I found the girl I like in a whorehouse

Mexactly.

That sexy reading disorder?

St.Hillary wrote:
mudbunny wrote:
WipEout wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Podunk wrote:
dejanzie wrote:

I imagine Weclock is reading this thread, screaming "AND THEY BANNED ME?" :-D

Weclock will have a leg to stand on when Mex starts contemplating making out with men in order to have a chance at f*cking the overweight bisexual furry who is f*cking his "baby mama."

And that wasn't even the sh*t that got him banned!

I am suddenly both relieved and saddened that I wasn't around for the Weclock saga.

Seriously. I've been around for nearly 3 years and never caught wind of that trainwreck... When the hell was all this?

It is somewhere in the boogle thread. Not the memorial thread, but the one detailing boogle's adventures.

Around page 25 or so, I think.

Weclock actually shocked Mex, believe it or not.

Mex wrote:

if she wants to go out that's fine, but no sex.

So double BJs are still possible, right?

Mex wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:

All these mex-isms reminds me of the smurfs. So I present to you, Mex-smurf.

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I'm not blonde...

Don't ruin it.

garion333 wrote:
St.Hillary wrote:
mudbunny wrote:
WipEout wrote:
MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Podunk wrote:
dejanzie wrote:

I imagine Weclock is reading this thread, screaming "AND THEY BANNED ME?" :-D

Weclock will have a leg to stand on when Mex starts contemplating making out with men in order to have a chance at f*cking the overweight bisexual furry who is f*cking his "baby mama."

And that wasn't even the sh*t that got him banned!

I am suddenly both relieved and saddened that I wasn't around for the Weclock saga.

Seriously. I've been around for nearly 3 years and never caught wind of that trainwreck... When the hell was all this?

It is somewhere in the boogle thread. Not the memorial thread, but the one detailing boogle's adventures.

Around page 25 or so, I think.

Weclock actually shocked Mex, believe it or not.

... a... huh...!?

I should read EE threads more often.

Furtivespy wrote:
Mex wrote:

if she wants to go out that's fine, but no sex.

So double BJs are still possible, right?

You're Bill Clinton?

garion333 wrote:

Weclock actually shocked Mex, believe it or not.

I'm open minded but I draw the line at dragons sexing cars

Furtivespy wrote:
Mex wrote:

if she wants to go out that's fine, but no sex.

So double BJs are still possible, right?

Oh yeah, except now they'll probably ask for my Mastercard first...

garion333 wrote:

Weclock actually shocked Mex, believe it or not.

Yes, but he also said "Oh, goodbye weclock, I'll miss your dragon f*cking a car stories and weird fetishes"

I have to say, having never seen any weclock posts before tonight, he was one annoying sh*t. But the dragon on car pictures (actually posted by Bonus Eruptus, I believe) cracked me the hell up. Not only were they hilariously ridiculous, but just the idea that someone took the time to make these very detailed drawings - ten or more of them - is completely insane and hysterical.

EDIT: And he just contradicted his earlier stance, while I was posting! This is some bizarre cousin of Tannhausering!

Mex wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Weclock actually shocked Mex, believe it or not.

I'm open minded but I draw the line at dragons sexing cars

That is just good advice for life.

SallyNasty wrote:
Mex wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Weclock actually shocked Mex, believe it or not.

I'm open minded but I draw the line at dragons sexing cars

That is just good advice for life.

But you guys are still, presumably, okay with women sexing cars... right? I mean, the carwash pin-up babe is a stock sexy-time image....

Funny how if you change the image slightly people suddenly get all up in arms about it

Duoae wrote:
SallyNasty wrote:
Mex wrote:
garion333 wrote:

Weclock actually shocked Mex, believe it or not.

I'm open minded but I draw the line at dragons sexing cars

That is just good advice for life.

But you guys are still, presumably, okay with women sexing cars... right? I mean, the carwash pin-up babe is a stock sexy-time image....

Funny how if you change the image slightly people suddenly get all up in arms about it :)

Oh god what have you done! Right now Weclock is scribbling away, drawing a picture of a Dragon in a swimsuit washing a car.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

EDIT: And he just contradicted his earlier stance, while I was posting! This is some bizarre cousin of Tannhausering!

You just got: Fedaykined?

boogle wrote:
DF7 wrote:
boogle wrote:

Now accepting donations for operation el booglio, PM for paypal link.

Just post the link. I'm all for the site sending you to Mexico in exchange for hilarious stories, but I'd like some reassurance that enough people will donate to make it actually happen.

The paypal link wouldn't show up in the forums and I'm not terribly thrilled about posting my email.

Can we get this on Kickstarter?

cartoonin99 wrote:

Sonuvabitch...

Dude, you already know the answer to the problem at hand. You already have the right idea talking with her after a few days of cooling off, but you do realize that she won't be leaving that joint anytime soon, that is unless you are about to walk into a sizeable inheritance sometime soon. ;)

Yeah, you should probably propose. That'll keep you true to your previous assertion that you won't have sex unless it's serious, and I'm sure that marriage will magically change her and make her settle down.

