Smack Talk: Tboon vs Quintin Stone

Wow, that's a long transcript.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Wow, that's a long transcript.

That's what she said.

Edit: Nevermind. This was better before ClockworkHouse mentioned quoting himself was better before it was mainstream.

Jeebus!

[15:29] <+StHillary> I would love a snatchel

Blargh.

[16:43] <+katisu> nuean is all about the sexpoop

We learn so many things about Fedora!

[20:08] <+Evil_Wombat> Are you all in the same room?
[20:08] <+Wembley> The great oz!
[20:08] <+FedoraMcQuaid> yes
[20:08] <+FedoraMcQuaid> same room
[20:09] <+Evil_Wombat> OMG
[20:09] <+Evil_Wombat> o_O
[20:09] <+Wembley> Same bed?
[20:09] <+FedoraMcQuaid> I WISH
[20:12] <+Fmaq> I have deskbed
[20:12] <+Fmaq> much better
[20:12] <+Evil_Wombat> Er
[20:12] <+Evil_Wombat> What's a deskbed?
[20:13] <+Evil_Wombat> You mean you sleep on a plank of wood?
[20:13] <+Fmaq> I guess it's more of a beddesk
[20:13] <+Wembley> Asterith: That's true.
[20:13] <+Fmaq> no wait
[20:13] <+Fmaq> it deskbed
[20:13] <+Fmaq> because a desk made out of bed
[20:13] <+Fmaq> ya
[20:13] <+Asterith> is it like a bunkbed but with a desk under neat it?
[20:13] <+Fmaq> no
[20:13] <+Asterith> underneath
[20:13] <+Fmaq> roomate 2 is underneath me
[20:14] <+Asterith> o_O
[20:14] <+Yellek> kinky

I surprised you left in the context.

Yeah, I figured he was going to trim it down to the shining gems.

[14:09] <+FedoraMcQuaid> roomate one just came with a big package

[13:11] <+Donut> me and her are all sticky
[13:11] <+Donut> damn it
Tanglebones wrote:
[13:11] <+Donut> me and her are all sticky
[13:11] <+Donut> damn it

Dammit, why does the dirty talk happen when I'm not around?

Rat Boy wrote:
Tanglebones wrote:
[13:11] <+Donut> me and her are all sticky
[13:11] <+Donut> damn it

Dammit, why does the dirty talk happen when I'm not around?

They're called lesbians for a reason?

You know what we need. A forum tourney! Bring the top smack talkers together with some rules and lets the thread go!

I am thinking right off the top of my head:

- Quintin
- Tboon
- Boogle

Scoring would be accomplished by fellow goodjers for the best "Your _______ is so ________ that _______" jokes and the like.

Boogle can't talk smack.

Well, I count strings of incoherent cursing as smack talk, but I may be in a minority on that thought.

Grubber788 wrote:

Well, I count strings of incoherent cursing as smack talk, but I may be in a minority on that thought.

Here here...

Just let the contestants come and watch the feathers fly (bring some popcorn) and sort it out later.

I think it should just be a duel of FedoraMcQuaid and Boogle, Goodjer has been wanting them to "fight" for a while now

katisu wrote:

I think it should just be a duel of FedoraMcQuaid and Boogle, Goodjer has been wanting them to "fight" for a while now

It'll be cool to see two losers fight for a change!

Donut's not good at the smack talk but she's the accidentally funniest person ever. I think she'd win by pure luck without knowing what was going on.

Duoae wrote:
katisu wrote:

I think it should just be a duel of FedoraMcQuaid and Boogle, Goodjer has been wanting them to "fight" for a while now

It'll be cool to see two losers fight for a change!

Oh, she doesn't want us to fight...

FedoraMcQuaid wrote:
Duoae wrote:
katisu wrote:

I think it should just be a duel of FedoraMcQuaid and Boogle, Goodjer has been wanting them to "fight" for a while now

It'll be cool to see two losers fight for a change!

Oh, she doesn't want us to fight...

Not in the traditional sense, at least!

pneuman wrote:
FedoraMcQuaid wrote:
Duoae wrote:
katisu wrote:

I think it should just be a duel of FedoraMcQuaid and Boogle, Goodjer has been wanting them to "fight" for a while now

It'll be cool to see two losers fight for a change!

Oh, she doesn't want us to fight...

Not in the traditional sense, at least!

Crossing swords?

FedoraMcQuaid wrote:

Boogle can't talk smack.

Agreed.

Tanglebones wrote:
pneuman wrote:
FedoraMcQuaid wrote:
Duoae wrote:
katisu wrote:

I think it should just be a duel of FedoraMcQuaid and Boogle, Goodjer has been wanting them to "fight" for a while now

It'll be cool to see two losers fight for a change!

Oh, she doesn't want us to fight...

Not in the traditional sense, at least!

Crossing swords?

Jousting?

FedoraMcQuaid wrote:
Duoae wrote:
katisu wrote:

I think it should just be a duel of FedoraMcQuaid and Boogle, Goodjer has been wanting them to "fight" for a while now

It'll be cool to see two losers fight for a change!

Oh, she doesn't want us to fight...

Who said i was talking about about actual fighting? When was the last time either of you had a "successful" date. Now, you can "fight" together

Love is a battlefield

Vector wrote:

Donut's not good at the smack talk but she's the accidentally funniest person ever. I think she'd win by pure luck without knowing what was going on.

=P love you Vector!