I found the girl I like in a whorehouse

Legendary thread just got legendaryer.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Duoae wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

I have a goddamn car. Said car has no effect on my wife.

Is she an underage girl who is impressed by guys with cars?

Alas, no. I am neither Legion nor Mex.

I've got underage girls drooling at me like I was one of those dudes from the Twilight movies and they never got even close to my car.

Duoae wrote:

Well, i tried my best:

That's pretty damn awesome.

Rat Boy wrote:

So they're both teenagers

Ow! So that's what was setting off my "read this thread" Spider sense...

Sonuvabitch...

Dude, you already know the answer to the problem at hand. You already have the right idea talking with her after a few days of cooling off, but you do realize that she won't be leaving that joint anytime soon, that is unless you are about to walk into a sizeable inheritance sometime soon.

My contribution:
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That . . . that was funny.

"Hey, baby, I'm reverse Moses. Howsabout you turn my snake into a rod?"

Well, I've been wanting a new avatar and I guess this fits.

"Hey, baby, I'm reverse Moses. Howsabout you turn my snake into a rod?"

/Bender voice

You gave me this staff to rule over scorpions and serpents, but God made it a rod to rule over co-eds and Not Quite Thirty Year Olds.

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Amoebic wrote:

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You read my mind!

St.Hillary wrote:
Amoebic wrote:

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You read my mind!

Oh god.. I just got that..

*Legion* wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:

So they're both teenagers

Ow! So that's what was setting off my "read this thread" Spider sense...

That did it and not "I found the girl I like in a whorehouse"?

St.Hillary wrote:
Amoebic wrote:

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You read my mind!

I like how your brains work.

Certis wrote:

You lead a strange life, Mex. Truly, you're like a unicorn to me.

This is a truth that cannot be repeated enough; Mex truly is a legend unto GWJ.

Dimmerswitch wrote:

I knew who the author would be before I finished reading the thread title.

I wonder if anyone who's been around for some of Mex's other threads didn't know this

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

Mex, when you drink beer, is it Dos Equis?

If he doesn't there must be a new commercial made.

Oh, and for whoever posted the legendary thread picture, I offer this in response:
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I saw the first post, read 'I'd helped her out [with money]' and decided to post. I think giving money to people you like is a bad idea, double so if it's a prostitute that you fancy. That could lead to all sorts of things, real or imagined.

If you like her, pursue it. But don't get hung up on her and bear in mind that her job's going to be stress on her and you.

Rat Boy wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:
Duoae wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

I have a goddamn car. Said car has no effect on my wife.

Is she an underage girl who is impressed by guys with cars?

Alas, no. I am neither Legion nor Mex.

I've got underage girls drooling at me like I was one of those dudes from the Twilight movies and they never got even close to my car.

Are you a daytime werewolf?

Rat Boy wrote:

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1 Then MEX called to Rat Boy and spoke to him from the forum, saying,
2 “Speak to the sons of Goodjer and say to them, ‘When any man of you brings an offering to MEX, you shall bring your offering of hot dogs.
3 ‘If his offering is a hot dog, he shall offer it; he shall offer it at the doorway of the hall, that he may be accepted before MEX.
4 ‘He shall throw the hot dog forth unto the hall, that it may be accepted for him to make atonement on his behalf.'

~Goodjericus 1

boogle wrote:
DF7 wrote:
boogle wrote:
DF7 wrote:
boogle wrote:

Now accepting donations for operation el booglio, PM for paypal link.

Just post the link. I'm all for the site sending you to Mexico in exchange for hilarious stories, but I'd like some reassurance that enough people will donate to make it actually happen.

The paypal link wouldn't show up in the forums and I'm not terribly thrilled about posting my email.

How about an ascii progress bar? |-------*------------------|

Okay I need like 500 to fly into Mexico City, the rest I can finance. So right now we are at |*--------------------|. Bring the PM's people, this will happen. Because I can dream.

If you're looking for Mex, that's fine. If you're looking for Mexican 'tang, you certainly don't have to go THAT far. Sheeeit, you live in Norman, its not THAT far to the border.

Sonicator wrote:
gbuchold wrote:

I am never complaining about weird relationship issues again.

I was just thinking the same thing - this kinda blows the Boogle Memorial thread out of the water.

Good luck Mex, however you choose to handle the situation.

Seems like this should be in that thread. But then again, perhaps it deserves its own place here. We should definitely reference it there though, for anyone feeling down in that thread. Could be worse right?

Oh and no wonder Mex rejoined us for TF2 the last couple nights.

Seriously, gone for two days, and this drops?

Mex, your life is all kinds of ridiculous.

Parallax Abstraction wrote:

Been reading this site since late 2005 and I don't think I've ever had a thread deliver this epically.

There's been a couple including Boogle's Thread but this one was epic when Certis posted right away, this is definitely a classic thread and now with boogle taking donations that's just classic.

muttonchop wrote:

Legendary thread just got legenderriere.

Duoae wrote:
Podunk wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:

I think that house got hit with a... whore-nado

Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha ha :lol:

Ditto! LMAO!

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

I have a goddamn car. Said car has no effect on my wife.

Is she an underage girl who is impressed by guys with cars?

Paleocon wrote:

Someone needs to create a graphic of the Boogle/Mex continuum.

Well, i tried my best:

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It's not complete yet though... need some suggestions.

Nicely done, sir. Nicely done.

boogle wrote:

Okay I need like 500 to fly into Mexico City, the rest I can finance. So right now we are at |*--------------------|. Bring the PM's people, this will happen. Because I can dream.

I'm in for $25. Are there 19 more like me?

TheCounselor wrote:
boogle wrote:

Okay I need like 500 to fly into Mexico City, the rest I can finance. So right now we are at |*--------------------|. Bring the PM's people, this will happen. Because I can dream.

I'm in for $25. Are there 19 more like me?

I'd give $10 as cockbock reparations.

Questioning my sanity adding to this thread -

However. Mex, I feel for ya, man. I was kinda in the same position 6 months ago. Circumstances were a lot different, but, I was basically 'dating' someone in the sex industry at one point, knowing full well what I was doing.

The whole thing was pretty surreal. The introduction to the subculture of the sex industry, whether legal or not, is a shock to the system. I'm guessing Mexico is probably less... underground with the whole thing.

Hopefully you figure out what you're gunna do, but the last comment you made rings of the truth, I think. If there's untruth going on, especially of that magnitude, it's not worth it.

Your chronicles are writ large here, so, I won't wish you luck. You won't need it.

You'd think with all the lotion Ratboy uses his hands would be less wrinkly!

karmajay wrote:

You'd think with all the lotion Ratboy uses his hands would be less wrinkly!

All that talk about hair on your hands is LIES.