The Much awaited Boogle Dating thread

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Here lies the much awaited thread about me dating in college. You're welcome Legion and Gorilla.
Basically, I'm posting one story for now, more to come which I'll link to in the first post.

Entering my junior year in college, I had yet to really date. No girlfriends, a few drunk hook ups, but nothing of consequence.
In order to rectify this situation with female companionship, I set out with the goal of dating.
The semester was a week away from starting and I had just moved into my apartment. The rugby team decided to host a cook out.
My douche bag roommate decided to take one of the wings from the girls team to the cookout in the hopes of continuing his streak of unsatisfied and morally bankrupt conquests. Before the cookout we went to pick her up and grab some hot dogs and stuff at walmart. We stroll throughout the walmart, I pick up some Bar-S dogs, make some snarky remarks about my roommate and keep her entertained in the RARE lulls in his egoist diatribe. We show up at the cookout and its us, a few alumns who I drink with occasionally, some freshman and a few of the more forwardy of the girls team. Things progress as about 9 of us go through some keystones and hot dogs until someone decides to hit the liquor store. Having not drunk all summer while living with my parents, I'm pretty toasty at this point. I chow down on a few more hotdogs and await the return of my drinking buddies, trying to blot out my roommates not so clever innuendos towards his companion.
The alumns return with Boone's farm and I take two gulps. At this point, I've promised my undying friendship to the bringer of booze, and songs are beginning to be sung by the more drunk among us as we throw empties into a campfire and jump over top.
This continues for about half an hour until someone decides we need to go back to someones apartment or hit a bar before the cops come. My roommate and the alumns head off to a watering hole as I prepare for a fun mile of stumbling back to my residence. At this point my roommates companion invites me and some of the freshman back to her house for more drinking. I heartily accept and hop in the back of someones pickup. Once we arrive, I'm at the point where I have to close one eye just to keep the room straight, and someone decides its time to quiz the non-freshman about college life as he sits between the two attractive homeowners. As such, my predicament of essentially zero dating and sex life comes out. This results in much ado from the two female housemates present, and while my drunk mind keeps praying for a threesome, all they keep saying is "date". I agree, and then go to grab another brew to drown my sorrow at the lack of the terms "menage", "a", and "tois" from their proposal. I proceed to grab said beer, and attempt to start walking the 4 miles home at 3 AM. As such my roommate's former companion immediately runs in and says no way, offering to drive me back to my apartment.
Along the way we pass the time with my musings on American government, and her confession of being a closet nerd who loves Jurassic Park and dinosaurs. The night ends with my stumbling inside to my bed, passing out in the shower and having to ask my roommate for her number as the number on my hand is now a smear.

More on the actual first date later. I figured back story was necessary.
The tales of Jana1 2
The tales of Mary 1 2
The tales of Annie 1 2 and the end
Pretend boogle and again
A troll appears
Name meme
Boѻgle appears
I attempt to banish the evil known as weclock but need Certis to help
My adventures with lesbians
Boogle choose your own adventure
Marsman's artwork

You should put a paypal link on this thread. Just sayin.

boogle wrote:

The night ends with my stumbling inside to my bed, passing out in the shower and having to ask my roommate for her number as the number on my hand is now a smear.

Please tell me the number was written on the back of your hand. Spare me the image of how the number got smeared, please.

Bullion Cube wrote:

You should put a paypal link on this thread. Just sayin.

:drink:

Indeed good sir.

skeletonframes wrote:
boogle wrote:

The night ends with my stumbling inside to my bed, passing out in the shower and having to ask my roommate for her number as the number on my hand is now a smear.

Please tell me the number was written on the back of your hand. Spare me the image of how the number got smeared, please.

Oh, I had tried to shower but had passed out. I was naked lying in the tub.

Good Prologue. Bring on Chapter One.

I'm gonna go grab some popcorn....

boogle wrote:
skeletonframes wrote:
boogle wrote:

The night ends with my stumbling inside to my bed, passing out in the shower and having to ask my roommate for her number as the number on my hand is now a smear.

