation as we discussed during that No Mercy run awhile back? I am a little hazy on the details, since I was being chased by a tank during a good portion of it. I just want to make sure there haven't been TWO Boogle dating stories. That would be more than I could handle.
I just want to make sure there haven't been TWO Boogle dating stories. That would be more than I could handle.
Just the thought of Boogle dating is already more than I can handle.
Just the thought of Boogle dating is already more than I can handle.
OU girls feel the same.
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