I found the girl I like in a whorehouse

Rat Boy wrote:
karmajay wrote:

You'd think with all the lotion Ratboy uses his hands would be less wrinkly!

All that talk about hair on your hands is LIES.

QFT. And I can still see like a motherf*cker. At least with glasses.

kilanash wrote:

Serious stuff

I'm not singling you out here, kilanash, but there's something pretty amazing about Mex and his threads.

If anyone but Mex posted this, I think it'd go straight to a P&C discussion about sexism, the objectification of women, etc. Newer members(i.e. below Junior Executive) generally post serious suggestions and actually try to stay on topic. I'd hate to see what a new member that's also a very serious feminist would do here.

For tagged people, including several of our more prolific female posters, it's some variation of "Oh Mex, you silly man, don't you ever change." It really is amazing.

cube wrote:
kilanash wrote:

Serious stuff

I'm not singling you out here, kilanash, but there's something pretty amazing about Mex and his threads.

If anyone but Mex posted this, I think it'd go straight to a P&C discussion about sexism, the objectification of women, etc.

Some folks did make some posts like that. To them I say, please start your P&C conversations in P&C, and let us keep our epic threads epic.

To say "crossing the streams" in a Mex Sex thread kind of conjures up images I really don't want to be seeing. I need booze and/or boobs to make me unsee that.

Rat Boy wrote:

To say "crossing the streams" in a Mex Sex thread kind of conjures up images I really don't want to be seeing. I need booze and/or boobs to make me unsee that.

Gods, please leave Mex and his powerful mojo on the southern end of our borders. I'd have to hide my wife if he came around.

TheCounselor wrote:
boogle wrote:

Okay I need like 500 to fly into Mexico City, the rest I can finance. So right now we are at |*--------------------|. Bring the PM's people, this will happen. Because I can dream.

I'm in for $25. Are there 19 more like me?

I'm in for $25.

DF7 wrote:
TheCounselor wrote:
boogle wrote:

Okay I need like 500 to fly into Mexico City, the rest I can finance. So right now we are at |*--------------------|. Bring the PM's people, this will happen. Because I can dream.

I'm in for $25. Are there 19 more like me?

I'm in for $25.

I'm in for a pound of sage and a small sacrificial lamb.

cube wrote:
kilanash wrote:

Serious stuff

I'm not singling you out here, kilanash, but there's something pretty amazing about Mex and his threads.

If anyone but Mex posted this, I think it'd go straight to a P&C discussion about sexism, the objectification of women, etc. Newer members(i.e. below Junior Executive) generally post serious suggestions and actually try to stay on topic. I'd hate to see what a new member that's also a very serious feminist would do here.

For tagged people, including several of our more prolific female posters, it's some variation of "Oh Mex, you silly man, don't you ever change." It really is amazing.

I'm not sure why that's "amazing" any more so than anyone else's comments. It aludes to there being some kind of sexist/objectifying behavior going on on his part that said females are dismissing because Mex is getting excepted due to some kind of darling clause.

Edit: ah, sh*t. I was still writing this out before Fedaykin98 said something about crossing the streams. Edited with apologies for getting my P&C all up in your epics.

DF7 wrote:
TheCounselor wrote:
boogle wrote:

Okay I need like 500 to fly into Mexico City, the rest I can finance. So right now we are at |*--------------------|. Bring the PM's people, this will happen. Because I can dream.

I'm in for $25. Are there 19 more like me?

I'm in for $25.

Should I start a separate fundraising drive to cover the cost of the antibiotics he'll need once he gets back?

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
DF7 wrote:
TheCounselor wrote:
boogle wrote:

Okay I need like 500 to fly into Mexico City, the rest I can finance. So right now we are at |*--------------------|. Bring the PM's people, this will happen. Because I can dream.

I'm in for $25. Are there 19 more like me?

I'm in for $25.

Should I start a separate fundraising drive to cover the cost of the antibiotics he'll need once he gets back?

Wait, wait.... You're paying for him to come back as well?!

So, you want to dangle the fruit in front of him and then swipe it away after he's had a bite.... You're much more evil than your avatar would have be believe!

