The Much awaited Boogle Dating thread

Just because Mex will nail almost anything on two legs with female anatomy doesn't mean he does it willy nilly. In fact, it would seem that he just buys em by the case.

cartoonin99 wrote:
Mex wrote:

Whatever happens, use a condom

Buh?!?

I agree, but Mex saying that? :)

He speaks from experience.

I thought that the thread title was Boggle dating. I was really curious as to how those 2 things would work together.

Boogle? The Date?

boogle wrote:
skeletonframes wrote:
boogle wrote:

The night ends with my stumbling inside to my bed, passing out in the shower and having to ask my roommate for her number as the number on my hand is now a smear.

Please tell me the number was written on the back of your hand. Spare me the image of how the number got smeared, please.

Oh, I had tried to shower but had passed out. I was naked lying in the tub.

Are you sure the water caused the number to smear off your palm?

KrazyTacoFO wrote:
Mex wrote:

Whatever happens, use a condom

Or use an alias.

Ron Mexico. Works every time.

I love good drunk stories. I seem to remember someone posting one about some golf carts, a beach house and the cops a while back, was that someone from here? Either way, I seem to recall it being a very good story.

For shame Boogle! You're supposed to hire a camera crew to follow you around for this type of stuff. The world demands "BoogleVision". Just not the bathtub scene, it's ok to edit that out.

Was anyone involved in this story pregnant?

I sip on Mexican Coke and await Boogle's first actual "date" post.

*Legion* wrote:

I snort Mexican Coke and await Boogle's first actual "date" post.

Serengeti wrote:

I love good drunk stories. I seem to remember someone posting one about some golf carts, a beach house and the cops a while back, was that someone from here? Either way, I seem to recall it being a very good story.

I want to say that was Sanjuro. I could be wrong though.

Did you use your "It's Boogle Baby!" line on her?

Thin_J wrote:
Serengeti wrote:

I love good drunk stories. I seem to remember someone posting one about some golf carts, a beach house and the cops a while back, was that someone from here? Either way, I seem to recall it being a very good story.

I want to say that was Sanjuro. I could be wrong though.

That'd be Mr Crinkle and the Kinger and after seeing pictures of his ridculously hot girlfriend, I can understand why the former stays out of the full-extent of the latter's shenanigans.

And now for Date the first.
This date is with the companion of my roommate from the prologue, here to referred as Jana (not real name). She's a average height slim, bubbly redhead.
Basically, due to the aforementioned events I had a date with Jana coming up, and irregardless of the slim chances I had, I basically had to do the whole dinner and activity stick.
Somehow I convince her that conforming to my schedule is wise, and she says she'll come over on a Wednesday.
Little do I realize that I accidentally selected the date to my fantasy football drafts (GWJFFL2). As such on Tuesday I have to involve legion in negotiations to be a replacement drafter. I have to promise updates as to my date and possible photos. I will regret this later for less obvious reasons.
She shows up around 6 and we head to greek house. On the way I prod her into more conversation, which she apparently considers good form as she continues to tell details about her life, from a broken home in lord knows where Oklahoma. Even better she came to OU after the first semester and so has few connections to the normal staples of freshman floor or sorority. Ding.
She samples greek food for the first time, exclaims it mana from heaven and demands I continue my streak of awesomeness. As such, we go bowling. I know its a lame ass date idea, but I have a strategy and damn it I will follow it through. Pulling up at the lanes, Jana asks why bowling. I reply that its a hilarious slice of Americana. Fool, she never saw it coming.
We walk into the AMF, snag some shoes and a lane. First game, I snag a brew from some plumbers next to us as I go on to a 182 - 63 victory. She complains that I cheat, the plumbing crew back me up and state me as a minor professional that plays in night leagues. In reality, I took beginning bowling to blow some hours a year ago.
Next game is a teaching game, I show her how to properly bowl, while essentially barely escaping coping a feel.
Win, 174 - 104.
She proclaims she is tired so we head back to the jeep. I take a second to check my messages, see Legion's 5 texts, last one proclaiming "YOURE GETTING LAID I KNOW IT YOU BASTARD."
We head back to my apartment and I immediately steer things towards the bedroom and specifically my computer and the FFL draft.
I spend the next 20 minutes keep her interested while snagging Kevin Boss and few other late round goodies.
She decides that was enough and jumps on me on my chair. I harness my wrestling skills from high school as well as some restraint and shift her from my back to the bed. She giggles and leans up, grabbing my cheap hanes t- shirt.
Heavy petting ensues before my room mate walks in and she decides to head back to her apartment as I attempt to lead her to her car while hiding my half chub.

