Carl on Duty: Black Cops Catch-All

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I finished it and it was okay. I think it probably needed some more FBI guys.

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Oh crap, new page.. pic added. Wasn't sure if anyone had seen this one yet. I think it's pretty new.

oilypenguin wrote:

I've been popping in and out of here all day just shaking my head.

Up and down, like me?

Rob_Anybody wrote:

Actual Gameplay screenshot!
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(yes, I know it's not from Family Matters, but it's the best shot of Reginald VelJohnson in a police uniform I could find quickly.)

"I need backup, now! NOW GODDAMMIT, NOW!"

Rat Boy wrote:
Rob_Anybody wrote:

Actual Gameplay screenshot!
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(yes, I know it's not from Family Matters, but it's the best shot of Reginald VelJohnson in a police uniform I could find quickly.)

"I need backup, now! NOW GODDAMMIT, NOW!"

I bit through my bottom lip trying not to laugh when I saw this.

Also, Vega, nice pic man! I think they're basing that new game off of the Call of Duty: Black Ops game. It's definitely new.

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I want to see this thread and the Call of Duty: Black Ops thread go one and two on the popular forum threads list.

How dare this not be on the second page...
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Rat Boy wrote:

I want to see this thread and the Call of Duty: Black Ops thread go one and two on the popular forum threads list.

The time is now.

Mister Magnus wrote:

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Now we're, through the looking glass.

Rob_Anybody wrote:

Actual Gameplay screenshot!
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(yes, I know it's not from Family Matters, but it's the best shot of Reginald VelJohnson in a police uniform I could find quickly.)

I have soda on my keyboard right now thanks to this picture.

Can you guys help me out? I am having problems getting past the 'fire your middle child from the family' level? Am I not actually suppose to kill her?

Psych wrote:

Can you guys help me out? I am having problems getting past the 'fire your middle child from the family' level? Am I not actually suppose to kill her?

Spoiler:

Did you shoot before or after the cut scene? I had some problems with this one too. After the chopper lands, exit the ramp and then go under the badminton net in the back yard. You should see a blow up kiddie pool filled with water right in front of you. Go to the right of the pool and crouch down behind the bar b que grill. There's a sniper in the house across the yard. He'll keep pegging you through the knothole in the neighbor's fence - he's that good. It takes him about 2 seconds to reload, so once you hear the sound of his bullet, sidestep out and just keep firing into the window. You can shoot through the wall, so if you fire a clip into that general area, you should be good.

THIS IS THE HARD PART.

When you open the back door to the house...WAIT. You'll hear some laughter and some shouting as you appear on the scene. Just don't move. That's the key. You can role your eyes around a bit, pull up your britches, and wink at the hot girl (NOT the middle child-if you wink at her she'll start her escape before you can move and you'll fail the mission). After the clapping and laughter subsides, there should be a short cutscene where you hit on the hot chick and she denies you. AFTER THE CUT SCENE IS OVER, the middle child should start running toward the stairs, trying to escape. Run after her. This is when Carl should show up (this is the third or fourth time you'll see him - ALSO, don't bother shooting him or trying to kill him with grenades since he can't die in this scene [Treyarch just wants to establish him as the bad-guy-behind-the-scenes]). Anyway, he's not officially a target yet, so you should hear some radio chatter saying 'Shoot Her, Shoot Her!! (it actually sounds like the guy from Jurassic Park-lol). Run around Carl and keep an eye out for some tangos behind the couch. Take them down and then you should see the middle child start ascending the stairs. CROUCH! I don't know how many times I had to try this before I figured out what to do. JUST CROUCH and then aim down your sites. Just tap the trigger a couple times so you take out her knees (you need her alive but incapacitated for the cut scene to start). Start running toward her and when you get about 10 feet from her, the mission should end.

camnipotent wrote:
Spoiler:

Did you shoot before or after the cut scene? I had some problems with this one too. After the chopper lands, exit the ramp and then go under the badminton net in the back yard. You should see a blow up kiddie pool filled with water right in front of you. Go to the right of the pool and crouch down behind the bar b que grill. There's a sniper in the house across the yard. He'll keep pegging you through the knothole in the neighbor's fence - he's that good. It takes him about 2 seconds to reload, so once you hear the sound of his bullet, sidestep out and just keep firing into the window. You can shoot through the wall, so if you fire a clip into that general area, you should be good.

THIS IS THE HARD PART.

When you open the back door to the house...WAIT. You'll hear some laughter and some shouting as you appear on the scene. Just don't move. That's the key. You can role your eyes around a bit, pull up your britches, and wink at the hot girl (NOT the middle child-if you wink at her she'll start her escape before you can move and you'll fail the mission). After the clapping and laughter subsides, there should be a short cutscene where you hit on the hot chick and she denies you. AFTER THE CUT SCENE IS OVER, the middle child should start running toward the stairs, trying to escape. Run after her. This is when Carl should show up (this is the third or fourth time you'll see him - ALSO, don't bother shooting him or trying to kill him with grenades since he can't die in this scene [Treyarch just wants to establish him as the bad-guy-behind-the-scenes]). Anyway, he's not officially a target yet, so you should hear some radio chatter saying 'Shoot Her, Shoot Her!! (it actually sounds like the guy from Jurassic Park-lol). Run around Carl and keep an eye out for some tangos behind the couch. Take them down and then you should see the middle child start ascending the stairs. CROUCH! I don't know how many times I had to try this before I figured out what to do. JUST CROUCH and then aim down your sites. Just tap the trigger a couple times so you take out her knees (you need her alive but incapacitated for the cut scene to start). Start running toward her and when you get about 10 feet from her, the mission should end.

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Cross pollination.

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Psych wrote:

Can you guys help me out? I am having problems getting past the 'fire your middle child from the family' level? Am I not actually suppose to kill her?

You gotta use the kid.

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This took forever. My employer is certainly getting their money's worth with me.

Thanks to Identifont for helping me find the smaller font.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

This took forever.

You've done so much already...

Thank you.

LobsterMobster is histories greatest monster.

Come on, "Popular Forum Thread" thing, make me happy.

EDIT: OK, OK, no spider.

...still hate you guys.

I might just buy this game.

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and we're back

Marsman wrote:

I might just buy this game.

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More like: Call of 1994 Wants Its Swim Suits Back and Why the Hell Are You Trying to Build a Fire Out of Machine Guns?

haha...am I right? Huh guys?!

Oh Snap!
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camnipotent wrote:

haha...am I right? Huh guys?!

Haters gonna hate.

Rob_Anybody wrote:

Oh Snap!
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Bless you, child - you have brought great joy to the masses.

Rob_Anybody wrote:

Oh Snap!
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That was going to be my next one, but it was Carl on Duty: Black Holes.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

That was going to be my next one, but it was Carl on Duty: Black Holes.

Damn. That probably would have worked better as a title. I knew it didn't look right. I could change it I guess.

Rob_Anybody wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

That was going to be my next one, but it was Carl on Duty: Black Holes.

Damn. That probably would have worked better as a title. I knew it didn't look right. I could change it I guess.

DAMMIT!

can you get double tanhausered on an image? I was working on that when I went to lunch and I came back and you were both on top of things. Same picture too.

Well, good idea =)

(and yeah, "Black Holes" is a really good subtitle)

New and improved subtitle.
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(yeah, work is reeeaaally slow today.)