I hate the be the bearer of bad news, but this story displays the basic symptoms of every bad sex-industry relationship I've ever been around. I've never had the nuts to date a stripper, hooker or porn actress before, but I've had the opportunity to watch my friends "car crash" in these several times. Your story has all the classic ingrediants:

1. She is having money problems.
2. You tried to help her with said money problems. (I assume by giving her money).
3. She "Likes" you and says she's given up the business.
4. You discover her lying.

In my voyeuristic experience, this all adds up to a cycle that will repeat itself until someone's house catches on fire or until a pimp comes out of the woodwork and kicks you in the penis.

My advice: get the hell out. Whatever you do, don't help her out financially any more. That's a sucker move, big time.

I'd been saying "I need a quote for my signature. I bet this thread can deliver."

Hollowheel wins.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

I'd been saying "I need a quote for my signature. I bet this thread can deliver."

Hollowheel wins.

Beat me to it. Hollowheel has a promising future in this company.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

Should I start a separate fundraising drive to cover the cost of the antibiotics he'll need once he gets back?

Nope, Boogle will have to get his own scripts. He's in college. He's got insurance, or at least access to a cheap clinic.

My Friday felt like every day of Mex's life. It was mexcellent.

Vector wrote:

It was mexcellent.

I heartily endorse this new turn of phrase.

dhelor wrote:
Vector wrote:

It was mexcellent.

I heartily endorse this new turn of phrase.

Along with Mexual Healing?

I imagine Weclock is reading this thread, screaming "AND THEY BANNED ME?"

Paleocon wrote:
dhelor wrote:
Vector wrote:

It was mexcellent.

I heartily endorse this new turn of phrase.

Along with Mexual Healing?

Is that some kind of a cream you need because of excess chafing from overuse?

MilkmanDanimal wrote:
Paleocon wrote:
dhelor wrote:
Vector wrote:

It was mexcellent.

I heartily endorse this new turn of phrase.

Along with Mexual Healing?

Is that some kind of a cream you need because of excess chafing from overuse?

That would be Mexcess chafing.

Amoebic wrote:
cube wrote:
kilanash wrote:

Serious stuff

I'm not singling you out here, kilanash, but there's something pretty amazing about Mex and his threads.

If anyone but Mex posted this, I think it'd go straight to a P&C discussion about sexism, the objectification of women, etc. Newer members(i.e. below Junior Executive) generally post serious suggestions and actually try to stay on topic. I'd hate to see what a new member that's also a very serious feminist would do here.

For tagged people, including several of our more prolific female posters, it's some variation of "Oh Mex, you silly man, don't you ever change." It really is amazing.

I'm not sure why that's "amazing" any more so than anyone else's comments. It aludes to there being some kind of sexist/objectifying behavior going on on his part that said females are dismissing because Mex is getting excepted due to some kind of darling clause.

I really wasn't suggesting this. I was commenting more about the difference between newer members and regulars here. To be honest, I don't think it implies anything, really. It's more of a social commentary than anything else, I guess.

Vector wrote:

My Friday felt like every day of Mex's life. It was mexcellent.

Was there a lot of mexercising involved?

absurddoctor wrote:
Vector wrote:

My Friday felt like every day of Mex's life. It was mexcellent.

Was there a lot of mexercising involved?

Hmm. If Mex decided to emigrate to, say, the US, would he be a Mexpatriot?

absurddoctor wrote:
Vector wrote:

My Friday felt like every day of Mex's life. It was mexcellent.

Was there a lot of mexercising involved?

No but it was a very mexciting day.

Mex is definitely a Mexi-can, not a Mexi-can't. *cue groans*

The Mexican Hot Dog, "It burns! IT BURNS!"

IMAGE(http://i956.photobucket.com/albums/ae50/marsman61/GWJ/hotdog.jpg)

That's going to be one hell of a mess if you throw it down a hallway.

Rat Boy wrote:

Mex is definitely a Mexi-can, not a Mexi-can't. *cue groans*

You ruined a nice thing we had going.

Maybe it's just me but i've never seen a hotdog that looks like that before. Looks more like a double-headed dildo... not that i've seen one of those.... it's just that the ends look a lot like 'head'.

Duoae wrote:

Maybe it's just me but i've never seen a hotdog that looks like that before. Looks more like a double-headed dildo... not that i've seen one of those.... it's just that the ends look a lot like 'head'.

They're just little turtle heads poking out...