I found the girl I like in a whorehouse

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I feel bad =(

To be fair, I knew she had worked there, but when I met her she was "Retired" and said she didnt want to do it ever again, etc.

The other day she told me a story that just didn't click, but I let it go, and today I had a hunch and decided to go there and I saw her among the "girls". She recognized me and screamed and went to hide. Then I called her and asked her why she didn't tell me and she said she was just selling cosmetics to the girls or some crap.

I'm not Sherlock Holmes, she just wasn't very smart, she basically told me "Hey, you've never gone to THIS massage parlor, right? Hehe, don't let me catch you going to one of those!".

I honestly have no problem seeing girls who get paid for sex, etc (hey at least I know they put out), but I feel bad about being lied to, that hurts.

I know she had money troubles, and I tried to help her, but it obviously wasn't enough. I just wish she had told me she was going back, and then I could just stop f*cking her and we could still go out or something.

You lead a strange life, Mex. Truly, you're like a unicorn to me.

No pictures?!

I'd give some standard relationship advice to you, Mex, but no relationship you've ever detailed has been standard.

Dear Penthouse...

I knew who the author would be before I finished reading the thread title.

karmajay wrote:

Dear Penthouse...

I never do this sort of thing, but....

I'm astounded that your penis hasn't fallen off yet..........

Provocative titles, short but informative descriptions, and the first reply coming from one of the CEOs is the recipe for an epic thread.

Certis wrote:

You lead a strange life, Mex. Truly, you're like a unicorn to me.

This needs to be repeated.

kessler.ryan wrote:

No pictures?!

And this.

fuzzyb wrote:

I'd give some standard relationship advice to you, Mex, but no relationship you've ever detailed has been standard.

Oh this is a good one.

karmajay wrote:

Dear Penthouse...

And yeah this is relevant.

Dimmerswitch wrote:

I knew who the author would be before I finished reading the thread title.

Pretty much what my thoughts were.

Okay you guys have taken all my thoughts. Thanks jerks.

Also, I like that Mex would still go out (or something) but not have sex. We all know the odds of that are very low.

Awww, I feel bad for you Mex. I had a hunch the thread author would be you, but I was hoping it wouldn't be.

You have some seriously crap luck in women. I'm starting to suspect that you should really consider meeting women in some other manner than however it is that you've been meeting them up until now!

Farscry wrote:

Awww, I feel bad for you Mex. I had a hunch the thread author would be you, but I was hoping it wouldn't be.

You have some seriously crap luck in women. I'm starting to suspect that you should really consider meeting women in some other manner than however it is that you've been meeting them up until now!

Paying them, clearly.

garion333 wrote:
Farscry wrote:

Awww, I feel bad for you Mex. I had a hunch the thread author would be you, but I was hoping it wouldn't be.

You have some seriously crap luck in women. I'm starting to suspect that you should really consider meeting women in some other manner than however it is that you've been meeting them up until now!

Paying them, clearly.

And not paying enough.

Never have these issues with the top tier escorts.

gbuchold wrote:

I am never complaining about weird relationship issues again.

I was just thinking the same thing - this kinda blows the Boogle Memorial thread out of the water.

Good luck Mex, however you choose to handle the situation.

Mex, when you drink beer, is it Dos Equis?

I am never complaining about weird relationship issues again.

That said, well, if what gets you is that she lied, and you still like her, you should probably tell her that. Of course, if she's OK with lying to you, did she really respect you that much in the first place? Or maybe she feels dirty about it and didn't want you to know. If you like her, tell her you're OK with who she is but she can't lie to you like that.

Uh, or, you know, go find a girl who isn't a 'professional'. If you didn't like her that much, I mean.

Also get tested.

E: Far be it from me to question your life choices, but I've been chaste for a handful of years now, mostly because

Mex wrote:

I honestly have no problem seeing girls who get paid for sex, etc (hey at least I know they put out)

can be reversed on you. I have a problem with girls who put out too easily, because they're not far from the type getting paid for sex. And before I get shouted down for double standards, I can't stand guys who are sex-obsessed either, and I keep them out of my circle of friends. Maybe, to avoid situations like these, you should go find some nice little Catholic virgin? Once you're in a dedicated relationship with someone, you may find the emotional connection makes up for a slowdown in your sex life.

Also, nice little Catholic virgins get buckwild crazy once they trust you enough, if that makes for better motivation.

I just want you to know Mex, that all my ideas about Mexico are formed from your stories. What a wild, crazy country.

Sorry mate... Time to go play TF2 until you forget

Oh, Mex. Don't ever change!

You guys are going to be so disappointed when it turns out that Mex is pasty, overweight kid living with his mother in a cornfield in Iowa, chuckling to himself as he winds up the Goodjer collective.

And I was just thinking earlier this week "Hey, I haven't read much from Mex lately".

Well Mex sounds like she really likes you. To me the only option is to sit down with her and discuss why she didn't feel comfortable enough with you to tell you the truth. I'm betting it was something you inadvertently said about sex workers and she extrapolated it into you feeling that way about her if you knew. Girls love to do that, at least in my experiences. Tell her what you just told us and I wish you the best of luck.

I think Mex has earned the right to a tag change and it needs to be something related to his wild Mexican adventures.

Subscribing.

Damn. If you really like her, talk to her about it, man.

My life is boring as hell. :\
But, I've a very low risk of catching penis-fall-off disease, be careful out there, Mex.

93_confirmed wrote:

I think Mex has earned the right to a tag change and it needs to be something related to his wild Mexican adventures.

The only logical tag for everyone's favorite Mexican Medic is "Hi Everybody!"

As far as dating somebody who gets paid for sex, the average girl you date could've had hundreds of partners, too; the current one is just a better businesswoman. I see it as a good sign that your first reaction wasn't one of jealousy, but that you were hurt she wasn't honest with you.

That said, I still want to hang out with you and study you like Jane Goodall.

Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

That said, I still want to hang out with you and study you like Jane Goodall.

This is code for: "Mex, I want to watch you while you shower."

Quintin_Stone wrote:
Bonus_Eruptus wrote:

That said, I still want to hang out with you and study you like Jane Goodall.

This is code for: "Mex, I want to watch you while you shower."

This is why I never should have given you the decoder ring.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

If she didn't tell you it's probably cause she really likes you and was afraid you'd disapprove. That or she doesn't care what you think, one of the two.

kessler.ryan wrote:

No pictures?!

fine....

Certis wrote:

You lead a strange life, Mex. Truly, you're like a unicorn to me.

IMAGE(http://imgur.com/OpRVk.jpg)

there.

If she's cool with just going out, that might be a refreshing change for the both of you. Best of luck to you. Heartbreak sucks.

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