Rat Boy wrote:

You gave me this staff to rule over Scorpions. God sent me an angel, and I will rock you like a hurricane.

Fixed to be more in like with a direct translation from the original Hebrew--I think.

Rat Boy wrote:

That's going to be one hell of a mess if you throw it down a hallway.

There's your summary for the whole thread.

Teneman wrote:
Yonder wrote:

If Boogle goes down to visit Mex I predict that they will wake up the next morning hungover and in each others' arms, naked.

For some reason when I read the first four words of that sentence a modification of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" popped into my head. I've only got the first verse though, anybody want to help compose the rest?

Boogle went down to visit,
he was looking for some tail to steal.
For in his mind, he was way behind,
and unable to seal the deal.

I will look into this.

Teneman wrote:
Yonder wrote:

If Boogle goes down to visit Mex I predict that they will wake up the next morning hungover and in each others' arms, naked.

For some reason when I read the first four words of that sentence a modification of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" popped into my head. I've only got the first verse though, anybody want to help compose the rest?

Boogle went down to visit,
he was looking for some tail to steal.
For in his mind, he was way behind,
and unable to seal the deal.

When he came across this young man,
with teenagers and a double blow job.
And Boogle sat down on that couch,
and told his story-sob.

Yonder wrote:
Teneman wrote:
Yonder wrote:

If Boogle goes down to visit Mex I predict that they will wake up the next morning hungover and in each others' arms, naked.

For some reason when I read the first four words of that sentence a modification of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" popped into my head. I've only got the first verse though, anybody want to help compose the rest?

Boogle went down to visit,
he was looking for some tail to steal.
For in his mind, he was way behind,
and unable to seal the deal.

When he came across this young man,
with teenagers and a double blow job.
And Boogle sat down on that couch,
and told his story-sob.

I bet you didn't know it,
but I like women too.
And if you wouldn't mind to share,
I'll make sure not to cross swords with you.

ukickmydog wrote:
Yonder wrote:
Teneman wrote:
Yonder wrote:

If Boogle goes down to visit Mex I predict that they will wake up the next morning hungover and in each others' arms, naked.

For some reason when I read the first four words of that sentence a modification of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" popped into my head. I've only got the first verse though, anybody want to help compose the rest?

Boogle went down to visit,
he was looking for some tail to steal.
For in his mind, he was way behind,
and unable to seal the deal.

When he came across this young man,
with teenagers and a double blow job.
And Boogle sat down on that couch,
and told his story-sob.

I bet you didn't know it,
but I like women too.
And if you wouldn't mind to share,
I'll make sure not to cross swords with you.

"Now you've got some cards to play there, boy,
Yet you've never turned a trick.
But I can find a table with a sucker,
And I'm sure you'll wet your wick."

wordsmythe wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:
Yonder wrote:
Teneman wrote:
Yonder wrote:

If Boogle goes down to visit Mex I predict that they will wake up the next morning hungover and in each others' arms, naked.

For some reason when I read the first four words of that sentence a modification of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" popped into my head. I've only got the first verse though, anybody want to help compose the rest?

Boogle went down to visit,
he was looking for some tail to steal.
For in his mind, he was way behind,
and unable to seal the deal.

When he came across this young man,
with teenagers and a double blow job.
And Boogle sat down on that couch,
and told his story-sob.

I bet you didn't know it,
but I like women too.
And if you wouldn't mind to share,
I'll make sure not to cross swords with you.

"Now you've got some cards to play there, boy,
Yet you've never turned a trick.
But I can find a table with a sucker,
And I'm sure you'll wet your wick."

Fire in your loins, run boy run!
Boogles in the house of the sombrero sun!
The senoritas are nasty, nasty hoes!
When you are partying with Mex, anything goes!

This thread has gone from epic to epic-er.

Just when you think this thread has cli-mexed, it finds new stamina.

This thread has mexceeded all of my mexpectations.

This thread delivers the Mex-imum amount of awesome.

It's so good, Boogle's already on his way!
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I'm sorry, but I saw this and I couldn't help but think of Mex
IMAGE(http://images.joshuamills.net/gwj/senorvader.gif)

He has been mex-specting you...

trueheart78 wrote:

I'm sorry, but I saw this and I couldn't help but think of Mex
IMAGE(http://images.joshuamills.net/gwj/senorvader.gif)

If he was only riding a dragon that was f*cking a Tie Fighter this thread would just mexplode from the mexquisite mexcellence.

With mexy results!

ukickmydog wrote:

...I'll make sure not to cross swords with you.

Is Mex's sword... Mexcalibur?

Well, I'm sure that Boogle's "Can I go down" trip would appreciate any Mexpression of support.

Is Mex's sword... Mexcalibur?

Definitely not. The Lady in the Lake let go.

OldMud wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:

...I'll make sure not to cross swords with you.

Is Mex's sword... Mexcalibur?

No. Mexamune.

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