Please tell me the number was written on the back of your hand. Spare me the image of how the number got smeared, please.

Oh, I had tried to shower but had passed out. I was naked lying in the tub.

Oh that's a much better image.

Man, I wish I could remember stories well enough to type up Dear GWJhouse letters. Too many of mine get hazy from 11PM to 11AM. That's more confessional than I've ever let myself type before even.

(pulls up chair)

Exxxcellent. Just warn us before any Toe shots might appear.

Didn't the EPA ban DDT?

Alright, I have the next 5 drafts done. Doing proofreading right now, expect about 1 every 2 days or so.

You know, I think this thread might help assuage my TF2 inadequacies in you presence. Thanks in advance

What is the opening segment in the Fumblerooskie podcast, Alex?

Keystone? Boone's Farm? Sounds like my early Navy days!

An entertaining start.

Aw, see, I thought this would be a thread to plan reserve dates with Boogle.
Needless to say, this thread disappoints.

Cool story though.

FedoraMcQuaid wrote:

Aw, see, I thought this would be a thread to plan reserve dates with Boogle.

Like the taco stand around the corner, there's really no need for reservations.

Oh god. If college/dating stories are now fair game, I'll have to start cleaning up a couple of my stories. Or not. Etc.

This thread does not deliver.... yet. Get typing college nerd!

Great start, but next time ask for our advice on some dating conondrum. Then do the complete opposite of what the Goodjer hive mind says.

It's the way of the Goodjer Dating Thread.

Also: where IS Demos?

Man...to be a junior in college again. Or a freshman. Or sophomore. The whole thing. I'd like to take one more crack at it.

mwdowns wrote:

Man...to be a junior in college again. Or a freshman. Or sophomore. The whole thing. I'd like to take one more crack at it. :D

I'll drink to that.
While I am technically a junior in college, at 30 years old with a full time job and a wife, I hardly feel like a college kid. Somehow it's lost all the "freedom to do whatever the f*ck I want" feeling that it had during my brief stint at Pitt after high school. Those were the times! Or were they?

Note: Should my wife ever happen across this thread, don't get the wrong idea, I'm very happily married to you!

boogle wrote:

Alright, I have the next 5 drafts done. Doing proofreading right now, expect about 1 every 2 days or so.

Woah! It's a complete season of a reality show! Oh wait...no pictures?!

Cod wrote:
boogle wrote:

Alright, I have the next 5 drafts done. Doing proofreading right now, expect about 1 every 2 days or so.

Woah! It's a complete season of a reality show! Oh wait...no pictures?! :wink:

I'm not going to ask for any pictures until the story gets beyond the "passed out naked in bathtub" stage.

Yonder wrote:
Cod wrote:
boogle wrote:

Alright, I have the next 5 drafts done. Doing proofreading right now, expect about 1 every 2 days or so.

Woah! It's a complete season of a reality show! Oh wait...no pictures?! :wink:

I'm not going to ask for any pictures until the story gets beyond the "Boogle passed out naked in bathtub" stage.

Because we all know that's what you meant (and I agree)!

I've always hated cliffhangers......the anticipation is killing me.

Whatever happens, use a condom

Mex wrote:

Whatever happens, use a condom

Or use an alias.

I'm curious to see how this plays out relative to my own life. I'm a college junior too, but unlike Boogle, I've been dating someone nearly the entire time. We broke up when I was abroad and I come back in the spring to find that a girl I've had a thing for since freshman year (though I would never admit it back then out of fear of my gf at the time) has had a crush on me since then as well. So the new girl is awesome and we've been "catching up on lost time," since the beginning of this semester. Yes, life is very good.

The great part of this story is my ex used to always tell me how she never trusted this girl and she knew one day she would try to steal me away. I try not to be a vindictive person, but damn, it feels good to get dumped only to come out waaaay ahead in the end.

Mex wrote:

Whatever happens, use a condom

Buh?!?

I agree, but Mex saying that?

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