E=MC squared is a liberal plot

Kurrelgyre wrote:
NSMike wrote:

What the HELL does he mean that the food industry depends on evolution not happening?

Because it could kill our bananas?

I was pretty surprised when I learned that fruits and vegetables have sex.

KingGorilla wrote:
Kurrelgyre wrote:
NSMike wrote:

What the HELL does he mean that the food industry depends on evolution not happening?

Because it could kill our bananas?

I was pretty surprised when I learned that fruits and vegetables have sex.

Though never outside the sanctity of marriage.

I don't think you can refer to the relationships between fruits and vegetables as marriage though; marriage is only a man and a woman don't ya know.

*Legion* wrote:
baggachipz wrote:
Paleocon wrote:

The whole example of the 13 and 17 year cicadas reminds me of the embarrassment of the banana video Cam Cameron made so famous.

You mean Kirk Cameron? Yeah, that's a classic.

Way late to this thread, but the idea of Cam Cameron being in the banana video made me chuckle.

"Rex Ryan's swarming blitz concepts are an atheist's nightmare!"

I'd like to see him do that video with a pineapple.

Ballotechnic wrote:

I don't think you can refer to the relationships between fruits and vegetables as marriage though; marriage is only a man and a woman don't ya know.

Those fruits are destroying the sanctity of marriage!

muttonchop wrote:
Ballotechnic wrote:

I don't think you can refer to the relationships between fruits and vegetables as marriage though; marriage is only a man and a woman don't ya know.

Those fruits are destroying the sanctity of marriage!

Whoa. I'm looking down at the strawberries in my cereal and realizing how dangerous they are to me and my loving wife.

Paleocon wrote:
muttonchop wrote:
Ballotechnic wrote:

I don't think you can refer to the relationships between fruits and vegetables as marriage though; marriage is only a man and a woman don't ya know.

Those fruits are destroying the sanctity of marriage!

Whoa. I'm looking down at the strawberries in my cereal and realizing how dangerous they are to me and my loving wife.

Would you say. . .

*puts on sunglasses*

their relationship was fruity?

YEEEAAAAHHHH

It's clear that God intended breakfast to be the marriage of cereal and milk. Strawberries are a violation of His will.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

It's clear that God intended breakfast to be the marriage of cereal and milk. Strawberries are a violation of His will.

What are you, some kind of sekrit mooslim?

God begat pigs and pigs begat bacon and bacon begat breakfast. AMEN.

Jonman wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:

It's clear that God intended breakfast to be the marriage of cereal and milk. Strawberries are a violation of His will.

What are you, some kind of sekrit mooslim?

God begat pigs and pigs begat bacon and bacon begat breakfast. AMEN.

Tell it, Brother Jonman! Amen!