Thumbs up so far

The truth finally comes out. And all that trouble and you ended up with a 6-7 GWJFFL2 record and...well, don't want to spoil the end for the audience. You never mentioned she was a redhead; given their rarity, you should've just automated your draft and took your chances.

So far so good!

Re part one. I do not pretend to claim from the point of experience, since I have never been neither a player nor a drinker, but if I went out with an intent to score, I would absolutely avoid drinking.

Rat Boy wrote:

The truth finally comes out. And all that trouble and you ended up with a 6-7 GWJFFL2 record and...well, don't want to spoil the end for the audience.

Spoiler:

Check my sig for the spoiler.

COCKBLOCKED

Damn. Where is the thumbs up button again?

*Legion* wrote:
She proclaims she is tired so we head back to the jeep. I take a second to check my messages, see Legion's 5 texts, last one proclaiming "YOURE GETTING LAID I KNOW IT YOU BASTARD."

For a little piece of the view from my side: what boogle and I had planned was me drafting the first two rounds of his draft. Boogs has the wraparound pick at the end of round 1/start of round 2. We figured out ahead of time approximately who would be available and I would make those picks.

I ended up drafting ten rounds before I finally had to text boogle and tell him that I had to bail - I had a wife ready for dinner and I had made her sit through my own GWJ fantasy draft the evening before.

I had figured that boogle being so late for his draft return could only mean that he was getting lucky.

It appears I gave him a tad too much credit.

Further clarity: as far as any of the rest of us knew during the draft, it was boogle all along. Until "boogle" made a remark about a teenage female tennis player and we started putting two and two together, then *Legion* let us in on the gag.

Wait a minute? Shouldn't we be saving this for the podcast? This sh*t's gold.

boogle wrote:

She's a average height slim, bubbly redhead.

Redheads are the best.

She proclaims she is tired so we head back to the jeep. I take a second to check my messages, see Legion's 5 texts, last one proclaiming "YOURE GETTING LAID I KNOW IT YOU BASTARD."

For a little piece of the view from my side: what boogle and I had planned was me drafting the first two rounds of his draft. Boogs has the wraparound pick at the end of round 1/start of round 2, so really I was only going to have to sit through one round and then make the first pick of the second. We figured out ahead of time approximately who would be available and I would make those picks, and the idea was that I would text Boogle to present his pick options and let him make a quick confirmation before entering his selection.

Those first two picks went fine, and then, Boogle went radio silent.

I ended up drafting ten rounds before I finally had to text boogle and tell him that I had to bail - I had a wife ready for dinner and I had made her sit through my own GWJ fantasy draft the evening before.

I had figured that boogle being so late for his draft return could only mean that he was getting lucky.

It appears I gave him a tad too much credit.

This is the promo material. Also, are you guys serious about a PayPal link? I could use some cash...

boogle wrote:

This is the promo material. Also, are you guys serious about a PayPal link? I could use some cash...

They are holding out for the photos in their PM's.

Then they wire the money to your account in Zurich.

KrazyTacoFO wrote:

Damn. Where is the thumbs up button again?

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Rat Boy wrote:

Until "boogle" made a remark about a teenage female tennis player and we started putting two and two together, then *Legion* let us in on the gag.

They're my Scooby Snacks.

Wait, is this the same dating situation as we discussed during that No Mercy run awhile back? I am a little hazy on the details, since I was being chased by a tank during a good portion of it. I just want to make sure there haven't been TWO Boogle dating stories. That would be more than I could handle.

Psych wrote:

I just want to make sure there haven't been TWO Boogle dating stories. That would be more than I could handle.

Just the thought of Boogle dating is already more than I can handle.

Grumpicus wrote:

Just the thought of Boogle dating is already more than I can handle.

OU girls feel the same.